Flirty__Fruitcake's Forum Posts

25 Nov 2004

Hope to be joining you there soon re-lapse - well done,a thousand times over wink

25 Nov 2004

Sorry - for some reason it keeps making me think of blancmange.
You remember it me or is it a bit out of fashion now?It was usually made in a rabbit shaped mould - not a brain shaped one! wink

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24 Nov 2004

Women are wonderful weither they are an 8 or an 18 or a PERSON ,who SHE is is the most wonderful thing of all wink

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24 Nov 2004

Lee - you cheeky car salesman you!
Welcome to the Swinging Heaven Showrooms.

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24 Nov 2004

Not a PLACE exactly.
Once did it with a girlfriend who was still wearing her DUFFLE COAT - it felt rather curious - a bit like shagging Paddington Bear! redface

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24 Nov 2004

Neil - a magnificent epic! - I promise to abide by it to the letter rolleyes

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Yes pinkbubble! :P
If I may suggest my own solution to the banana risk thing, you could always put a condom on it, then there's no risk of BTDs (banana transmitted diseases) or banana pregnancy :?
:doh:

I think we should commend MQ for drawing attention to a harrowing aspect of the "Swinging Scene" that so many wish to ignore in the hope that it will go away - WELL IT WON'T!BTDs and UBPs(Unwanted Banana Pregnancies) are on the increase - yet so many are continuing to have Unprotected Banana Sex - UBS for short - regardless of the terrible consequences. :shock:
I may have to carry further research into this problem myself wink

- well - someones gotta do it!

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus
Dare I say I miss read the title of this thread :shock: Iv 'n' blindnes tonight

Ah yes Nimbus - me too! - I thought it said "Vocal Slang" but its "Local"!

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24 Nov 2004

You're in the grindstone business?
"..With my nose to the GRINDSTONE and my shoulder to the wheel
I fought for my daily dollar like a man.."
A bit of old school Radio 2 MOR there - but by whom Popquizzically PopBoppers?
A slice of fruitcake to the winner!

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24 Nov 2004

HEY SPIRITED..We had ourselves a bit of a NAME THAT LYRIC quiz on that thread by the delightfully named good name was called upon but the beautiful,quick witted,Pop Quizzytastical FRECKLEDBIRD got there before you - shes the winner - of a lovely slice of FRUITCAKE!
am:Message to FreckledBird:
"YO!CHA'MOAN!FRECKLED BIRD - YOU'VE WON YOURSELF A SLICE OF MY FRUIT(freckledbird hurridly logs out)CAKE!!!!"

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by SunBunny
right ladys join the que
im looking for me first mffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
please ladys no 1 liners...or adding me to msn before u ask,its so bugging to have 50 strange ladys on msn..who u dont know
please dont just send photos of your minnie mouse....face please
and no single ladys..NO SINGLE LADYS..i know anuff of them thank you...
you must be a part of a 30 lady group
thanks byeeeee xx

:evil2:
I speak on behalf of the 29 ladies I share a bed with.
Er, Are we too late??? rolleyes

SunBunny - 29 ladies in a bed with you - thats disgusting - perverted - degrading..
28 is perfectly normal - but 29 - REALLY!

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
anything goes, so long as they're responsive....that's my opinion!!

Hear Hear,well said that Tulip!
..at least..I think its a tulip..if you really look at it..yes..its tulip..its a tulip..isn't it?

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
It certainly is, I thought she'd enjoy a bit of stoking I know I certainly would.
On the other hand, Pigs may well be On The Wing
SA
XXX

YOU'VE GOTTA BE CRAZY!

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
congratulations flirty, on your 900th post.....jees, you have been busy!!! Oops!! you made me hijack the thread too....sorry celtiq fans!! x

Thank you my dear friend Mellow x
I don't consider this as a hi-jack of the thread,theres been no mention of Shredded Wheat or Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit and his Tzickylickylickyzickylicky or xxdevil69's elbows - its been HARDCORE CELTICQ'S WIGGLING PANTS ALL THE WAY! silly

hwoar:

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by Nimbus

Its..a..

Cake?
Yes Nimbus is right..its..a.. redface

cake

ops:

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: you think I'm a bloke?
* flashes tits at FF * hwoar:

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

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24 Nov 2004

Quote by freckledbird
The Seahorses - 'Love is the Law'

YES!
SHES GOT IT!!
YES!!!
YES!!!!
WELL DONE FRECKLED BIRD!
Did I mention the prize you've won(if not a bloke)(like Spirited Away for example)?
Its..a..

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23 Nov 2004

"Strap on Sally
She chased us down the Alley
We feared for our behinds"
Ok Swingin' Heavin' Pop Quizzers - Name the song and the Band - Come on Spirited Away lets be 'avin' yer!

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23 Nov 2004

Such is the esteem in which I hold celticq's wiggling pants that I hearby donate this,my 900th POST on SH Forum to CELTICQ'S WIGGLING PANTS.

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23 Nov 2004

Well,it used to say underneath:"A man on Swinging Heaven made my bottom wiggle"
So where is that man?
Come Sir - make the ladys bottom wiggle again if you will!

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23 Nov 2004

Oi!Spirited Away!
Is that your hand in that Avatar pic about to touch the Battersea Power Station lady's bum????
Disgraceful behaviour! :shock:

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23 Nov 2004

We are often having a laugh on here,often up to something saucy..
Calista,Morbius - you are so often part of the fun.
But you're in everyones thoughts at this most serious of times.
My best to you all x

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23 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Why only men??? i wouldnt mind that many women turning up on my doorstep!!!

Lou hun jut put a big stamp on you and post to
Clares house,
Someroad,
Lincs
Heh ehe
Youll be here as soon as i can say horny bitch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare - wait til the mods see you've put your real home address up on the board - you'll be in trouble you will - its against rules!

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23 Nov 2004

I thought you actually had sprited away Spirited Away.
It reminded me of a former member on here: Down The Pan
"I thought you actually had gone down the.." etc etc..
redface

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23 Nov 2004

Perhaps likes having it up the fluff? rolleyes

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23 Nov 2004

Quote by Jon_TJ
Go to Bed!! :P :shock:

I do Jon - I really do want to do just that.
But I've got nobody to go to bed with so am open to offers..
SORRY NO SINGLE MALES.
OR MARRIED MALES EITHER.

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23 Nov 2004

At least neilinleeds and I aren't the kind of guys to be posting on a message board until ridiculously unearthly hours of the morning. rolleyes

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23 Nov 2004

Zorba.

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23 Nov 2004

Steve,Linda - you won't be "slightly nervous" for long..
..you'll soon be VERY NERVOUS! lol

Actually - You will be fine,no worries! x

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23 Nov 2004

I am stunned - its a site for real? :shock:
And they said WE were mad! wink

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