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23 Nov 2004

Actually - to be on a lighthearted thread - I get the overwelming impression that there are some very clued up,caring,loving parents on here.
OMG - now EVERYBODYS gonna CRY..
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
We're all gonna need group sex:
hump

hump

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
Oh - sorry - I meant a GROUP HUG!
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

23 Nov 2004

All this fuss about xxdevil69's..you know..and nobody but me has ever noted her fantastic ELBOWS - they are the best elbows I have ever seen on this site or any any of YOU match HER elbows?
Better put your money where your elbows are - Bring it on! :shock:
(Note: It was very late when I wrote this and I feel a bit lightheaded.) rolleyes

rolleyes

23 Nov 2004

Kelly - what was that about a tractor?
Oh - just drive it in here then - good to see you wink

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22 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
MQs Bras for Busty Babes and Buxom Birds hmmm!

Remember this thread when you bank your first million M! wink

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I'd offer to model them myself but I just haven't got what it takes! lol

lol

22 Nov 2004

Wow!
To those of us only in the 800's and the 80's - Blue you are the Queen of Posts!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
8 Happy Bunnies - 1 for each thousand! x

22 Nov 2004

Its good to be a fruitloop - I should know! wink

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22 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
And I thought I was having trouble getting bras to fit before!!!!!!!

I can see it now - An exclusive designer range -The MQ! - make sure you get your royalties M! wink

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22 Nov 2004

This strikes at the primal heart of ones being:
The deep rooted fear of being a crap shag redface

redface

..all one can do is do ones best - and hope!
:smoke:

22 Nov 2004

Freckle and Flapjack - its a momentous moment - and only 700 to the 1000!
:bounce:
Thats the Lone Bouncer up there!
Kind of like the Lone Ranger - only bouncier!

22 Nov 2004

Well - you sound a bit LOUPy to me - so should do just fine on here - Welcome! wink

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22 Nov 2004

Iain - you are not cowards - you were clearly nervous before - and it clearly was too big a hurdle for you no shame in that.
If - IF you try again then don't post it on here beforehand - you really can go to a place as Misschief said and just have a look around with no pressure to do anything YOU both don't wish to do.

21 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
i knew you'd say that!!!!

Predictable?Moi m'lady?

21 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow

Well when it comes to it we could do with something like International (Swingers)Rescue
- Can I go in the big green one,thats Thunderbird 2 I seem to recall - yes thats the one!

you certainly can....or you can ride with me and other invited guests in the back of the pink cadillac that parkers driving!!
Yus m'lady! wink

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21 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
i think a rescue truck may be in order.....i would drive, but i can't either....nothing to do with what i've drunk.....just my sheer incompetence on the road!!

Well when it comes to it we could do with something like International (Swingers)Rescue
- Can I go in the big green one,thats Thunderbird 2 I seem to recall - yes thats the one!

21 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
pass me a vegetarian to put on my burger any day!! and a nice piece of cake to follow, eh, flirty!!

redface

21 Nov 2004

Zootle - I fear 500 will become 5000 in time - it just happens!Have fun doing it - and the 4,500 more posts! wink

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21 Nov 2004

Shall we all go over there and have a look for them - get that SH bus out the SH fancies driving?I can't I've had three diet cokes - way over the limit! rolleyes

rolleyes

21 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
Go Veggie!

What, just like foxes are? Cake-boy, you have issues.
Vix,I'm sure there is the odd veggie fox in the world.
But I wouldn't bet on it! :wink:

21 Nov 2004

Quote by mellow
hello newbie people.......come on in, boy it's cold out there.....here, you can sit by flirty, i'm sure he won't mind!! hello and welcome!! xx

All are welcome to sit by me - I'm at the long bench seat over there - the bloke sat all on his own eating a bowl of shredded wheat.
Mellow wheres your Dolphin gone?

21 Nov 2004

Go Veggie! wink

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21 Nov 2004

Carress - glad you've got in touch(Groan!)(Well,it is nearly the panto season!)
Welcome to the SH show!x

21 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
well, we have just popped in after our guest has gone home :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What on earth was our Vicar doing in Dundee 'til
- He'll be shattered when he gives the Communion service! :shock:

21 Nov 2004

I came in from work turned on this THING and..here I still overtired and not on my most sparkling form and well aware that my chance to dance has gone on this particular Saturday - but tomorrow night - who knows..
..Tea and biscuits in the Church Hall after Evensong - it could all develop from there really couldn't it? :shock:

21 Nov 2004

Judy - Happy Day - Have a Good One(And the Birthday! wink

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)x

21 Nov 2004

Quote by t&t

Oh if you say so they must do then..

Oiiii ! ! ! !
You having a bad day ?
passionkiss

passionkiss

silly

assionkiss: One for each of you - stay calm!!!!
t - voice of reason - thanx x

20 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster

..oh - don't mind me - on here late on a Saturday night which means his original stolen advice is about as much use to me at this moment in time as a tin opener is to a giraffe.

What makes you think giraffes don't eat beans???
Oh if you say so they must do then..

20 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lurvely!!!!!!!!! Up a bit, just a little, oh yes, a little higher.................

MQ - Dambuster has left you wanting him to go up a bit a little bit higher for about 13 minutes now.
You just can't get the staff these days rolleyes

rolleyes

If it's worth having FF???
No - if its off trying its luck elsewhere probably.

20 Nov 2004

Bloody 'ell.
He nicked it from somewhere else.
Then he owned up and we all forgave him.
Beautiful. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Deeply moving. rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
..oh - don't mind me - on here late on a Saturday night which means his original stolen advice is about as much use to me at this moment in time as a tin opener is to a giraffe. wink

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20 Nov 2004

MMMM..Fascinating thread.. :shock: redface

redface

20 Nov 2004

Happy sippin' then - and have a fourth while you're there wink

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