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:shock: as you seem to be an expert . 
Someone has reached middle age when they are 10 years older than you are . Re syrups , I still have my 70s disco macho man chest wig complete with embedded medalion in a trunk in the loft . I will try balancing this on my bald spot next time I nip into Asda to renew the freezer stash , and see if I get groped in the aisles by any horny housewives who are hoplessy turned on by it.
Does having a bit at work qualify , or is that normal ? I remember when a couple were caught in the act at one place where I worked , he was fired because he was on overtime , but she kept her job because she had clocked off and just nipped round for a quickie before going home and so was on her own time ! 
When you reach my age the only option is the Grant mtchell , nothing looks sadder than being bald on top , and letting the rest grow. I used to have long curly brown hair ( sob sob) and girls would sometinmes grab a handful or two during the act , this always helped , and showed some imagination .
I am a beleiver in freedom , so everyone should be free to smoke cigarettes , use crack cocaine smoke weed , whatever . They shouldnt' be able to interfere in others freedom to avoid smoke etc . There is a role for government , it is to educate people with unbiased research so that we freely make informed choices .
Nicotine is more addictive than crack cocaine ,when we listen to smokers we should hear what they say , but remember its refracted through the lens of an addiction .One of the effects of smoking is to narrow arteries , esp those to the legs , this cuts of the blood supply to the dick , and that must speak to all the men on this forum , and eventually it leads to amputation of the legs , so you cant even walk across the room to ask "how about it babe?"
So , if you want to be addicted to anything , that's fine by me so long as you know everything you need to know when you decide to become addicted , and so long as you respect my decision to be the bestest and baddest sexaholic I can be . "How about it babes?"
Nicotine is more addictive than crack cocaine ,when we listen to smokers we should hear what they say , but remember its refracted through the lens of an addiction .One of the effects of smoking is to narrow arteries , esp those to the legs , this cuts of the blood supply to the dick , and that must speak to all the men on this forum , and eventually it leads to amputation of the legs , so you cant even walk across the room to ask "how about it babe?"
So , if you want to be addicted to anything , that's fine by me so long as you know everything you need to know when you decide to become addicted , and so long as you respect my decision to be the bestest and baddest sexaholic I can be . "How about it babes?"
Hi Alex , I just read your ad . It seems straightforward enough to me , and you did not even ask for them to have an Elephant Dick grafted on .. And then you get guys complaining they get nowhere with single women . I dunno , anyway stick around here a while you are very welcome , just relax and get to know some people , and you will do that in the biblical senseas well I'm sure. I am a southern softie , so feel perfectley safe with you the other end of the country !
I have to admit that yes I do own a classic British sports car as a toy. I will concede that it's envirnmentaly indefensible , but it's a lot of fun , and sure works for women *! Sadly it is not a Jaguar so I am unable to oblige you 
. I have been at Jaguar Drivers Club meetings where there have been 3 genuine SS Jags parked next to each other on the grass ( this is noteworthy as it is a car that is often copied by kit makers ). You should go on their web site and visit a meet, you would enjoy the day I'm sure.
* Women say it doesn't , believe me , they are lying .
I will concede that it's envirnmentaly indefensible , but it's a lot of fun , and sure works for women *! Sadly it is not a Jaguar so I am unable to oblige you . I have been at Jaguar Drivers Club meetings where there have been 3 genuine SS Jags parked next to each other on the grass ( this is noteworthy as it is a car that is often copied by kit makers ). You should go on their web site and visit a meet, you would enjoy the day I'm sure.* Women say it doesn't , believe me , they are lying .
Now , the model of Jaguar is important , if Alan Clarke was still alive he would be delighted to oblidge you witth his 1930s SS , This was a flashy cads car , all long louvred bonnet , big round chrome headlights , and leather seats , a post war XK120 would work as well , but not one of the lightweight E types , the aluminium bonnet would crumple just as the enthusuasm peaked ! Does your fantasy include colour ? British Racing Green ?
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My friends needs cheering up big time. He is trying to recover from a 'romance' that went wrong and I feel he needs a little therapy. I shall be seeing him this weekend but I'm looking for suggestions to brighten his day...
His tastes are wide and varied and include BDSM, role play (He's mostly dominant) and all kinds of vanilla stuff as well.
Any thoughts? How do I get him to 'snap out of it'?
Ta
Hxx
Heather, hows about arranging a gangbang for him, at least, it would take his mind off his broken romance. :silly:
I had a broken romance in 1984 girls , where do I send off for the "entitles bearer to one gang bang " voucher ?
a g/f and I did it in the loos on a 747 once , and broke the toilet seat while we were in there . 
Later she said to me just as one of the cabin crew came past in the aisle " I can't wait to tell my sister about us breaking that toilet seat". 
ops: , We got a funny look , but pleased to say did not get a bill !
Later she said to me just as one of the cabin crew came past in the aisle " I can't wait to tell my sister about us breaking that toilet seat". ops: , We got a funny look , but pleased to say did not get a bill ! 