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An inflatable tranny , I guess post op it needs a puncture repair patch . And I thought I knoew it all before I joined SH!
Re getting thrown out of the AM showroom , if I was the salesman and a prospect got a stiffy sitting in a £90K ticket car , I would regard it as closing signal !
If he wants to help the poor squaddies get some blood back to the end where their brain is he should cover your , err Avatur ... :eeek:
I don't think you can accelerate nature , for 2 weeks you want to die :cry: , then you start taking an interest in living again rolleyes , 2 years later you look back at how she behaved and wonder what you ever saw in the bitch. mad Thats the price of admission to the game , and we all pay it , or don't play , in our case I suppose we choose life , and pay .
However walking up to him announcing you have not got any knickers on and grabbing his dick might just take his mind off it ! :shock:
It's not as if you get paid for doing it , anyway 100% of this member appreciates you guys .
Try not to let your small still inner space be disturbed ( well not your mental one !)
Quote by RedHot

I love my piercings, but to be honeste with you, my clit hood is done, because some of you guys, STILL DONT KNOW WHERE THE CLIT IS!!!! evil

Have to agree with you there. Why d'ya think I put lights on mine too??!! There just can't be too many clues for some guys rotflmao :rotflmao:
Tracy-Jayne
Even if I am a slow learner , I'm ready for a game of hide and seek in the pussy whenever you are . blink
I've often travelled alone , it's one of those things you can do as a man that can be a problem for women . It's different to being 1/2 of a couple , it allows you to do a lot more and cover more ground and do it at shorter notice since I don't care if a room I get for one night is a palace or a dump so long as it's warm and dry . Most women like something fairly plush . Now being on holiday for 2 weeks on a beach with a fit girl who boogies your woogie is worh a little effort in picking the hotel !
rotflmao poshnbecks , well said , and brilliantly put ! :rotflmao:
ps , I'm a bald old git so meet your criteria , but think at my age it might go down while iI was driving all that way! :sad:
Quote by well_busty_babe
cant see any tatooist being prepared to put that
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< on someone!
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sigh!
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If the pro's won't help , I would be happy to sketch it on your bum in felt tip * and hold the mirror for as long as you like while you decide . Isn't it great how the community works here to help you .
* all jokes taken as read !
I'm a bit slow today , I thouight Please single guys , no more PMs would work better tattooed across your tits . I now see what you are aiming for .
I like little femine ones on girls , like hummmnig birds and butterflies although you may feel they are bit cliched now , absract patterns seem to be "in" now , but with something so permanent I would try to be timeless .
Quote by flapjackboy
It seems that Channel 4 have made it blatantly obvious that they want to see some shagging this year.
Co-habitation, sharing beds and the biggest collection of posers, tarts and queens so far...

Yes , they didn't invite me onto it either
That is so cool that the 2 rings have that meaning , as well as the 2 of them symbolising the 2 of you . It must make you smile sometimes when you think of them nestling in your pants where you both know they are, when you are apart . That is just so sexy biggrin. Quite a turn on in fact. lol
I had a look at your pics on , I like pierced pussy , so really enjoyed them . I do like a pierced clitty hood as well , it means you can just enjoy yourself in the girls love tube , and let the cllitty ring make sure she gets all the stimulation she needs . biggrin I can see what you are saying about oral though . With your pierced lips who gets more extra pleasure , you or your partner ? blink
I think the deal is you are a swinging couple , of course all single men on here have a simple agenda , and it only involves Clare so I can see how that message might be being sent . I don't believe it's a message you guys want to hear though. (Regrettably!)
Everyone is looking for the elusive bi female ,she is so rare she must be busy giving her unicorn herd a drink from the holy grail .
So , short of surgery as a single male , all I can do is say ty for the pics , hope you find her and have magnificent sex , :twisted: and you have my sincere lust . :shock:
Well ,what a bunch of fossil fuel addicts we have on the forum , I however am in no posittion to be greener than thou here re use of petrol for fun ! I would like a field and some animals , horse , chickens , geese , ducks on a pond, goat . Not sure I could stand the work involved in all of the above , so maybe just the horse and ducks , although geese are so funny , and some chicken breeds are just gorgeous ..., lol
re joing a mini club

10 secs on google , sure there are others. Join one today , they are not all full of bearded men who are walking encyclopedias with the charisma of a soggy sump gasket . e.g. I am clean shaven , well one end .
Yes , free , and when we say so , we should always say ty Mark for splitting off this piece of bandwidth so we can frolic in it :happy:
Cats are to be banned as household pets, Laboratory tests have shown them to be harmful to mice .
There is no easy answer Flapjack , for young couples with a mortgage facing interest rate rises anbd having to run 2 cars to travel to 2 jobs just to keep the house , and pay the Council Tax there prolly just isn't an answer . We should all slow down , choose smaller engined cars keep them in good condition and if we all ride our bikes *more then we can look forward to gaining Adonis bodies and becoming toned sex gods , (OK if you like muscled women) and this will help also save the planet a bit .
I have now seen this 3 times as well , and still feel strongly it falls down for the above reasons.
* Ive got a very flash looking bright yellow mountain bike , it must still be in the back of the shed behind the BBQ.
It is always interesting to hear another opinion such as Locos , one of their main concerns seems to be individual freedom . Now no one is more of a Libertarian than me , but I also believe that this requires taking responsibilty for your own and others reasonable safety ,so, I well said Judy . It is also possible that Loco has a Roman Cotholic agenda , if so , I am happy to tolerate that , if they will tolerate me . I do feel that the beliefs expressed were genuine and deeply felt , if I think a poster is just a Troll , I ignore them .
Yes , it's always nice to find a site where they let you post your ramblings. I suppose sometimes they get read , Rah Rah Rah Mods Mods Mods. Never thought an old Rocker would say that. drinkies
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I wish I had the money to have a boob reduction, so I could fit them into nice sexy underware. redface

See my wish list no 1 , The way I see it If I can live with my nose ....
And now I think about , fitting my nose into your nice sexy underwear also seems like a good idea lol
Quote by flapjackboy
corpOral punishments as well... :mrgreen:

Oh , is that when you stay out late at the pub and miss out on your blow job when you do go home ?
Debs , I PMd you to say not being rude , honest ! I could not resist the fetish joke . :welcome:
Suzie , with boobs like that you can post anywhere you like and it's OK by me :shock:
Oh yeah PCs fits , for one exciting moment I thought she meant corparal punishments . surprised
Good point WBB
For such a friendly bunch there are a lot of competitive threads . Whenever you want a a "who is the most devious old geezer" thread , let me know as I think I stand a chance there .
"Aw shucks" as the male lead always used to say
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