Flirty__Fruitcake's Forum Posts

13 Nov 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Neil! If you don`t want to swing anymore, would you please consider being a non-swinger who likes to have sex with lots other people occassionally.......
Please.............. :cry: :P
Venusxxx

Venus - what a brilliant definition of a Non-Swinging Swinger who Non-Swings with Swingers who Swing with Non rolleyes

etc :roll: etc :roll: etc wink

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13 Nov 2004

Hey Ice Pie - thanks man!
- I've never had an excuse to use this :borg: one :borg: before :borg:
It feels good!
But not as good as hump

or even :wanker:
wink

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13 Nov 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I see your Forum name is a pun on "no fork in bad"
Or is it meant to be "no fork in bed"?
Either way,very funny

I saw it as nor forkin bad ........ in a voice like you've got a blocked up nose cool

Aw Missy x - so did I - you know I'm the King of deadpan wink

(Which is better than being the King of bedpan!!!!)

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13 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Thanks Misschief, i'll do my best and be a regular poster, looking forward to making a few new friends.

Oi! What about the rest of us who said hi?
dunno

Its the old Pochahontas syndrome Eagerslut - men can't resist it.

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13 Nov 2004

Quote by norfolknbad
hi peeps, :cheers:
Just wanted to say hi, and what a great site this is. Have enjoyed endless hours reading threads so thought bout time i joined up and joined in.
:D :D

You will now spend endless hours posting on threads wink

I see your Forum name is a pun on "no fork in bad"
Or is it meant to be "no fork in bed"?
Either way,very funny lol

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13 Nov 2004

Look at the pair of great tits on this
THIS
..mine is the budget version rolleyes

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13 Nov 2004

This is it.I only exsist here. smile

Some say I am only fiction,but I feel like a Fax. rotflmao

Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit really does exsist of course! wink

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13 Nov 2004

Fanfare for the Average Man wink

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12 Nov 2004

"You put you Gatley Inn
Your Gatley out
You do the Gatley Hokey- Kokey and you SWING it all about.."

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12 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

Dino - a chorus of WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS always makes a plotter go redface

It never and unhinged forum cotributers,yelling WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS at the top of there voices,aint gonna put me off. whilst we speak im hatching another cunning plot, youll not rumble me this time!! ha har,har ha harr haaarr muhahahaharrr :twisted:
Zorba - I think we have rumbled another plot.
Only because the plotter has been daft enough to boast that they are plotting it rolleyes

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12 Nov 2004

Liked the clunb with all the sailors in - not that I was interested in the sailors! wink

The Belgrano Sisters lol

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12 Nov 2004

Goon but not forgotten rolleyes

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12 Nov 2004

Libra - another too slow Fruitcake wrestle with technology that,by the time I'd won,you'd all moved on and davej had sent in a Kenn Dodd pic - See my brief biog now in my previous post for further enlightenment on all things Doddy! wink

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12 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Ken Dodd - "Tears"
Who's he?

You mean you don't know about the Diddymen and the jam buttie mines? :shock:
Oh - you might rather like his tickling stick! wink

Buck toothed electric shock hair - do'ed comic veteran comic from Knotty Ash in Liverpool,aided by his diminutive sidekicks The a feather duster called a tickling stick ,catchphrase "How tickled I am!" - you couldn't make this up Libra - Staple part of growing up in the 60s with his kids comedy shows but also a saucy,quickfire stand up who delivers epic sets (- A showtime can still carry on :shock: - )even in his late 70's.
Also a purveyor of sentimental ballads,some Top 20 hits,such as your birthday number one Ms Love!
"Tears for Souveniers were all you gave me" :wink:

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12 Nov 2004

Tzickylickylickyzackylickyliaaawwwyouknowtherest wink

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12 Nov 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
stone the perishin crows ,youve gawn an been an rumbled me plot so you av

Dino - a chorus of WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS always makes a plotter go redface

It never fails.

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12 Nov 2004

To the tune of Queens We are the Champions:
WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS MY FRIEND
AND WE'LL KEEP ON PLOT RUMBLIN' TO THE END
WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS
WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS
NO TIME FOR DINO
'COS WE ARE THE PLOT RUMBLERS - OF THE GATLEY ARMMMSSS!!!!!!

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12 Nov 2004

Really deep in our primal being,we men are programmed to be "quick",the fight or flight urge much cop for the female that but - we,in our modern environs have,as Michael Bolton said Time,Love and Tenderness - if we're lucky that can rise,fall and rise again,led by our desire,our imagination and our will.
wink

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12 Nov 2004

Tikkabila - she gives good flick o' the wrist whip

Even when shes pissed
Bi-Sexual Sue knows what to do
She folows Tikkabila into the loo redface

And Zorba joins them both in the cubicle too wink

By the way,this isn't at The Gatley December 25th Munch - this is just a NORMAL night at The Gatley Arms - and Tikkabila is in training for "the main event",the highlight of the great ceromony of Tikkabilas whip - hornyred and dino's double whip delight :whip: :whip:

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11 Nov 2004

Neil whenever I post up some daft load of boll :censored: ks you always speedily arrive on the scene to make a stupid thing even you return because its such great fun to bounce nutty ideas back and forth with you.
Tzickylickyzackyzuckylickysob!lickysob!licky
See - you've even made Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit cry.

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11 Nov 2004

No WE WEREN'T -
We were wise to your plotty ploying plotto Dino laddo!

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11 Nov 2004

Horba!
Oolong!
Zorba and I ,we salute you - Now munching on that great carrot in the sky.
While we on earth prepare to yield
to the whip worship

of Tikkabela whip

at the Gatley Munch :shock:

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11 Nov 2004

Ophelia - to be or not to be (Swingers) - that is the question.
You'll see - being here is the place to safely explore and x

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
My bloody mother's gone 'flouncing' off to the states for a month on holiday.. she's so inconsiderate!!! She didn't offer to take me or my daughter (just taking my daughter would've done)
But the truth is I'm missing her already :cry: And my 'other' mum is all the way down in Milton Keynes and is always busy working.
So... I need a new stand in super-duper mum for the next month..
Anyone gonna adopt me?

I've often been called a "Mother - "
So - me! me!

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by sexyann57
Chris de Burghs Lady In Red for when we are all romantic and gooey
Meatloafs Bat Out Of Hell at other times

i agree with oliveoyl on her choice cool

Also Ain,t no mountain high enough....Diana Ross and the Supremes kiss

She,s the one by Robbie williams
if anyone has not heard the new album by Rod Stewart give it a go , we bought it ..although i,ve not been a great fan of his , but this is old songs sung by him...robbie williams did something similar, called Swing when you,re winning
:kiss: passionkiss

Ann - look around you may find Linda Rondstadts "Whats New" and "Lush life" both from the 80s - really gorgeous albums orchestrated by Nelson Riddle who did a lot of the original 50s Sinatra tracks.
Also Bryan Ferrys sublime "As time goes by" retro ballad collection makes "Swing(!)while you're winning" look like immature kids stuff.

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Warwick did you offer to buy sarge a coffee?

No he didn't - tight git!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

Oi!Bilko!THREADJACKER!As if we'd do that to you redface

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11 Nov 2004

I mean what is this thread about? - its already in could go this way or fact - it swings both ways redface

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11 Nov 2004

Tzickylickylackyzickyzucktlicky
That usually gets hornyred and dino on a thread fairly quickly.
Warwick - you started this - now you've left us DAZED AND CONFUSED*
*That was for Spirited Away

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by Robbie

No she won't!She won't forsake me - you sang it mate - don't diss your own lyrics!

I lied to sell records...
Well then Robbie - in that case you're a burning effigy of everything you used to be!

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11 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Her: "So I was wondering would you like to get together for a drink tomorrow?"
Me: "Thanks very much for the offer, but I'm busy."
Her: "I thought you said you were off work?"
Me: "I am."
Her: "So what's the problem?"
Me: "I don't have a problem, I have other plans."
Her: "Sorry I thought you were single."
Me: "I am."
Her: "So whats the problem?"

You seem to be boasting you gave a lady the flick? rolleyes

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