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Drifter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · West Midlands

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This site is free, yet some people choose to dissent. Gift horses and mouths spring to mind.
Is it a Stockbroker?
Is it a Quantity Surveyor?
Is it a Church Warden?
No! It's Bicycle Repair Man!
Dave,
So, you were busy emptying your bowels and all of a sudden the maid was stood there with clean towels! Interesting to read the details of your "movements" while on holiday. Perhaps a safer bet might be a week in Margate next time. lol
Dave,
I don't suppose you'll be champing at the bit to go horse riding again! lol
What a pile of pants! lol
American Werewolf In Pants
Saturday Pants Fever
War Of The Pants
Clockwork Pants
The Good, The Bad And The Pants
Gregory's Pants
What a fantastic idea! If I qualify, I hope to purchase one at a Munch soon and wear it with pride.
Well done and thanks to all those involved.
Here's to your good health, you and Mr Debs. You both deserve the best after all your hard work.
Drifter holds up glass of orange juice
Hi there Rainbows!
Some music featuring vibes (the musical instrument) can be heard here
Good luck!
I look for a subject that interests me or I can relate to in some way. I also like the way some people bounce ideas off each other, so I tend to keep a look out for them as well.
Hi there Smoking Muff!
Welcome to the site and I hope you have fun here.
Well done Alex! It must be a great feeling to ease your foot off the gas for a little while. I hope to chat to you again at one of this Summer's Munches.
Chris.
Ah yes...... those were the days! 1982, 27 Mhz FM, 40 channels, 18 feet vertical dipole on the side of my parent's house (no it wasn't high enough!) and numerous transceivers. What fun I had with only 4 watts. Well I was only 15!
I passed my Foundation Licence 3 years ago. Equipment is a Yaesu FT-840 and a half wave dipole for 40 metres. I sometimes work portable at my parent's QTH, as they have a big garden and I only have a one bedroom flat. I can get the dipole straight down the length of my parent's garden. I am restricted to day time operating only, as the shack is my parent's dining room. I have never worked anywhere near VK, but I live in hope.
Sparky, I wonder if you have tried working portable?
Sarah,
Last time was great fun, so please add me to the list.
Cheers!
Chris.
Chat up line used by Rik Mayall in an episode of Bottom, "Did I tell you that's a smashing blouse you've got on?"
No, it didn't work for him and I haven't used it myself!
1 – your most distinguishing feature
Probably my (almost) bald head.
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
I would prefer not to divulge.
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Probably either a Debbiewebs or a Davej post
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Never Ending Song Of Love by The New Seekers
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
My dinner this evening - chicken, jacket potato, carrots and broccoli
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Condoms
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Chill out
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Chicken vindaloo, pilau rice and dry vegetable bhaji
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Claire Sweeney
Debbie Harry
Angelina Jolie
Nigella Lawson
Olivia Newton-John
Cleo Rocos
Thereze Bazar

10 – the worst job you have ever done
Filing Clerk
Oh to be 19 again and a SH member at the same time. Now there's a thought...........
Good luck and enjoy!
I prefer my privacy, though I do have my moments.
A couple of years away from 40 myself and hopefully my spark is brighter than ever. As someone once said "Many a fine tune is played on an old fiddle".
Good one Jim. You certainly aren't going to fall foul of the Trades Descriptions Act with that one!
Quote by roger743
"Mummy, how does my spamware work?"

%RAND_AFF_SUBJECT . %LONELY1? get matched up here. %CUSTOM_RS_URL

Me thinks the spammer is the "LONELY1" who has nothing better to do with his time.
Could you add my name to the list please, chaps? I went to Alton Towers several times many years ago and I enjoyed the views of the countryside around there. The Munch will also coincide with a week off for me.
This is even more revealing than Wicked Weasel bikinis. I am not sure what would happen if she actually tried to swim in it, but in any case I quite like the minimalist approach!
Extract from "All Of My Heart" by ABC
Sentimental powers might help you now
But skip the hearts and flowers, skip the ivory towers,
You'll be disappointed and I'll lose a friend.
No, I won't be told there's a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow,
Or that pleasure and pain,
Sunshine and rain might make this love grow.
For all SH members, I would like to dedicate the Flanders & Swann "Hippopotamus Song"
Mud, mud, glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Motorway Services"!
Thanks from me to Chardonnay and Mr_D for organising another great night. Thanks also to Alex the DJ for keeping us dancing the night away.
Quote by mattmoleman
:karaoke:
Baby if I think about you,
I think about love.
Darlin' if i live without you,
I live without love
If I had a sun and a moon
They are shinning
I would give you both night and day lots of satisfying.
I feel like makin' love.
:karaoke:
Some caring songs being played tonight.....

Ah yes - Bad Company - A man with taste!
Helen,
Looks like you are going to be busy tonight answering all those PMs!
Oh, and in time-honoured tradition - "You have a PM" (I've always wanted to say that!)