Um.............Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! :scared: :rascal: :rascal:
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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 68
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Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I think you should change the title, yes.
I'm here now for the first time in ages but this isn't home any longer as far as I'm concerned. I've got a home which I can't see any good reason to leave.
Anyway..........bottoms up everyone!!:lol: :lol:
Ooooooooooooooh! I lurrrrrrrve that kind of persuasion :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Just one of the reasons we are leaving Shireen. There was a post were we explained the violence we received at a certain club in Bristol last night but the mods on here have removed it , yet another reason why we are leaving.
Not entirely true! The Admin team moved it and you've been in PM correspondence with St3v3 about it and have given futher details about the alleged assault. St3v3 has TOLD you that he's going to be in touch with the club.
This is the message you got from him and to which you responded.
st3v3 wrote:
Hi,
Just moving your thread into the mods lounge to get the opinions of the other moderators, would you let me know what happened, also is this club listed in our clubs & parties section.
Steve
(admin)
NOT the same thing as the 'mods moving it' and another reason for you leaving here - what's the reason you gave at another site???
I'm sorry you had a difficult time at the club but the picture you are painting of how it's being dealt with here is just not true and can't be left undefended.
:roll: :roll: (yep -sarcastic rolling eyes from me)
There wasn't any reason given on another site.
Sex God
Just to give you an update...............I dropped Venus off at Crewe railway station at 5pm today and the last I saw of her she was making a beeline for a pub!
She's now on her way across to Wakefield by train (probably there by now) so watch out you lot up there!! :P
Oh! BTW If there's anyone who knows her and doesn't have her (new) phone no and wants to get in touch about her travels round the country, PM me and I'll pass messages on to her. Probably be easiest if you give me a phone no to pass on then she can contact you direct.
She's now on her way across to Wakefield by train (probably there by now) so watch out you lot up there!! :P
Oh! BTW If there's anyone who knows her and doesn't have her (new) phone no and wants to get in touch about her travels round the country, PM me and I'll pass messages on to her. Probably be easiest if you give me a phone no to pass on then she can contact you direct.
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Good point! I haven't decided how long I'll be away for, prolly about 5 days. I was just going to take it as it comes.
oh and Laird
Venusxxx
Hiya Gorgeous.
If you find your way across the hills into Derbyshire, you can have my back lawn anytime
Tart!!
:roll: :roll: :roll: Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Things to try.......
Tie you up and slap you hard for an hour or so around the face with a kipper (still vacuum pack to it doesn't fall to bits). Wax off one of your eyebrows. Stuff a melon with wirewool and insert your penis inside, whilst fucking your arse with a a large hair brush.
Then you could move on to some really kinky stuff.
And that's just for starters! :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by todj
now chill bitch.
was just looking for new ideas off people. why keep to the same old stuff when have a wealth of experience out there that i can draw on! and she likes to be dominated not me!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by todj
have just meet a new woman and she likes to be dominated to quite a degree. want to do it as well but not really sure where to start or what to do. thought that peps out there might have som advice for me. or if you like being dominated what do you like, what gets you going? any help is much appreciated>
cheers
todj
Well I don't mean to appear rude todj but I don't think you're really cut out to be dominant. You're supposed to be controlling and assertive but you're here asking for ideas! :twisted:
Maybe you should try it the other way round with her?
:wink: Sex God
As some of you already know 'cos I posted about it a year or more ago, I hung a couple of pairs of my knicks on my wing mirrors in a layby near Maidstone one night. Next morning when I went to retrieve them they'd been (k)nicked! 
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Not quite the result I'd been expecting! :rascal: :rascal:
ops: :oops: Not quite the result I'd been expecting! :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by blonde
...someone has fouled up big time here ....where's blondes certificates!
There's one hanging on the wall in the old privy at the bottom of the walled vegetable garden! It's a bit tattered around the edges as if it's been handled quite a lot
How do I know? Well.............I was............um ............conducting a bit of nocturnal research into reports of nefarious activities going on after dark and I just sort of.........erm............stumbled across it
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Is it mine ??? Say yes and name the layby for me to collect it :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oooooooooh yep! It's definitely yours :grin: :grin: and you will have to collect it, as you say, from one of my laybys!
:twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
Funny you should mention ankles. as this came up in conversation the other day at the office...
There is a theory, that a young persons ankles are a give-away for the type of body that they will have in later life. Seems that the ankles have to bear a persons body weight, therefore nature prepares the ankles for what is to follow. Look at a young lady with a size 10 figure and if she has petite dainty ankles, the chances are that she will remain slim and trim all her life (unless she goes doolalley on the chocolates
...make your own minds up...
sorry - but that is bollox.
You can tell what a women will be like in later life by her bollox? Crikey Polo :shock:
Yes ok, I confess, the really horrid truth is that those are SuperDave's knickers (John, how indiscreet :lol: ).....and Mr Firelizards ankles but the shoes belong to......
EagerSlutinHeels!!You heard it here first! :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:You've got a lot to answer for Dippy! :grin: :twisted:
! Sex God
Quote by davej
...someone has fouled up big time here ....where's blondes certificates!
There's one hanging on the wall in the old privy at the bottom of the walled vegetable garden! It's a bit tattered around the edges as if it's been handled quite a lot
How do I know? Well.............I was............um ............conducting a bit of nocturnal research into reports of nefarious activities going on after dark and I just sort of.........erm............stumbled across it
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Sex God
Quote by blonde
I've hit 3000 ........... in less than a year :bounce:
So that only goes to prove I am a chatterbox :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Eeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You'll be outdoing NaughtyNimphos if you keep this up for much longer! :twisted:
:whistling: Sex God
I think you'll find that most of the regular forum posters who've been here for some time will always reply to a polite and articulate PM, no matter who it comes from, even if it's just to say thank you but no thanks.
No-one needs to feel nervous about joining in. Just take it steady to start with; post a thread to introduce yourself and join in in the threads that interest you. You'll soon begin to become a familiar name and your character/persona will start to develop and other people will begin to bounce off your posts.
You don't need to have been here for a tremendous length of time before you can attend a Munch, provided someone established and trusted will verify you.
Hope this helps anyone who's feeling hesitant about dipping their toes in the water! :thumbup:
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No-one needs to feel nervous about joining in. Just take it steady to start with; post a thread to introduce yourself and join in in the threads that interest you. You'll soon begin to become a familiar name and your character/persona will start to develop and other people will begin to bounce off your posts.
You don't need to have been here for a tremendous length of time before you can attend a Munch, provided someone established and trusted will verify you.
Hope this helps anyone who's feeling hesitant about dipping their toes in the water! :thumbup:
:rascal:
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