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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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niceguy - I think shes gone to bed now.
- Not with you..
- Not with me..
..but with a great big bag of DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by hornyred and dino
Shane!!where you and flirty and zorba were just about to walk away from kos,into the sunset,silouhetted against the red horizon, whistling the theme to "the good,the bad n the ugly".(is that how you spell silouhetted??)

Shane..now you've made us..turn around and remember the good times - oh hornyred babes- please don't cry..even dino can't hold it back - and the tears as well.
Zorbas also brushing back Rabbit tears - with a brush - and he's cocked up a leg and inserted a :shock: up his :shock: - again nothing to do with this but a sign of the poor animals clear distress.
MISSING WORD SEARCH:
1st Prize:A week in Kos with the NUDIST BEACH ON KOS thread:
2nd Prize:2 weeks on Kos with the NUDIST BEACH ON KOS thread:
HERE GOES THEN,MISSING WORD SEARCH:
Ass.
Carrot.
Quote by hornyred and dino
WOW,with re-lapses arse we will surely win,,,,,Who are we fighting? what are we fighting for?? confused :? :? :? :?

Study the above quote closely - with a slight alteration to assist the "normal" reader it reveals the secret "Swingers Code" as used by the "Swinging Set".
The couple concerned were recently involved in disgraceful scenes at a VERY IMPORTANT National Monument involving a Greek Rabbit and some Japanese Tourists who actually took PHOTOGRAPHS of the incident.
I was there too - but made my excuses and left redface
I tell you what - am I GLAD to tell you this!
I CAN'T STAND IT when they give you a SPOON to eat a cake with instead of a FORK.
And if they give me a SPOON and a FORK..I jolly well ignore the spoon and just use the folk - THERE - THATS TOLD THEM! mad :x :x :x
Most of all I want these kids to have a better time of it than I did - I went through so much adolescent angst,so much loneliness over what should have been a sweet natural joy to resonated through my adult life and here I am still,trying to resolve it all in myself.I want to see them live as they desire and not feel shame or be reproached for simply being human beings.
I was gonna say everybody needs a bosom for a pillow - but thats already been done on another thread so I won't!
t&t,its natural to have these feelings about BIG TANKS - don't be ashamed you're amongst friends all have our secret desires.I myself like to redface with my surprisedops: whipping my :oops: all over :oops: :oops: :oops: lettuce :oops: camel :oops: pogo-stick.
I'm glad to be able to admit to that at last,its such a relief to "come out" about it.
Better kissing a girl than kicking a girl!
Still,lets hope by the time they're adults that our repressed society may have embraced aspects of the quiet revolution thats happening herein and that they live in a freer,fairer world.
Quote by Libra-Love
Fruitloop, this one's for you

Hey Libra-Love - now THATS what I call punk rock!wink x
Cute Christmas Avatar too hun!x
Quote by Debbiewebs

hump Love the littl' humpers Debweb! wink

i like big humpers!
put they always seem to brake the bed! sad :wink:
rotflmao CLASSIC DEBS!
A fantastic Christmas album is a 2CD live set by Jane Siberry called "Child" - can't recommend it highly enough get it from ye olde record shoppe or shoppe onlined or do your fandangled downloadery if you must but do get it,its a gem and so captures Christmas..as does Libras song of course!
LATER ON:I put the darned thing on now - well,its getting to be the right time of the year to play it..DO get to hear this -worth it for the astonishing poem to the young would-be suicide "New Years Baby" its a tad cutesy at times but its a unique collection.
Sorry Stuart,blokes so far but I'm sure the ladies 7th Cavalry will be galloping toward this thread as I ,Comewel.
Quote by Debbiewebs
69position blast
Dont seem to get to use those much
:cry:

only because you are to busy using these ya tart! hump :hump: :hump: :hump: rotflmao
:hump: Love the littl' humpers Debweb! wink
Alison Goldfrapp of Goldfrapp (- if you dont know go and get "Felt Mountain" and "Black Cherry" at your local ye olde record shoppe NOW!!!!)
..er..actually I think I'll pass on the other two and just have Alison to myself! sillyhwoar:
Re Lapse - you've come to the rescue just in time with your magnificent Emoticon army - well done!
We salute you o brave Lapster! worship
steve-shreen: Just for you's:Heres one I made earlier:blastwink
Nimbus - thats amazing - how do you do these amazing Nimbussy things - genius! kiss
Look we're all so horny - thank God we're sharing it - but its getting flusterating just READING about it - and all the horny energy's escaping - my attempt at a horny communion with you all last night clearly failed. sad
Quote by Nimbus
Jan 3rd at
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Jan 3rd at then.
Oh great - a tie break with Nimbus - ending in a long,protracted,hot hot hot sweaty tug of war with a mods carelessly discarded red satin knicks :censored: sillyhwoar: :shock:
Quote by Nimbus
Debbiewebs has got it spot on with "Kinky Pervy" thats sexy and fun.
These words have other shades but here they are meant as an affectionate description of what you nice people do.
I of course never do anything like that. redface rotflmao

Nahhhh FF your a train spotter arnt you ...now THATS Pervy!

"..Change at Nimbus station for Kinkyville.. ":rotflmao:
Debbiewebs has got it spot on with "Kinky Pervy" thats sexy and fun.
These words have other shades but here they are meant as an affectionate description of what you nice people do.
I of course never do anything like that. redface rotflmao
I suppose what I find hard about this is how,in contrast to the loving openess of the swinging couples,this is about decieving someone - and theres a total lack of feeling for her as a person,as if she is a mere object and the other women are mere objects too.
Quote by poniella
Great. Thanks - wasn't sure if a munch was just a quiet drink or a big ol party (without the kink?). I'll do some research.. We're kind of equally kinky - we just haven't tried much yet!

You're here to do some kinky research then? redface
You're sure to find the right "researchers" to collaborate with here - so best of luck with your "research programme" Poniella,welcome wink
Quote by foxylady 123
Tired?
Youngsters today rolleyes
Can't take the pace.
When I were your age I used to 'ave to get up in t' mornin at 'alf past three... etc etc.

Ice - I think the idea with this site is to get IT up in th' mornin' at 'alf past three..etc etc redface
IT can't tell the time. It doesn't care. biggrin
Thread hi jacked, im off to me bed!!!! confused
Oh no Foxy,Oh no..
INSOMINIA INSOMNIA INSOMINA - there I've got it back for you ok?
Quote by Ice Pie
If/when my partner gets her desire back I'll stop, she's totally gorgeous and I'd love to be making the most of her wonderful body whenever I could but at the moment I don't have that opportunity..It's a bit like having a Ferrari and not being able ti drive it .Or a huge hunk of the best chocolate and not being able to eat it ..
So yeah she doesn't know ...

This post almost makes me want to apologise for being a man. Words fail me.
mad :x :x
Well said that Pie! wink
Quote by Ice Pie
Tired?
Youngsters today rolleyes
Can't take the pace.
When I were your age I used to 'ave to get up in t' mornin at 'alf past three... etc etc.

Ice - I think the idea with this site is to get IT up in th' mornin' at 'alf past three..etc etc redface
Quote by London-Chap
well I have 'played away' without my partner knowing. I do have my reasons, she's not at all well and has no interest in sex whatsoever but I have a high sex drive. I don't do 'affairs of the heart' I just meet ladies ,when I get the chance , for sex. i don't have drunken one night stands I only'play' if the other person understands the situation. I want and need good horny sex so I make it clear before hand and so far the few occasions when I've met up it's been great. If/when my partner gets her desire back I'll stop, she's totally gorgeous and I'd love to be making the most of her wonderful body whenever I could but at the moment I don't have that opportunity..It's a bit like having a Ferrari and not being able ti drive it .Or a huge hunk of the best chocolate and not being able to eat it ..
So yeah she doesn't know ...

You know attitudes to women like this amaze me.
LC describes his relationship with his girlfriend as "..a bit like having a Ferrari and not being able to drive a huge hunk of the best chocolate and not being able to eat it.."
He may as well call her a lump of meat while he's at it.
And OTHER Women actually shag this guy too?
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