I wish you ladies would start to believe that we love you just the way you are , and sod the images in the Medja.
I wish I paid a lot less tax .
I wish drinking beer didn't make my head hurt the next day .
I wish I had been as laid back as I am now 20 years ago ( obviuosly not over sex , that wouldn't be right would it )
And this reminds of an old but goody to put in the jokes thread , tomorrow XX and goodnight all.
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It's nice to see that basic human kindness is spontaneously displayed to someone who is disabled , the fact that it's in this forum shows that it's full of people who have a strong , if different moral compass , and yes that is very deep. There are other threads if this does not float your boat . BTW I am new here , but have noticed a strong sense of what is right and wrong elsewhere on this forum .
Finally , delighted to see FJB back on the forum.
Finally , delighted to see FJB back on the forum.
So where is this Alien orgy taking place ? Will they be oxygen breathing life forms , I can see some technical difficulties if not which will make anything we saw on the condom thread look like a vicarage tea party ( hmmm maybe that metaphor doesnt work very well here ?). Little green man emoticon attached
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It's a very self confident person who has no interest in what others think of them . Oscar Wilde said "I can stand anything except indifference " . I tend to agree with him here . I recall once someone saying about a big spat I had when taking a new job on "well at least he knows your here now!" 
Hi Alex .
I can still remember the way our cat looked at us as the vet picked him up to take him away to put him down , and that was in 1978 . I knew I was doing the right thing , but it felt like such a betrayal . But no matter how much it hurts us , we have to do what is best for the animal . Hope this bit of sympathy gives you some strenght .
I can still remember the way our cat looked at us as the vet picked him up to take him away to put him down , and that was in 1978 . I knew I was doing the right thing , but it felt like such a betrayal . But no matter how much it hurts us , we have to do what is best for the animal . Hope this bit of sympathy gives you some strenght .
Computers are failry simple compared to women , a lot less fun though . I have to say the crowd on this site are friendly chatty , and surprisingly inventive 
, no more inventive than that !
BTW , I know what my IP address is I asked for it to be fixed , rather than DCHP but thanks for the reminder .
, no more inventive than that ! BTW , I know what my IP address is I asked for it to be fixed , rather than DCHP but thanks for the reminder .
So thoughtless of us BRACE YOURSELF HEATHER .
There , did you enjoy it more that time ? Sorry to hear about the toy , no chance to bury it in the herbaceous border in the back garden and get closure . If you want to re-enact this with a better result , I can hire a firemans outfit .
Finally , no need to tell you to enjoy the party , but I am sorry not to be there to give you a helping hand , or other body parts .
There , did you enjoy it more that time ? Sorry to hear about the toy , no chance to bury it in the herbaceous border in the back garden and get closure . If you want to re-enact this with a better result , I can hire a firemans outfit .
Finally , no need to tell you to enjoy the party , but I am sorry not to be there to give you a helping hand , or other body parts .
. I thought bending over in front of two people would avoid your illogical fear of doing it in front of a single man .The only danger I can see is that someone may believe them , try to re-enact the scenario in real life and finish up in jail . On the plus side I think you can fill a form in and get your council tax paid while you are there , I suppose it would also give you the ideal time to polish your same sex skills . if you wanted to .
I supose a worse outcome would be those "I shagged the barmaid "ones , as I can see that if you were encroaching on the landlords territory , you might finish up banned from your favourite boozer , in this case youi get no consolation prize from Social Security .
I supose a worse outcome would be those "I shagged the barmaid "ones , as I can see that if you were encroaching on the landlords territory , you might finish up banned from your favourite boozer , in this case youi get no consolation prize from Social Security .
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judy you can have my rubber uniformit wipes all the stains clean off,and it seem s to have been a hit with the guys!!
Flipper if you come up to my little private quarters,i'll give you a hands on demonstration of all my exits and entrances :twisted:
So , thats what goes on behind those curtains . I thought my luck might be in when I noticed they were wipe clean on this aircraft . I knew dehydration was problem on long flights , but losing your bodily fluid can be such fun . Finaly , very professional Daffodil to keep that cute uniform hat on at all times .
It certainly is a memorable moment when you look at your best friend emerging wet and blinking into the daylight , then realising he has forgotten his overcoat ! 
I always hold onto the condom when I withdraw now , after you come you will soften so the tension that is holding it drops and you need to give a helping hand , or 2 fingers , and yes retrieving it was very enjoyable , although I would not plan on getting my kicks that way
I always hold onto the condom when I withdraw now , after you come you will soften so the tension that is holding it drops and you need to give a helping hand , or 2 fingers , and yes retrieving it was very enjoyable , although I would not plan on getting my kicks that way
Spot on WBB , it's the whole deal that does it for me. You must also remember that men like women with more curves than women do , I saw this done on a program once where all the girlies voted for the shape they thought the men would like , while the men chose between the same silhouttes . Guess what , the blokes went several handfuls up from the girls . I did have look at your site :shock: , it worked , it's only a 400 mile drive for me so whenever you are ready 
We are all friends here , I hope you ladies would always treat my battery charger as though it was your own.
Did any of you see that the lady who founded Rampant Rabbit was in the financial pages over the weekend , issuing cease + desist orders against imitators using the name . A bit of a downer if you have bought a copy , and are half way through ! She was quoted saying something very forthright in the Telegraph
I can imagine the journo who got that assingment had the p*ss taken by his mates .
Did any of you see that the lady who founded Rampant Rabbit was in the financial pages over the weekend , issuing cease + desist orders against imitators using the name . A bit of a downer if you have bought a copy , and are half way through ! She was quoted saying something very forthright in the Telegraph
I can imagine the journo who got that assingment had the p*ss taken by his mates . 