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27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Gawd... don't I slow type!!!

Maybe....but who says zooming around was any fun anyway? :rascal:
Tis very true Dlep, I prefer slow and sensual.... much more fun... Ohhh keyboards and typing speeds!! ... that's what I am supposed to be thinking about... I am trying honest :grin:
Best policy wink

wink

27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Gawd... don't I slow type!!!

Maybe....but who says zooming around was any fun anyway? :rascal:

27 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
:bounce: Jags is talking dirty.... I am all hot and bothered now

Could be the menopause dunno

dunno

smackbottom

lack of oestrogen has the opposite effect apparently, you need taking in hand my boy and taught the error of your thoughts lol biggrin

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:rascal:
In edit..... Meaty and chocolate hmmmmmmmm :grin:
Some blokes have all the luck :cry:
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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Awww, take that
Throw me the rum (by way of celebrating my new avatar) I'm off to hit the sack.
Thank you for the (ahem) service!

Pleasure is mine! :inlove:
Just have pity on us insomniacs.... lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
Having been really, really bored whilst waiting to be served in the GFZ....I worked it out, it's now the grand total of 50p per compliment, I knew I was cheap, but :shock:
:giggle:
And ta everyone, esp. Louise&Joe

Ffs....not cheap...good value for money! lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
dlep, defintely!!! :rascal:
dunno how she does it, but nigella can be chatting away innocently enough about treacle sponge pudding or summat, but still somehow manages to sound positively, absolutely FILTHY! :twisted:
n x x x ;)

Sorted, you shag her whilst I eat the sponge and watch.
Fight ya for the treacle sponge! :lickface:
Is that what you call a threesome down your way then? lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
You just made me count compliments! Yes, I'm that bored

Be thankful you get any! I don't :cry:
And "Thank fluck he's gone" doesn't count lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
F*%K me......... :shock: this place is in need of re-furbishment
I trust the bar is still working........

>>>>Glugs down drink.......and breathe
It's working- just very slowly!
I'm sorry I'm sure rolleyes

rolleyes

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Another? Or is it Irn Bru time yet? lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by neilinleeds
There is just something about her, a sparkle, a glint in the eye - a real sense of fun and sexiness.

agreed, for those very same reasons. silly

silly

hwoar: she knows she's sexy, and it comes across. confidence counts, and is attractive in it's own right!
all that chat about her being voted into the top 100 sexiest women recently, and whether men just say they want size 10 and 34B cos it ain't cool to admit you'd actually like nothing more than a roll in the hay with fern, nigella lawson, etc . . . why the hell not! confused

confused

neil x x x ;)
Now there's a decent threesome if I ever thought about it! biggrin

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27 Apr 2007

There is something about her that's appealing, but I haven't figured out what.... lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
You're a very brave man. :dry:
Now I know where the dead man walking thing comes into it.

Are you infering I'm a cheeky bleeder?
You could be right.....:giggle:
Okay, okay your Winchiness....a pint of Lager biggrin

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
A BLOODY DRINK!
I've only been waiting two hours Make it a large one- by this point I've given up caring what it is- and I'll forgive you.

A pint of tizer then? :giggle:
bolt

bolt

27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
>>>>>Taps fingers, huffs & says thats the last time I post piccies for you useless lot >>>>>

:notworthy:
What would the lovely Winchy like?
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27 Apr 2007

Quote by Sarah
Getting the ice cubes out :P

I assume for a G and T? (Well, I hope it is....:shock: )
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27 Apr 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I didn't have the keys....
I was side tracked by a mysterious person who then proceeded to nick them! :shock:
I wonder who....?

Typical, excuses, excuses.
Anything to get out of opening up rolleyes

rolleyes

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I'll open up alright....it just depends on who she is.... wink

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27 Apr 2007

I didn't have the keys.... rolleyes

rolleyes

I was side tracked by a mysterious person who then proceeded to nick them! :shock:
I wonder who....? rolleyes

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
I'll be Selene......I promise not to Moon

But, you have no craters! lol

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Very smooth! lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by little gem
I know!
I mean, porn.... how... er... disgusting. :shock: :uhoh:
I'm farrrr too innocent to be owning such abhorent filth. :uhoh: As for sexual intercourse, of course I'm a virgin. :angel:

And I'm Mary Whitehouse!:shock:
:giggle:

27 Apr 2007

I'd either be:
Χάος (Khaos) :twisted:
Or
Άδης (Hades) :twisted:
As both tie in with the "Dead Man Walkin'" thing lol

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27 Apr 2007

I can't go....my camera wasn't made by Olympus.....:cry:
Okay, I'm going I'm going bolt

bolt

27 Apr 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Team America- World Police

:giggle:
I take it you mean the uncut version then? lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by winchwench
That works out at £1 per compliment thats what I call a bargain!
And last but not least....

OMG! :shock:
You just GOTTA make the next PP and you just GOTTA bring that!!!! silly

silly

hwoar: :inlove:
You're after my tickly stick aintcha? :rascal:
Isn't everyone? dunno

dunno

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by essex34m
and are you saying you are submissive, or just passing over control and trust?

I suppose this is the most important part. I've only encountered a few ladies I could really trust. I haven't had chance to explore this part of me yet, but who knows? Maybe one day biggrin

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I've always thought of myself as quite submissive sexually.
If I'm watching reading porn I'm generally more turned on by seeing the female dominated slightly.
But in reality although I enjoy beng tied up/controlled I think this is more of a role play as I have to be in total control of the situation - i.e. the other person/people involved have to be playing the roles the way I wish.
So would you class this as just submissive role play or is this just a case of a sub having boundaries?
Am I really the dominant party as I'm the one that's decided how it's going to be?
Or am I just a typical Libran who can't make up her mind?

I suppose it could be a bit of both. I'm not that familiar with sub/dom so I can't really answer all that well. In certain circumstances I can be very sub redface

redface

. In others everytime the person tries to be Domme on my I resist automatically....:giggle:
I'll be watching with interest lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sig ammended here too

A hint sunshine it should be : shock : without the spaces..... rolleyes

rolleyes

not on another well known forum it's not biggrin

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:giggle:

bolt

(I think we'd better stop hijacking this thread.....I have promised not to do it anymore and Louise and Joe will get mad.... sad

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sig ammended here too

A hint sunshine it should be : shock : without the spaces..... rolleyes

rolleyes

27 Apr 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
A deeply winchy goes off to calculate the new cost per compliment.

And I have ammended my sig in recognition.....
*just to make you redface

redface

a little more *
Permission to add it to mine too lol

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As long as you TM it to me ;-)
That goes without saying lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu

Winchy, i think i lurrrrrve you :lickface:

You only think? :shock:

You really have trouble with references to anything not done by Deaf Lep-Plod.
(as a hint, replace Winchy with Wildthing rolleyes

rolleyes

)
I got it Yamyam. I do have a broader music range than people think.... rolleyes

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
A deeply winchy goes off to calculate the new cost per compliment.

And I have ammended my sig in recognition.....
*just to make you redface

redface

a little more *
Permission to add it to mine too lol

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27 Apr 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Free membership of SH is a bargain when you get posts like this....
Well as it happens.....I've just spent the last few minutes on photoshop.....

Fookin hell, it worked!
Sassy- great idea!

Winchy, i think i lurrrrrve you :lickface:
You only think? :shock:
Blimey Winchy I knew you was :inlove: but even so redface

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