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Dlep

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9 Dec 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
So how can I be seduced by you?
And I don't mean the promise of the best Shag i'm ever going to have (again).

No promises - just get yer arse on your bike to Newcastle and we'll show you - 'the proof of the pudding' (no 'fruit' jokes please) as they say... wink

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How did we miss this one? dunno

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A bi male biker with a great arse and sense of humour... I must be losing my touch :rascal:
If that's the case then I'm just gonna get ready for the sky to fall and for Armaggeddon to start.....:shock:
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9 Dec 2006

Quote by Sarah

Oh well, theres loads of women that would love to have me on their arse, you just cant help some people

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Even for you that is quite good :P
God's sake Sarah, Don't encourage him....... rolleyes

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9 Dec 2006

Got as far as Smart, but only cos the touch pad was playing up and I didnt hit the button in time..... lol

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Mind you took me a while to get there :giggle:

8 Dec 2006

I don't drink much anymore, but besides the usual alcohol such as Lager etc, i do love Saké. And it's easier to find nowadays....theres two supermarkets in my town that sell it..... :bounce:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
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And of the three that is my favorite. Some calligraphy is really beautiful.

One tattoo that I do want is a Haiku (a type of poem), but typically after finding it, I lost it again..... lol

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But, I've gotten to like the feeling of having them done. In fact after the Wolf heradlry one I was so "high" that I was stopped by a copper in Birmingham city centre because he thought I was doped up! :shock:
Luckily he saw me coming out of the Tattoo place and had one himself, so he knew I what I meant.... lol

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8 Dec 2006

I like subtitled films having watched Japanese and Hong Kong movies for about 14 years, although it does help that I can speak Japanese to a small degree, and with Hong Kong movies you get the jist just by looking at the faces.... lol

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The trick is to not to concentrate too much on either (well it works for me atleast lol

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I haven't heard of this one....will have to look out for it biggrin

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8 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded

Dlep, What does it say?
It's the name of a friend of mine who died about ten years ago. We were born on the same day and we were very close. I do know that she would have loved sites like this one..... lol

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8 Dec 2006

I have 4 and when Im better off financially, I want more.
My first two:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Abilene
good luck, i hope the victim will realise how lucky he/she is

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I don't agree with the terminology that Essex used lol

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, but I do agree.....they ought to feel lucky..... wink

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8 Dec 2006

There are 3 alternatives to using the dedicated AOL browser.....

Opera (although their site seems to be down atm....:shock: )
Although I am currently using IE7, I do use Firefox too.
I have Opera installed too, but havent gotten round to using it yet.
All the above are fairly stable, although FF seems to be the most reliable.
Hope that helps

8 Dec 2006

You have a PM. biggrin

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6 Dec 2006

Quote by jaymar
If I like a woman, I like her. Simple as that. My last 3 girlfriends have ranged from a 14-16 and upwards so, as I said if there is chemistry between you then the size wouldn't matter.

Well said Dlep.. .. nice to hear a man's point of view. My hubby's like you, he goes for personality and finds that more attractive than looks/size.. mind you he would hate to be clacking against bone so does prefer a curvier woman himself and I think your posting and his thinking is probably classical for the majority of men these days. smile

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I've always been attreacted to curves, but its only the last few years that I've been attracted to women over size 16. That's not to say I wouldn't have found women that size unattractive before.....just that as I've become familiar with women in the Swinging community, I've noticed that I've liked them. And I do like more petite women, but the "slimmest" (for want of a better word) is a size 12-14 on average.

6 Dec 2006

If I like a woman, I like her. Simple as that. My last 3 girlfriends have ranged from a 14-16 and upwards so, as I said if there is chemistry between you then the size wouldn't matter.

6 Dec 2006

Famous last words....as soon as I posted the last post......I had another error and I've only just been able to access the site again..... sad

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5 Dec 2006

I've just had a "503" error....not sure if that's a proxy error dunno

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. However, after I refreshed it's okay.

3 Dec 2006

I was told a couple of times that I wasn't what the other person(s) where looking for. They did tell me why, in a polite but fair way. I hope I took it well. In life you have to take the knock backs. I haven't been in a position where I've had to say "Er, no thank you" yet, but I hope I can do it in the same fair way it was done to me.

3 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
............. and remember, offences like this are quite rare....
so........ please dont have nightmares...........

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That just topped it all off for me :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
No, it'll be topped of when someone says "Keep 'em peeled"
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3 Dec 2006

Quote by Darkfire
How well do people perceive me?...
, am kinda past caring to be honest - those who know me, know , those who dont, dare you come find out? :twisted:
like Sassy, I'm just me, what you see is what you get, take me or leave me. The people I've met either like me or they don't and that's their choice.

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2 Dec 2006

Oh my god.....how silly must the BBC feel at the moment! rotflmao

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30 Nov 2006

I feel like it sometimes....:shock:
I did see the funny side of it lol

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Needless to say the avatar in question went as soon as I got back lol

30 Nov 2006

Quote by TimandLene
Do you think/suspect that quite a few (well at least some) of the people that contact you here are lying about their ages? Some of the people that have contacted us seem so much older in their photo than they claim to be.
Is this quite common in your experience, or do you think all the shagging has dehydrated them a bit.

I had this in reverse. I got in regular forum contact with various people and when I went to the Midlands Munch this year, a lot told me that I was a lot younger than I looked in my avatar......a trio of lasses (who won't be named... rolleyes

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) said "God we thought you are 50!"
I'm 31 ffs.....:shock:
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30 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I still think of you as Plum
Now, who wants a shag?

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I forgot about.....him :shock: (Long story... lol

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As for me thinking about you Sassy-Seren....what little I know about you is that you're a lil Welsh Sexpot :inlove: And you have a sense of humour like mine.....it's " :twisted: "
All good really :thumbup:
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30 Nov 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually Dlep having met you quite a few times i see you as a gentle, quiet, caring lovely person babes.
Earthy xx

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Thank you

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And yes......I am a Dollop, as well as Dleprosy of Yamworth, Diep, Johnny Dlep, Delp, Dleppy, Pled....the list is endless rolleyes

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who calls you that then? :shock:
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You know damn well who calls me that.....There's only one person that does!
And I don't mind you calling it me...... kiss

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30 Nov 2006

Quote by earthchild
actually Dlep having met you quite a few times i see you as a gentle, quiet, caring lovely person babes.
Earthy xx

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And yes......I am a Dollop, as well as Dleprosy of Yamworth, Diep, Johnny Dlep, Delp, Dleppy, Pled....the list is endless rolleyes

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30 Nov 2006

Heck knows how I'm perceived.....nutter, eccentric, oddball, idiot.....the list is endless.....:shock:
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30 Nov 2006

Quote by lilacgem
I remember now :bounce:
Well with a little help from Dlep & sercher01 Thanks boys :high-smile:

Seeing the animated gif in your sig and that avatar is thanks enough.... innocent

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30 Nov 2006

I echo a lot of the sentiments in this thread. In my case it was a split that happened 6 monthsa go. We still Email, and stay in contact via text etc, as I consider her one of my closest friends of all time. And although I am mostly able to get on with my life and live, occassionally I do get little reminders.... sad

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Best thing is to take every day at a time. You walk by taking a step at a time, don't you. Same with carrying on without them.....

30 Nov 2006

The few people who do look at my profile, either are on Chat when I'm on (and I suppose they just want to know exactly who is talking all the nonsense :shock: ).....or just people I don't know. And I'm getting fewer and fewer by the month.... lol

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Perhaps I need a different piccy that doesn't scare everyone off..... lol

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29 Nov 2006

I've played violent games.....not nearly as much as I used to. However, it's obviously becoming a common thing in 21st Century Britain that such games exist. It does make me laugh that parents let their kids watch violent films, and indeed the News which has scenes of violence, but complain to all and sunder about a computer game.
Perhaps instead of banning such games, the Law should be better enforced - If you aren't 18 then you can't buy the game....and retaliers should get their arses kicked and wallets emptied if they are caught selling to underagers. I also think that games designers should design more alternative games for those that simply don't want violent games.
Or am I living in an idealistic world? dunno

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29 Nov 2006

Quote by lilacgem
I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin
Except someone won't let me perv profiles when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over
Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 30 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone
Another edit.......FFS I wasted my 5000th post on a light hearted moan :cry:

There's your answer Shedster, it's a new sort of gremlin virus from ireland
the little sod sits in the middle of the special code gibberish that tells your computerboxthingy how to make pictures and when he gets to the bit for naked lady pics he says
'aww jesus, will you lookedat laydee wit her boobies out for all to see, she'll catch her death so she will. Oid betta make sure she doesn't go on dat intermenet thingy showing herself up and everyting. Will you be stopping for a cup of tea dear? I'll put me Daniel O'Donnel records on so i will............'
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I read that in the voice of the maid in Father Ted
(sorry cant remember her name though!)
"Oh Gowan....you'll remember it. You will, you will, you will, you will, you will......"
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(It's Mrs Doyle... lol

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