Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

Forum

Quote by winchwench
Well as it happens.....I've just spent the last few minutes on photoshop.....


Fookin hell, it worked!
Sassy- great idea! kiss

Berlooooooody Hell!
:inlove:
I haven't had any bargains lately....mind you I've been rather reluctant to do any shopping lately.....Once I start......:shock:
lol
Quote by Drewxcore
oiiiiiiiiiiiii
Perhaps the government should raise taxes so they can pay for neighbours for the bbc!

Perhaps you need a smack round the ear hole! mad
lol
I'd rather have the money previously used for Neighbours go to make more Doctor Who and Torchwood!
biggrin
Quote by Drewxcore
NO!!! mad smackbottom

Say goodby to the Neighbours! :giggle:
bolt
Quote by Drewxcore
I have just heard on the news that the BBC has chosen to stop showing the greatest soap in the world due to the fact that the company that makes it has raised its prices!!!!

They lost the Simpson's the same way....
I haven't watched it since Kylie was in it lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It wasn't me bolt

Yes it was!
Bloody PP...messing with the Foo Foo valve again! rolleyes
You leave my foo foo out of this! poke
You've been warning me not to touch your Foo Foo for ages.....rolleyes
sad
:giggle:
bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It wasn't me bolt

Yes it was!
Bloody PP...messing with the Foo Foo valve again! rolleyes
I thought it was my browser lol
And it wasn't me what broke it...lol
Quote by elton2222
Thank for you kind words, Im sure lots of people that use the chatrooms end up in the same situation but keep it to themselfs.I have openly expessed my feelings in public, maybe I should have just kept it to myself I dont know. I have lots of friends in the NE room they are a great bunch, and I know I can talk to them at anytime.I hope you fined your friends again, but as you say people and chat move on,I just neet to try and not get myself into this situation again.
Thanks

No, I can't see a problem with it. This is proof positive that the chat rooms CAN be used for something other to tommy tank over. I've met a lot of people this way, and if this a way of helping you cope then so be it biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird

Also a complete contrast in style can really make a well known song amazing to hear by a different artist: a perfect example George Michael's version of Roxanne (just when you expect a Sting screech you get.....mellow tones)

I love both versions of that.
I love George and Sting though :twisted:
I also submit that Metallica's cover of Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar is very good biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren

shireen- you can't live with em, but you can't live without them wink

More like:
can't live with em, can't bury em under the patio
bolt
So that's what's been happening to my field operatives then! :shock:
Does your evil know no bounds? evil
lol
However, I have trouble sleeping all the time let alone when I have things on my mind!
Insomnia is a friend of mine....one that won't take a hint and feck off! lol
Quote by Calista

LOL .... durrrr .... if I put my true location down they might find me and take me back ....

You think? :shock: lol
It could be worse they could take me to markz in Beds!!!
I've been sent to Coventry....literally! :shock:
(Okay, I've moved from Yamworth to Coventry, but it may be true....lol )
Quote by Marya_Northeast
:cry:
It's come as a horrible shock. Elton and I have spoken about it and we both feel incredibly saddened.
Matt's a great mate, a good laugh and a genuinely good guy. We will miss him tonnes but as long as he's happy then we should be too.

How do other people cope in this situation?

It takes time. A very close friend of mine left the community a fair while ago. She was well known and liked by the community in general. Although I still get an email every know and then, it's nowhere near the same. Obviously it was a choice that she had to make, and everyone supported it. If she ever wanted to come back - even just to post and be here amongst friends, she'd get the biggest welcome back ever from me.
I think the posts on here reflect how I feel about her.
I think I may have spoken to Matt in chat at some time - his name is familar (and I'm terrible with names :shock: ), so if you're reading this Matt good luck, and if you ever need to come back for what ever reason I'm sure everyone will be glad to see you biggrin
Quote by tallnhairy
Try refreshing your cache hun. May just be you smile
If you need help ask 6 year old, my 7 year old knows more than me I always find confused
(or just type it manually : ? without the space)

Bloody Hell!
Hello! biggrin
Quote by Calista
I do, seriously, think you've got a blinder of a fun thread there HLB, and, for the sake of a bit of fun injection into the forum (and dinner/night out with someone), I'm game :thumbup:
I supose we'd have to kiss some serious arse in order to get Admin to agree to masquerade log-in's though rolleyes :lol2:
ooo look, a hijack rotflmao

I thought Mal had suggested a Masquerade in a thread a while ago and said that Admin was okay with it?
Unless I imagined it. :shock:
Probably then. lol
I think that's what Darkfire means hon ... they have alerady agreed to the Masquerade ... they woul dhave to agree to this as well!
Cx
:doh:
*Note to self....read threads properly before opening cyber cake hole....lol*
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I would like evolution to step in and release some psychic potential in my brain so I can get inside someone else's head and really feel what it's like for them when they orgasm and I'm helping them get there :twisted:

I'd just like to get inside someone else's mind, full stop! :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Even mine? :shock:
You poor woman! lol
Quote by Darkfire
I do, seriously, think you've got a blinder of a fun thread there HLB, and, for the sake of a bit of fun injection into the forum (and dinner/night out with someone), I'm game :thumbup:
I supose we'd have to kiss some serious arse in order to get Admin to agree to masquerade log-in's though rolleyes :lol2:
ooo look, a hijack rotflmao

I thought Mal had suggested a Masquerade in a thread a while ago and said that Admin was okay with it?
Unless I imagined it. :shock:
Probably then. lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
I think Kiss knows she is sworn to secrecy for the rest of her natural wink
Repeating yourself won't make the point more valid....rolleyes
Quote by hornyinslough
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

I'm also mindful that at some point your membership of the Pussy Posse might have to be reconsidered...I'm just hoping you don't go and join the LAPP instead and give them all our secrets :shock: wink
:giggle:
As if Kiss would....rolleyes
wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Its great to be a woman because you get to sit back and admire the brilliance of men

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Coffee meets monitor moment rolleyes
You're supposed to drink it, not use it to clean the monitor....rolleyes
*Hands Sassy some MR Sheen....*
:giggle:
bolt
Quote by Kiss
I can't figure out which thread to post in. rotflmao

Both perhaps? wink
kiss
Quote by Darkfire
Its great to be a woman because....
I like being in the clique that will eventually rule the world and have you subservient blokes on your knees, where you should be :twisted:
mmmwaahh haa haaa haaaaa rotflmao
(you can make your own minds up whether I'm serious or not :twistedsmile

You been playing that Age of Empires game again? rolleyes
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry Dollop, ladies first :twisted:

:cry:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
So who wants a shag then? dunno

Me! :inlove:
biggrin
Quote by Calista
I like the towel look on other fems.... they look so...vulnerable :twisted:
it can stay on/around if she's a little self concious, but could be whipped off in one quick tug leaving her naked and open....the short ones just skim past the curves of her ass and leave a little, just enough, to the imagination.... and I love it how, if I'm looking at her, a fem who's a bit nervous will pull the towel up over her boobs more or keep checking the bit that's holding it all up is still tucked in and secure in a kind of oh-shit-shes looking at me gesture :giggle: :twisted:

Calista's mind goes into overdrive and she disappears for a cold shower ...... :twisted:
:shock:
redface
Erm.....me too! redface
lol
Another thing everyone should have is a carbon monoxide detector. When I was working at the National Grid on the phones we had masses of people who said theirs was beeping. In almost all cases there was increasing amounts of CO in the home/work place.
They are getting cheaper all the time, and I think in some areas there is a scheme to fit them in OAP's homes as a saftey measure.
Quote by LondonPlaything
oh yes... coach..... do we have a driver?


Any good? dunno
:giggle:
Quote by Juniper_couple

It's all pretend ... there are a "hardcore" of people who can and do ;) then there are the rest of us wanabes .. who so want to but daren't :shock: wink
:giggle:
Cx

Well, now i know that, i'm gonna kick back and pretend :giggle: :twisted:
Same here I think :giggle:
Even now, after nearly two years here I still have a problem.
There's been times on here and in the chat room where I've flirted for England, the UK and the Planet in general, but when I had an opportunity I reverse course faster than Nuclear missle! I need to take the final "step" (well, a kick up the arse would do it), maybe then I can finally relax, and feel comfortable about being me.... rolleyes
Anyone want to help me take the final step (or kick me in the bum), feel free to Pm lol
And Calista, I'm pretty sure it's still there.....just need something (or someone) to drag it kicking and screaming kiss
biggrin
Quote by Darkfire

I have (despite appearances) cut the hijacking out a lot, mainly as I feel that I may go to far and go to the place I don't want to go - hijacking for the sake of it.

but, is it hijacking for the sake of it or hijacking because you don't feel able to say what you want to (eggshell syndrome) ? wink
A combination of a lot of things. I had to leave SH or a bit due to not being able to afford an ISP. When I came back, it had changed (which I expected - change can be good), but also the atmoshpere had changed. Somedays I couldn't bear to be here because of it. I get frustrated with a lot of things. Mainly the attitude of a few that can't put things behind them. The community has fractured so many times (I don't want to get into that again - please), and I just wish that there was some way it could be repaired. I'm not naive enough to think for one moment that this will happen immediately (or even if t will happen :cry: ), but with so many outthere gunning for us, I would love to think that it could be put to rest.
First and foremost I want everyone to get along regardless of "Where they are"
I tread on egg shells a lot. Why? Because, although language is a love of mine, sometimes it fails to describe how I feel, and how angry that I often feel "stuck in the middle" of things.....
And it doesn't help that I'm in two minds about everything (but hopefully not two faced :shock: )
I don't know if this makes sense (probably not), but it won't be the first time will it? wink