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2 of the lads are in the pub on Sat night having a great time . They meet 2 girls and drinlk even more before going back to their flat with them where they do everything in every combination before falling asleep . One of them wakes up naked and cold late on Suinday morning ., and finds everyone else has gone out , the flat is freezing and there is no food in the cupboard , he staggers into the bathroom with a bad hangover and looks at his crumpled unshaven reflection through bloodshot eyes . As he considers this unappetising sight he suddenly notices a piece of string dangling from the side of his mouth , he then realises with a shock that it ends in a little square of cardboard . He spends a minute or so plucking up courage , then grasps it firmly with both hands and then before opening his mouth and pulling he says out loud "Dear God , please let it be a tea bag ."
Natural girlie thought . Women are a lot more consensual than men . This needs them to share feelings and ideas more . However you know that in this case it would only cause arguments and so you cannnot follow your natural inclinations ( so the choice is do what you want , or say what you want , not a difficult decison ). Just enjoy the sex , and share the enjoying with your partner , oh and post me any details you want to !
I have noticed some people will push in queues , in my case it's usually fat old women in shapeless woolen overcoats, as if this will speed things up . I usually just shove back or acccidentally dig them in the ribs and they get the message, I suppose this another one of those unconsidered ways in which it's better to be a man as a physical signal like that is given due weight .
Now does everyone agree that when a dog goes for some frottage on your leg , or in my case a West Highland Terrier that was deeply in love with my arm , and remembered it for years ! it is hilarious ?
Now does everyone agree that when a dog goes for some frottage on your leg , or in my case a West Highland Terrier that was deeply in love with my arm , and remembered it for years ! it is hilarious ?
There is a Latin name for men who have this idea* and cannot have sex as result of it . Would you think I was cruel if i said , leaves more for me ?
* It's realy being scared of the loss of sefl control during sex , since I lose self control when thinking just about it I am so pleased that in at least one thing I'm normal.
* It's realy being scared of the loss of sefl control during sex , since I lose self control when thinking just about it I am so pleased that in at least one thing I'm normal.
it's just a buzz to be doing something that naughty .No it is not you. The feeling for me is just nothing like bareback , but if it's a choice between the condom and not doing it , then condom it is . Doing it without and dying horribly is not an option , the above are the choices .
I always take longer to come which may not be a bad thing ask the ladies , and sometimes have to come out and be finished off by hand .
Anyone here old enough to remember the 70s before safe sex ? The way we all behaved then !
I always take longer to come which may not be a bad thing ask the ladies , and sometimes have to come out and be finished off by hand .
Anyone here old enough to remember the 70s before safe sex ? The way we all behaved then !
I realise one of the finer points is not what you are asking , but. I always use an unscented deodorant , be shame to get that close and then the lady says , smelling of whatever , no way .
Are there any fragrances that would be passion kil;lers for you on a man , i mean i never use flowery ones , not that it makes you a bad paerson !
Are there any fragrances that would be passion kil;lers for you on a man , i mean i never use flowery ones , not that it makes you a bad paerson !
I remember a girl saying to me once that she was not using condoms with her boyfriend ( well fiance because they had decided to get married ) becauise if he was going to die , she wanted to as well.
This seemed fair enough , otherwise abstain or rubber up .
Another well made comment here . I find for a first time a condom helps , it's so exciting you can find yourself coming long before you want to , then you start thinking about coming bedore you want to etc etc , put the condom on , you know you can last and don't have to worry about catching anything .
As to when ,you should mention it , certainly before you have shared a bottle of wine and have your pants round one ankle !
Finally , how do the girls on here like ribbed, dotted etc ones ?
This seemed fair enough , otherwise abstain or rubber up .
Another well made comment here . I find for a first time a condom helps , it's so exciting you can find yourself coming long before you want to , then you start thinking about coming bedore you want to etc etc , put the condom on , you know you can last and don't have to worry about catching anything .
As to when ,you should mention it , certainly before you have shared a bottle of wine and have your pants round one ankle !
Finally , how do the girls on here like ribbed, dotted etc ones ?
Not an expert but , there is a thread on the BBCi BBS about AIDs HIV written by someone who is.
re swallowing , once you get it down , its safe the virus is killed by stomach acid, it is possible to get infected in the mouth nose or eyes ! So no more facials . These all qualify as "mucous membranes .along with the head of a dick .
Chance of getting HIV in a hetero vaginal sex ancounter is 0.3%.
All the above from memory , so you can see how indelible this stuff is. If anyone wants I will find the URL again and post it here
Have fun , stay safe.
re swallowing , once you get it down , its safe the virus is killed by stomach acid, it is possible to get infected in the mouth nose or eyes ! So no more facials . These all qualify as "mucous membranes .along with the head of a dick .
Chance of getting HIV in a hetero vaginal sex ancounter is 0.3%.
All the above from memory , so you can see how indelible this stuff is. If anyone wants I will find the URL again and post it here
Have fun , stay safe.
Just when you thought you knew it all , suddenly you discover the mouth wash fetish . I suppose it's one of those middle class ones and it comes from your first memory of being
aroused featuring a strong Scottish Governess plying a large bar of carbolic soap . Prolly involves starched uniforms as well. I'm going to lay down for a while .
aroused featuring a strong Scottish Governess plying a large bar of carbolic soap . Prolly involves starched uniforms as well. I'm going to lay down for a while .
