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Quote by MQ
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lurvely!!!!!!!!! Up a bit, just a little, oh yes, a little higher.................

MQ - Dambuster has left you wanting him to go up a bit a little bit higher for about 13 minutes now.
You just can't get the staff these days rolleyes
Can I peer cautiously into this thread now?..I think so.
And,for such a larker abouter as I am can I actually go on topic? :shock:
Its a fascinating idea registering Swinging as a religion but maybe,on a more prosaic level,it certainly is feeling like there is a movement within all this.
We ARE turning a corner I think - maybe we don't realise we are,maybe some of us don't care if we are or we aren't,but I reckon we are.
Quote by DeniseBabe
Im just finishing my tea........ then magazine in bed for me.......
Poor you having to go to work sad

I know Denise its not fair - Still at least I can think of you snuggled up in beddy-byes with your "Peoples Friend" - Nice! wink
I agree with it,yes - but the point is?
To lecture the other single males on the site??
To look like a nice sensitive fellow and get more offers from couples???
dunno
Donny and Marie doing "Deep Purple" that was quite good.
I meant the SONG "Deep Purple" ("In the deep purple night,once again I hold you tight..")
not the BAND Deep Purple.
Donny and Marie DOING Deep Purple - that 'd be RUDE like these SWINGERS.
Quote by dambuster
I read Geri's first book "If Only.." - over 500 pages long!
Quite revealing about the goldfish bowl life of a Spice Girl,full of quasi new agey jumbo-mumbo,Halliwell came over as a slightly hippified go-getter Thatcher generation girl on the make.
Awful new single though.

I didn't say I wanted to talk to her
She might talk back at you though.
I read Geri's first book "If Only.." - over 500 pages long!
Quite revealing about the goldfish bowl life of a Spice Girl,full of quasi new agey jumbo-mumbo,Halliwell came over as a slightly hippified go-getter Thatcher generation girl on the make.
Awful new single though.
Quote by SunBunny
Nothing lazee about you boy!Well done you Bob Dylan look-a-like you! wink

flirty flirty flirty. since when did bob dylan live in essex.
its bob. bob geldof. can we see yr peaches lazeeboy???
:moon: :moon: :moon:
Vincent Price..Bob Geldof..living in Essex..its hard to work out who the real Bob Dylan is these days.
Oh alright.I'll own up.
I am Bob Dylan actually.
Quote by Lazeeboy
Lazee? Help me out here..
Your avatar... is that Vincent Price or Reese?

LOL.
You little minx!
Does this mean ..Bob Dylans a SWINGER!!???!!!! :shock:
Ok Venus - me too - I'm gonna face it like a man - I will lend you my coat if I see you Venus - because to go out in this weather dressed like you are in your Avatar..it is most brave - but also most foolhardy madam!
Quote by Sarah1448
Who ever is arranging the SH tour bus, needs to make sure to goes past debbie's so we can all watch her sliding and jumping rolleyes

Hey Sarah- Its kind of like the bus in that Cliff Richards movie "Summer Holiday" - but - its a bit RUDER! :twisted: redface :shock:
Quote by warwick
Bluexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock: ( officialy certified by warwick )
Flirty Fruitloop :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
Jeez of course you two didnt need to ask lol
barmy as they come :lol:

VERIFIED and CERTIFIED - now all I need is to be SATISFIED! :shock:
Quote by MQ
I can verify your complete nutty as a FRUITCAKE-ness lol :lol:

OO - I feel so - VERIFIED now - why thank you there kind Miss MQ!x
Quote by Debbiewebs

You two ladies - you're both so naughty! redface surprisedops:


It all keeps hump-oops-bumping this thread up doesn't it? wink
Quote by Debbiewebs
I like the SLIDING too and the rocking and see-sawing mmmm!!!!!!

Now thats what i call a pervy :shock: :shock: wink
You two ladies - you're both so naughty! redface surprisedops:
Libra this is crazy crazy crazy - and furthermore its crazy.
I mean he KISSED her,thats all - and 5 year old kisses are usually pretty transitory affairs aren't they?
What are these people on?How did THEY conduct themselves at that age - or were they PERFECT!!!!!?????!!!!!
Quote by MQ
shouldn't that be 'a slice of your cake?' After all SHE was the one withholding the pie!!!

Ah yes,a slice of me cake,sorry - got so horny typing this I made a mistake,sorry - well spotted MQ!
Quote by MQ
No fruitcake don't do it!!! It's way too shocking to be revealed here!!! Imagine how the waitress would feel!

I imagined how the waitress felt alright - her name was Claire,she was blonde,graceful,too classy for a low down joint like that - I wanted to rush her away to a classy hotel suite and :censored: :censored: :censored:and give her a bit of me pie!
Quote by MQ
I do love to with my big up lemon me pie.

Oh no Meringuegate is about to be revealed!!!!!!!
OO MQ - do you think the mods will de-activate me for it?
Like a lot on here its all wishful thinking - thinking about it is one thing,actually getting to DO IT in front of people is another - one resturant I ordered at were so slow at giving me a bit I flounced out - well - you've got to be assertive when it comes to le :censored: me :censored: pi :censored: !
In September - SEPTEMBER! - at M&S I saw little bags of chocolate Santa coins on sale at one of those "buzz" points - where they rely on you picking stuff up on final impulse while in the queue at check-out.
Yet for all the cashing in I love it - and I am one of the heroic* folk who will be working on Christmas Day!
*Because I'm a Fireman - God I wish the uniform wasn't so tight around my rippling,muscular six pack and my Levi-Jeans-Ad tight sexy butt.
(**..actually..I'm lying.)
Debs I recall reading your position on this weeks ago when I was a lot newer to this.I am not sure if "the label" fits me either though theres clearly a fascination and I do love to :censored: with my big :censored: up :censored: lemon me :censored: pie.
All that I know is that you are one of the most fun peeps on here - don't matter if you don't have THAT kind of fun hun!x