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Erotykus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
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The barefaced cheek of it!! :moon:
I'll have you know that I have certifacte confirming my complete sanity. I had it framed as it is quite old and tatty now, but it takes pride of place on my cell wall. biggrin
However, thank you for your welcome, it is most appreciated.
Erotykus J. Heuristic III
I wish I could quote my 15 year old son, but he was 18 last November...Much to my disappointmet, those long trousers are quite an expense!
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lol @ erotykus.......when I grow up, I want to be a well known reg just like NWC and Fabio lol :P

Dear Mrs Bonedigger,
I am sorry to disappoint, but the notion of 'growing up' being a desirable aim in life, is a complete phallusy and is best avoided :bounce:
Also keep in mind that, those infamous regulars have forfeited their freedom to bend over the freezer section unmolested in Tesco, along time ago :mrgreen:
Erotykus J. Heuristic CDM
Alias 'Captain Condom'...... 'a man barely conceived'
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Here's my last 29 winks for today!! Didn't realise it was National Winking Day till gone 11pm :cry:
It's a bit pointless winking in the dark, need more notice next time please.
Must dash, I feel a sloopy farkle coming on :mrgreen:
Erotykus J. Heuristic
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Well, I think winks are cute and completely inoffensive, and are a perfect way for the more shy curvaceous cutie to make make contact with me, so there!
Can anyone else wink with both eyes? (not at the same time, that's a blink!) I spent quite a few weeks of my youth mastering the art redface
TTFN, just going to get a life,
Eotykus J. Heuristic

A wink is cuter in person! wink
I'm not sure that winking in the real world is within the scope of this topic.
However, you are quite correct, and it is a most useful tool to communicate anything from little a mirth to reinforcing a little purposeful innuendo, which can lead to the most pleasureful state of hedonistic arousal, sometimes referred to as sloopyfarkle, of the erogenous areas.
Thank you for your most kind and intellectual observation and please feel free to join me on my quest for a life anytime, your charming company is always appreciated.
Erotykus J. Heuristic
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Well, I think winks are cute and completely inoffensive, and are a perfect way for the more shy curvaceous cutie to make make contact with me, so there!
Can anyone else wink with both eyes? (not at the same time, that's a blink!) I spent quite a few weeks of my youth mastering the art redface
TTFN, just going to get a life,
Eotykus J. Heuristic
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Well now, from the above it is obvious that...
A) You can discuss absolutely anything that comes to hand - a few of my recent cybertopics have been the joys of parenting teenagers, the gastronomic delights of the black and white puddings, the evolution of prejudice in society and under-the-table naughtiness in Starbucks.
B) The regs are indeed very scary - always keep your crucifix upright and beware the CyberSpacehopper!
***** Message ends*******
Have fun and take care,
Erotykus J. Heuristic
"If I had known that life was going to be this good I would have signed up for more than one"
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Good to see some constructive use of the old grey matter, I wish you well!!
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Just to add my litle snippet, I had it done around 15 years ago and it was uncomfortable for about a week then mildy so for another week. I only had the one day off work for the op but I recommend you stock up on your favourite analgesic!
After two weeks abstinence due to the discomfort my libido went through the roof and still doesn't show much sign of fading (it's a hard life) The worst thing was waiting weeks for the 'all clear'.:high-smile:
Compared to the alternatives, especially the ladies chomping cardiac unfriendly pharmaceuticals for decades, I think that on the whole it was damn good move and the ladies can be most appreciative of your sacrifice! passionkiss
Get it done, have bags of fun!
Erotykus J. Heuristic
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