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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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Fruity,Misschief,MQ,Spirited,lil_miz,Scandal,Racer - its very touching to read what you have will relate to your visitors who thing this is some kind of quick shag site would do well to read this thread - it proves - We think!We feel!
I was rock bottom in July.I still have difficult times why I love all the fun on here so times I have posted when I've felt low - not the brightest of ideas - yet I've felt most of you here will accept someone however wonderful or flawed they are at a particular time so long as they're not totally abusive or insensitive to the finer feelings of others.I am learning so much as I go on.I need to be here,to turn this life of mine around,to be part of what I think is,on the whole,a beautiful place.
Satin -so its the old 35 years 359 days old party is it?
Hell - why not! wink
Hope everyone of you there has a fine old time :thumbup:
Quote by musketeer
Women are wonderful weither they are an 8 or an 18 or a PERSON ,who SHE is is the most wonderful thing of all wink

How's that for a PHD in PC then
What - that it was just an insincere line?
I might have many faults Musky but I do try to post truthfully my friend. :wink:
Theres no way of knowing why you feel it about who you feel it just do if you do,thats all.
And to quote your mate :It ain't why - it just is.
I don't doubt YOUR sincerity, I'm just an old cynic. You must admit it READS straight out of the Peoples Republic of Brent PC handbook. Personally being a vacuous empty-headed inane male I love slim, can handle chunky, booby, and wobbly, but I call a halt at the Sherman tank! Being SO prejudiced I regret it's my deficiency but I wouldn't take the time to know in the inner person. Applies to male of female btw, I never could take Cyril Smith seriously, made me feel ill just to watch him on TV.
Anyway, I would much rather hear it said that age was no barrier rather than size, it would engage with my own fears and doubts. :wink: :wink: sad
NO I DO NOT ADMIT IT READS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF BRENT PC HANDBOOK!
It reads from my own sincere opinion!
What is it that YOU gain Musketeer from making ME look like I DON'T mean what I write?
I've shared encounters with slim women - I've shared encounters with larger women - I've totally enjoyed and valued each of those statement you singled out for scorn was based on that FACT.
Sorry there fruity - I agree - 4 months is rather a long while to wait - you should do whatever it takes to get you to the munchy springtime! wink
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I have to admit
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my current sexual partner is
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a split pea! :shock:
Spark61 - at least you're telling her,I'll give you you get to feel it isn't unfolding as you wish have a way to back off from the subject before you have commitedly said it out these things finally get to be said in unlikely moments,the ones that are not planned.
I call it the "B WORD" fruity1976 - I never am - can be many other things,good or bad,up or down but never B*R*D!Life is too interesting - sometimes TOO interesting in fact. wink
I do believe SB's sent this from an authentic tradtional Spanish establishment known as "El Cyber Cafe"
Well done that Bunny!
We have a problem.
MQ asked for the trains to be turned into the SH bus.I realise that MQ's wishes have to be respected but it places Clare_Lincs and I in a very difficult postion.
I was going to be the train station and Clare was going to be the flasher at the train station.
With no trains there is therefore now not a train station.
I feel quite ridiculous in this Stationmasters uniform and Clare has nowhere to do her flashing - though somehow I think she will be getting other offers as this thread progresses.
I suppose if I blow my whistle every now and then this may make me feel better. redface
FOR THE WORLD:
One:Soldeirs in wars would simply refuse to fight each other,go over to the other side,make friends etc - a bit like when they called truce on Christmas day and played football in no-mans land in WW1 only permenently.
Two:Our dealings with the World and with each other really would be fair.
Three:People could love and be loved they way they wish to be love and be loved without fear of disease,unwanted pregnancy,judgemental attitudes.
FOR ME:
One:My hair back.
Two:My money back.
Three:Nicole Kidman.
Oh - and a box of Jaffa Cakes would be nice.
If you look back and see someone you slept with as being nothing but an "easy shag" then you must ask yourself if you have a heart anymore,if you have a soul anymore.
I think there plenty of free spirited people on this site who love their loving and love their lovers whatever their age/build/ I said before its the person most of all,caring about them and them caring about you weither its a one off or a lifelong commitment.
Quote by northwest-cpl

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
Note to self, NEVER eat another fishcake AGAIN!!!!! :crazy:
And if you knew what went into beefburgers and sausages.... lol :lol: :lol:
..you'd go veggie like me!
Quote by Nimbus

:shock: goldfish can be circumcised? :shock:

Where do you think they get the bits that go into fishcakes from? :shock:
Note to self, NEVER eat another fishcake AGAIN!!!!! :crazy:
Nimbus - you could try eating a giant cornflake covered in snow instead..but then again.. rolleyes
Quote by Nimbus
intact,
:doh: inFact!!!!!
Nimbus - there nothing to be ashamed of in being abducted by a goldfish intact.
Or being abducted by an intact goldfish either. wink
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Nimbus to the rescue as ever! - Thanks for "coming out" as a surreal dreamer too hun! kiss
KitKatKatKit - very deep - Sigmund Freud - Carl Jung - Neil Young etc
Quote by warwick
erm
havent you forgotten someone :cry:

SORRY
Warwick - I had you in the wrong position* redface so changed the position surprisedops: so I could have you :oops: the way I wanted :oops:
*IN MY LIST!
What?I'm the only forum member that has surreal dreams?
But thanks to the contributers so far to this thread - lets see:
mark1964swindon:I am STR8 mate - but - nice ass!
Dawn_Mids:Nice piercings! wink x
Clare_Lincs:Clare - you know the sexy secretary avatar turns us lads to quivering jelly! x
fernbernie:ME scary - look at YOU hunny - its like THE AVATARS HAVE EYES! :shock: x?
hornyriderx:Creepy hands - the rest is very nice! x
lil-miz-naughty-0204:BUT - its 2004! - HOWEVER - with an avatar pic like that - if you say its 0204 - ok,its 0204!!
northeastcoupleuk:You littl' monkeys you! x
sexyann57:Maybe I want to have breakfast with you! :wink: x
Silk and Big G:Nice Ass Part Two! redface x
warwick bypass:Nice Marbles!
neilinleeds:At last - someone as sane as I am! :shock:
Look into your own lives,deep into the all did something good,bad,wise or foolish.
A couple of posts ago someone said something very brave and honest,something most would never admit to in such a public place.
They are someone who makes wonderful contributions to this site,and one of the most admired members of this community,a community which,I'm sure,will I said - we all have had our moments where these things have happened to is life.
As ever you've put it perfectly Judy!
Oh,Judy,the quote-ometer there has made it look like Midlandsman said it but it was seems a decent enough fellow lets not ruin his chances by getting people thinking he said something I did - unless he is me! :shock:
(..No,he isn't.I am me.)
I'm sure this has been a topic often before but its one that always intrigues me.
Whats your latest dream? - I mean as in a dream while you were asleep.
Mine is THE CORNFLAKE DREAM
I dreamt a few people were stood around in a room holding giant cornflakes - bigger than dinner cornflakes had snow on them - not sugar frosting,no,real people were nibbling at these snow cornflakes saying things like "Thats awful" and "Thats terrible" and,oddest of all one said "I'm not eating that!" and then proceeded to eat it all the more.
And thats it - theres no punchline - only the alarm going off and waking me up!
Love Actually now theres a film..I was determined to hate it/slag it off..and there that opening scene where they secretly filmed people in the airport - and I was about ready to blub!
I'd like to think SH is like that airport :undecided: