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You are brave ladies having it done at all - but it can be very effective,very beautiful - and a nice suprise when you see the ones that someones clothes cover up! redface
Some band have had condoms,I think there were U2 condoms at their shows - but did people get THAT carried away when Bono sang "I can't come with or without you!" rotflmao
The Dictionary idea isn't working yet Libra.
Skateboard.
Deforest.
Ionosphere.
Munch. rotflmao
But,seriously - the random is great inspiration - it will come on that bus ride - in that dream - watching that squirrel nibbling on that nut.
We recieve things,they are there in the air.
The great thing about the whole process is that ethereal side allied to the practical process - turning a concept,the concept into a solid entity.
Libertine was a cool name but that was used by Melville in the 70s and she got herself one nice obscenity trial for her troubles.
I'm looking for inspiration everywhere Libra but all I see at the moment is Emoticon..Close Tags..Windows Media..
Now I'm trying the dictionary first word I see - many bands got their names this way - I'm sure it will work!
! rolleyes
Have I just dreamt the 11 pages of comments I've just read on this topic?
I have never been in the chatroom but this hardly invites anyone like me to give it a try.
On this Forum you can read my feelings and opinions,my humour and my serious can PM me or I will have PM'd you - you can answer or ignore that.
Phone calls may be may be arranged - to discuss stamp collecting or share mindblowing sex - who knows which way the wind blows?But I can verify its all genuine on my side.
I'm as good as you in all this and you are as good as me.
I don't even know if I'm a Newbie or what now - When can I take my L plate off?Valid or just some guy who's piled up his post count with a lot of quips and one liners?
So,my humble opinion - the real people who walk the walk not just talk the talk,they will shine through via this amazing,diverse,fascinating site. x
Silk,Big G,you're not wrong - I've even got some lurve in my room tonight.
Nobody else here actually - but lurve?Yes,deffo. wink
Quote by hornyred and dino
ballet dancers running about in lettuce costumes ,smashin platefulls of tzickylicky on a nudist beach ,cant wait for the opening night confused :?

But what about paper plates?
And they call them paper plates - but they're more like cardboard plates really if you ask me.:shock:
Tony + Mark,I am late in doing this but would like to add my welcome to the massive amount of welcomes that have already welcomed you both! wink
You're welcome.
Plate smashing ballet - it could be as big as Spandau Ballet given time.
Oh - hr and d - you've changed avatar - WOW!
And if you think thats good..you should see a pic of hornyred too! rotflmao
Quote by hornyred and dino
big thanks to tallnhairy,silk and big g and others for "tweaking up" my avatar biggrin :D its much better now,i can actually see it .cheers

I'm sure they did want to give you a "tweak",oh yes! redface :shock: surprisedops:
It all sounds rather daring does it not? wink
A nice balance,theres a real depth of feeling between each other and a sense of adventure - but at the end of it it comes back to you yourselves as a on you both you Malkys you! :wink: :wink:
Quote by butters999999
But it was my belated birthday bash I had to drink the drinks bought for me or it would of been rude!
Thats my story and i'm sticking to it!

And you are never rude are you butters? wink
Quote by hornyred and dino
the wife and myself vistied this beach in may this yr. Had a great holiday and can highly recommend timgaki as a resort.
did you see zorba the rabbit grazing thru the kos lettuce fields?did you see shane2 too two to ?
Shane2 in a tutu?Surely no match for me old ballareener mucker Darcy Bussell?
Oh no I don't like being around it - I've met them all the speed freaks,the coke heads - Don't even like Poppers!
But its the booze and fags that will do for many of us sad to say.
But the World is as it is,laws are as they are,true.
I had 3 pints of bitter last night Steve.
I spent much of the 80s and early 90s trollied.
I am more level with it now but I had my brush with one the deadliest of the legal drugs.
Too scared of the other illegal stuff,certainly keep away from that.
Not a dope smoker or smoker smoker myself - but LOADS of people on here must smoke dope,loads?
I have a busy,full,active life - Family,friends,work,interests - I can fill my day,my night too - not THAT way as often as I'd like mind!
But this site has become vital to me.I have lots of laughs on it,yes.
But - I hope they don't mind me saying this - its clear I will be meeting various special (to me anyway)people via this site soon - and boy are they special - well worthy of being friends of mine ,and I,I hope of being friends of isn't all with sexual intentions it were all for sex why would I be bothering with people who've clearly stated thats not their reason for being here or being in contact now with me?There are different paths in this journey aren't there?
Hayley if you're reading this - keep posting - a lot of us want to read what you have to to contain some of your personal stuff yes - why? - because the sometime robust reaction you'll get here may add to your pain in that instant in time though I'm certain there is no malice intended on this stay here Hayley because you are overwelmingly amongst friends x
I am now between surreycouple2003 and marya - hey -
Yippee!
Wowee!
Its a 4sum!
Oh wait a minute - surreycouple and marya have gone into the bedroom without me.
(Tries door handlesmile
Thats odd - they seem to have locked themselves in ..
Its a 3sum after all :cry:
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If women are made from sugar & spice then why do they taste of fish? :shock:
Steve

I have never liked this "Fish" thing said of women - its beautiful,they are beautiful.
Debbiewebs and I have been indulging in our mutual passion for poetry in recent days - Maybe shes gone to Browsers to get a few volumes of the Poetic greatsbiggrinylan Thomas,Walt Whitman,Ted Hughes,T.S Eliot,Emily Dickenson,Sylvia Plath,Pam Ayres etc.
"I WANNA WRAP THESE GATLEY ARMS OF MINE
AROUND THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!" :therethere:
God.
Thats such a..beautiful thought. :cry:
Hold that beautiful thought.
Quote by hornyred and dino
right,, im definately,definately,definatley not hatching a cunning plot at the moment cos man city are at home and im off to the match

There are many women on this site who'd LOVE to go to this "man city" you write of!
And is there a "woman city" for us fellas to go to? wink
Excuse me - lots of PMs incoming as I write.
OMG - getting LOADS of PMs about this one - turns out there men who want to go to this "man city" and women who want to go to this "woman city" and people who want to go to both!
Its ...Genderal Mayhem! :shock:
Its caused an even bigger stir than Shanes nudist beach on Kos!!!! :shock:
Whatever some of the ins and outs of this are,the issue of doing what you wish without harrassment is a key one enjoys her Dogging,she also has her commitments to her family - theres a clear line.
For me Dogging is has too much that is just plain risky about it - I'm just trad with my nice warm room nice warm bed good vibey x rated play together scenario - not that it hasn't stopped me doing other things in other places! redface But the point is someone like Hayley has to be free to do this:When she wants to Dog,she Dogs - and when she isn't Dogging,she isn't signals are clear either way.
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We've just bought a great new toy from our local Sex Supermarket!Remote controlled vibrating love balls!
We had such good fun in the shop, as M told the guy she didn't believe they'd work, but she would buy them anyway to try out at home.
He suggested if she was buying them, she should try them out in the shop! Typical of M, she slipped them in and handed the guy the remote! He switched it on and her little face lit up immediately as I heard a faint hum in her pants! For five mins, as we looked around the shop he kept "turning her on". She didn't climax, but was close to it!
What a horny experience!
Anyone got any similar stories?

Surely the shop has an if you try it you buy it policy? rotflmao
Its been said on here before about the beneficial effects of having a nicely vibrating mobile phone in the right place on ones person. redface
This thread is what Swinging is all about.
I came on this forum looking for erotic release,my fantasies made flesh
And I get..
Libra cleaning her teeth with vinegar.
At
On a Saturday morning.
Yes..YESS..HARDER..HARDER redface
YESSSSBAYBEEE surprisedops:
YEAAAAAHHH!SSSARSONSSSSSSYEEAAHHH :oops:
:shock:
A plotter that isn't a plotting a plot that wants to fool us into thinking that they are plotting a plot?That in itself is a plot - and WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBERS MY FRIEND
Tikkabela - punish them NOW - whip
Things I did before 40 redface
Things I did after 40 surprisedops:
In other words - cue hot panting sexy acrobics ladies -
"I'm the same boy I used to be." wink
I agree,its a nice time to be the bleary unshaven wreck I see in the mirror tells me its hard to log come out of this semi dreamlike void and fall onto the keyboard ,then,onto the screen - its sometimes - sorry to sound self indulgent - as if it is purely from and to ,in a way,it is,but one does wish to communicate with others outside of ones own sphere,others who are clued in to this site and its myriad of meanings,and others who are as new and bewildered about this as anyone could be - as I still am too I reckon wink
Did I really write the above at nearly
Ow!