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Quote by midlandsman1970
NO GLOVE NO LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midlandsman I have TWO gloves,one for each hand - so therefore DOUBLE THE LOVE! wink
I notice theres not a rush to answer Tigerbees question!
My answer to it is NO and NO - but I doubt if anyone would say YES to either?
Roy - look what its done to me - its turned me into a CAKE! :shock:
Enjoy Roy!Welcome to Swinging,Welcome to Heaven wink
Its so true that each partner brings their own history to - literally - intertwine with yours.
There is a beauty in this - our extraordinary drive to be sexual with others is something to celebrate - if you can realise it with others its a wonderful there are consequences to it - we may not like to acknowledge them but acknowledge them we a condom is no hassle,its easy and its part of the fun - and we live to love another day..
Things have got pretty despairate since my toast and coffee earlier.
A bag of skittles.
10 Tom and Jerry Candy sticks.
And..out on the town with three friends we ended up in..Burger King.(-THATS out on the town?)I had a spicy bean burger and fries while my friends did a word perfect acapella version of Iron Maidens "Run for the hills".
I lead an interesting life sometimes do I not?
Little Gem - I was in Sainsburys the other day and I thought of you - I was stood in the fruit and veg department laughing at the Little Gem lettuces - it got me some funny looks - but who cares? - you're worth it!
1,000 x - Gem you're always good fun and a pleasure to read - Well Done! kiss
Well,as lately I've spent a fair bit of time on - or should that be off - the rails,on trains heading to meets - and returning again - I'd better be SH Station. wink
roger - a lot of truth there about us,er,mature gents and the slim,younger woman - who may,by an admittedly slim,sorry,small chance,not see YOU in that way at all.
But I know in my heart I've never looked at anyone,slim or fuller figured, as "easy".
The best advice is all around you - a lot of good humour and some deep serious stuff too!Keep reading,keep thinking and keep believing.
Oh..And keep posting - or else no-one will know what you're reading,thinking or believing in! wink
Look,no pussy jokes here - I really did have a little soft cuddly grey tabby cat - I wore its features away because I carried it everywhere and slept with it every night 'til I was past starting school age,until I was about 7/8 I guess - and its still at my parents,a careworn threadbare old toy - rather like its owner! wink
Theres another thread on here as well at the mo' called Virgin Poster you know - not the kind you put up on the wall though!
Edin - I came on here wondering what the Virgin Poster was - as in poster you put up on the wall.
Wow - one sexee welcome don't you think! :laughabove:
Best 2 U in the garden of Edin x
Quote by surreycouple2003
VIRGIN
..phones!
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?? confused
Expected it to be Virgin something else!
Funnily enough I'm with Virgin phones but I can't access my voicemail either so as it is this thread may prove helpful to me so thanx surreycouple!
Go to the 5 0'clock screening of the movie and you can get back home earlier for the 52 orgasms he helpfully said - at PM. rolleyes
She's the classic example of an artist who made a stunning first single - "Vision of Love" - and has never matched it again despite a long and hit laiden career after.
Other classic examples of that include
Yikes! I can't flippin' think of any redface ..can you?
Toast and coffee - not in the same thing - the toast would get soggy!
This is a GREAT thread julliet - a really important one - not twaddle at all! wink
Cut down the orgasms from 52 to 51 then you'll have time to see Bridget at the movies as well - getting to that 52nd orgasm is always the most time consuming one. wink
1234jt - Anyone is welcome here and xxdevil69 is right,we are not here to morally clearly a massive difference between posting on here and actually DOING something sexual with someone on where Lady 1234jt might like to know so she can decide where SHE stands on it..
..or weither she becomes the ex-Lady 1234jt rolleyes
Quote by musketeer
Women are wonderful weither they are an 8 or an 18 or a PERSON ,who SHE is is the most wonderful thing of all wink

How's that for a PHD in PC then
What - that it was just an insincere line?
I might have many faults Musky but I do try to post truthfully my friend. :wink:
Theres no way of knowing why you feel it about who you feel it just do if you do,thats all.
And to quote your mate :It ain't why - it just is.
In fact I have to add I'd think that a very insulting attitude to any me Gill there are plenty of us who DON'T think like that! wink
Quote by dundeecpl
I am a BW and hate the thought that i may be thought of as an easy shag.
Do guys actually think that BW's are an easy shag???Serious question guys.
Gill x

Absolutely not Gill!
The same as any other woman to me - a guy has to be worthy of it to her.
Quote by marmalaid
Sorry - for some reason it keeps making me think of blancmange.
You remember it me or is it a bit out of fashion now?It was usually made in a rabbit shaped mould - not a brain shaped one! wink

There was lots of blancmange available at the Notts Munch, breast shaped of course!
What,really Marmalaid? - did it have cream on it?
Tzickylickylickyzickylickylicky!
hornyred and dino,thanks for all the many laughs on here,well done on hitting 300!x :thumbup:
Zorba can't do a thumbs up so he gives you rabbits paws up instead - but no flippin' emoticon for that,sorry!
When it gets to the point of like the American Woman who was engaged to the English Guy clearly having difficulty breathing while just walking down a corridor THEN its a not just that it potentially shortens their their life,its the quality of their life too.
Channel 4 had a thing on a while ago about overweight Texans and one woman in that was a completely isolated human mountain,virtually bedridden,needing breathing apparatus and in constant terrible to see a person reduced to that.
Yet a while back a fit,active slim guy I knew with everything going for him suddenly dropped dead with heart failure aged just ain't no telling.
Theres too far either way - the emaiciated anorexic or the wheezing 40 stoner.
Once I'd have purely confromed to seeking the 8/10/12 sized media ideal but some wonderful experiences have taught me otherwise - its the spirit and sexiness of the woman within - and wasn't Marilyn Monroe a size 16 at one point?
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WELL DONE MQ! x
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