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i have nearly run out of fingers n toes to count on for the posted ones.. let alone the viewed ones
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FeistyMinx
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
UK
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I was visiting a friend this weekend, she has just recently got a wii console... so there we were in tescos looking at the games... when I noticed one called WaterSports... well that was me.... total giggles..... The looks we were getting made it even funnier...
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My fave is served in TGI's....
Silver Mercedes
its made from vodka, cranberry juice and orange sherbet poured over Champagne, its a bit like a very boozy slush puppy
and I would recommend not drinking 3 in the space of an hour
Silver Mercedes
its made from vodka, cranberry juice and orange sherbet poured over Champagne, its a bit like a very boozy slush puppy
and I would recommend not drinking 3 in the space of an hour
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to use a good scots word....
asparagus is 'bogging'
it makes your wee smell funny :-?
asparagus is 'bogging'
it makes your wee smell funny :-?
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Ohhh yes... loverly....
And so is marmite... have you tried the marmite breakfast bars? is like marmite on toast in a handy pack
And so is marmite... have you tried the marmite breakfast bars? is like marmite on toast in a handy pack
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I am not going to look....
I am not going to look....
I am really not going to look.....lol
I am not going to look....
I am really not going to look.....lol
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I have been on a friendship site for the last 6 years... and just tell people that i am meeting up with friends from there..lol
my parents and children have met a few peeps from here.. and just assume they from the other site...
If i feel i have to explain who peeps are - i just say i met through friends
my parents and children have met a few peeps from here.. and just assume they from the other site...
If i feel i have to explain who peeps are - i just say i met through friends
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ohhh 
I saw the title and thought is was about CBT impliments
~~goes to drag sadistic mind from the gutter
I saw the title and thought is was about CBT impliments~~goes to drag sadistic mind from the gutter
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Getting a phone call from my mum to say that the docs have said she doesnt have a blood clot on her lung!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would have done a cartwheel if it wouldnt have probably put me in hospital with her
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Quote by BIoke
.... i would hate to never have a cock in my mouth again.
Oh, I'm with you 100% on that one :thumbup:
Ditto
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I had intended on listing some books on amazon to sell... instead of which I have just spent £40 preordering some books 
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has been cloudy and a bit overcast all day so no nice sunset here tonite
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I used to be self employed.. and loved that.. I had a herb nursery, kept hens, also worked part time as a chef and also was 5 days out of 7 home for my kids....
then we moved south - was meant to be better for us all... except I had to go out to work, at first i loved it but am now in a job I really dont like
the only thing i like about this job is the meeting people bit. I am seriously thinking about finding out about retraining.
then we moved south - was meant to be better for us all... except I had to go out to work, at first i loved it but am now in a job I really dont like
the only thing i like about this job is the meeting people bit. I am seriously thinking about finding out about retraining.
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I was once told a Dom/me would try anything they intended to do to a sub once.....
so once the OP has tried drinking the engine oil... can we get feed back
so once the OP has tried drinking the engine oil... can we get feed back
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I would love to meet up with peeps from here....
many years ago I was on a site that had forums (a friendship site) and they had socials all of the uk - at the time I was living up in scotland and travelled down to London for a social.... just cos I wanted to put faces to names.... was the best time
many years ago I was on a site that had forums (a friendship site) and they had socials all of the uk - at the time I was living up in scotland and travelled down to London for a social.... just cos I wanted to put faces to names.... was the best time
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no doesnt have to be a car... though i have to say would be great to see you try an feed someone strawbs through the visor gap on a crash helmet at 80mph
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opps forgot to put my choices on
Who would you take with you.... My Mate Dezzy
What car would you drive.... My Uncles TVR :D
What snack would you take... Minstrals
And what would the first 4 tracks on your music player be?
Seether - broken
Live - The Distance
Billy Talent - Rusted From The Rain
Pennywise - Fxxk Authority (dont listen to this if kids can hear!!)
Who would you take with you.... My Mate Dezzy
What car would you drive.... My Uncles TVR :D
What snack would you take... Minstrals
And what would the first 4 tracks on your music player be?
Seether - broken
Live - The Distance
Billy Talent - Rusted From The Rain
Pennywise - Fxxk Authority (dont listen to this if kids can hear!!)
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Who would you take with you....
What car would you drive....
What snack would you take...
And what would the first 4 tracks on your music player be?
I was on a road trip home on my own yesterday and listening to radio 1 on way and thought would pinch an idea from there
What car would you drive....
What snack would you take...
And what would the first 4 tracks on your music player be?
I was on a road trip home on my own yesterday and listening to radio 1 on way and thought would pinch an idea from there
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ohhhhh i would love to have jared leto as my swing partner
(sorry i dont know how to do the piccy thing)
person i would least want is cheryl cole - she is a daft bint who only is a celeb cos she can mime well!!!
(sorry i dont know how to do the piccy thing)
person i would least want is cheryl cole - she is a daft bint who only is a celeb cos she can mime well!!!
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after finally getting onto youtube... after having to reset my password.... the video is proving to be the straw that broke the camels back for my poorly connection
after 10 mins the video has only got as far as 46 seconds :(
I shall have to wait until the weekend and look at it when I am away
after 10 mins the video has only got as far as 46 seconds :(
I shall have to wait until the weekend and look at it when I am away