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Quote by PoloLady
Have you tried getting her to mount you facing your feet (good position for the rocking hips) or (when facing forwards) squat instead of straddle, all she need do is bounce then and you achieve full penetration. But as previously mentioned - if she leans forward whilst straddled over you - that works well also.
I can think of a few more but they are too difficult to explain in text. I might be willing to demonstrate a few of them to anyone who is interested lol

:shock: redface wink
Quote by Robbie
but she won't forsake me! wink

Yes she will. You may think not but everybody, given the chance, will shit on you from a varying heights.... its an unfortunate aspect of human nature and the constant battle to caress our self esteem.
No she won't!She won't forsake me - you sang it mate - don't diss your own lyrics! :wink:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
has any one had a meet ,being cpl to cpl or single male to cpl or whatever meet ya had and left disappointed because one the meet came straight away ,and what happed

What things get going and 30 seconds later "Oh I've come,th..th..th..thats all folks!"????
Come once = take longer to come twice.
And since when was penetration/coming the be all and end all of a full sexual encounter?
rolleyes
Quote by Robbie
alas i was here well before the post regarding monsieur williams...
On a spiritual level and in reply to your question - if you sit and wait... you lose. wink

Well Robbie thats true - but she won't forsake me! :wink:
Spirited Away - like I said - my gift for poetry - its either there in you or it isn't.
I have another:
WHAT IS A MOD
What is a Mod?
A Mod is a person who keeps an eye on things
They make sure this Swinging site really swings
If people get abusive to other people on here
They quickly lock the thread before it all ends in tears
If you're daft enough to put up the post munch party hotel address
They quickly blank it out before its seen by the press
They spend hours keeping an eye on the conduct of the forum
So keep your posts nice and interesting or else you'll flucking bore 'em
Quote by Robbie
I think the clue is her going 'up and down'... all wrong, curl your hips up so that your cock is naturally directed towards your head and get her to grind back and forth against you by rolling her hips - she's in control so she should be able to make your cock rub against her g-spot and because she's moving back and forth against you her clit is getting stimulated too. If you've got a toned stomach and strong abs you should even be able to tense them as she's getting closer effectively allowing her to rub her clit harder against you.

redface
Look,never mind all this SEX business Williams - now you've "come out" and joined the Forum I want to ask you about SPRITUAL matters.
Robbie - I sit and wait - Does an Angel contemplate my fate?
Quote by Vix
I'm not sure what my postion is on this subject rolleyes

Maybe you should experiment.
How's Friday, for you?
To use a Vix phrase:You've got a PM
..but not at the time of writing this 'cos I haven't done it yet.
The PM that is.
Mellow - you've said it all - one heck of a post.
So many good people trying to do their best - thats all its about really - but theres every hope these kids will grow up enlightened and knowing they have been/are loved.
foxylady 123 layzeedean is..admiring a rival bum on another thread -
the bum tart!
No names but the lady in question wears underwear that proclaims her Scottish pride!
I cannot deny my own adoration of such matters - hers wiggles - yours is static - both are equally valid in my eyes :smitten: :shock:
Quote by layzeedean
o dear i mite b fallin in love again,...just look at that,...im haunted

Ah!celticq's legendery avatar:
I miss the bit she used to have as her quote:
"A man at Swinging Heaven made my bottom wiggle"
OH GOD!
LAYZEEDEAN!
You enticed me - no - hold on - celticq's bum enticed me to post on this thread by that gooners idiot that I was going to ignore!! :doh:
Quote by stupot
The surgery was aimed at ladies who'd had children and for those that pelvic floor excercises hadn't totally restored the near 'original' tightness of the vagina .
How many hubbies/boyfriends would voulenteer their ladies for the op ? ,

Er - in that case then the same ladies could "voulenteer" their hubbies/boyfriends for a penis extension!
HOLD ON HOLD ON - SSSHH!
I'VE GOT ANOTHER POEM COMING AGAIN:
THE MOD
People thought it rather odd
When Debbiewebs asked to be Mod
But it wasn't like she was asking to be God
She just wanted to be a Mod
- I KNOW,I KNOW - ITS A GIFT - YOU'VE EITHER GOT IT OR YOU HAVEN'T. wink
Oolong,the rabbit that put things on its head died in January 2003 and the funerals on Boxing day 2004?
It reminds me of that old Wigan saying that Alexandra taught me when I was a little lad sat on her knee:
"Tha's nowt slowa thana Japoknees rabbeet undertecker!"
Zorba wants his funeral in space like Leary and Gene"Star Trek"Rodenberry.
Its taken Shane ONLY 29 posts so far to achieve KARMIC MELTDOWN - most SH Forumers take at least 30 to do that!
Dino - you looked more like Stu the TV barmaid who stands in for Sue the bi-barmaid on her days weren't fooled were we Zorba?
These are some of the most explicit pictures I have ever seen posted on the site and they have really turned me on rolleyes
Quote by hornyred and dino
ha haaaar!!!!!!!!!!! fooled you ,it was dino pretending to be me, pretending to be butters 9999nine99999,who is really warwick castle who is really warwick bypass who is really the bloke from the admiral advert who is really shane2 who is really flirty fruitcake confused so tell me flirty,,how was your holiday in Kos? cool

It was was a NUDIST was in the NUDE.
One day they had a was all in Greek.I asked someone to told me it was the NUDE GREEK INVESTING IN PEOPLE AWARDS. :shock:
Wait..a...minute..THAT WAS...DINONOOOOOO in Trafalgar Squareooo???! redface
Quote by Calista
That sexy sexy little blonde woman on the Castle Donnington Motors ad - she has a POWERFUL tv transmitter built in her bra - SHE can reach anywhere with it.

isn't she the actress who present Tikkabila on the kiddies tv channel .. her name on that is Sarah-Jane but it could just be a character name
Calista,thank you for that - Clearly I've respected her wish to be known as "The Little Blonde Woman in the Purpley jacket in the Castle Donnington motor ads thats got a POWERFUL TV transmitter built in her bra" - but Tikkabila might be a better forum name for her,you're right.
Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit and I would also like to join Reese in this moving tribute to a true Rabbit Superstar.
He bought a whole new meaning to the phrase"On me 'ead Son!On me 'ead!"
Zorba would also like to say his own special words in memory of his departed friend:"Tzickylickylackyzackylickylicky!"
That sexy sexy little blonde woman on the Castle Donnington Motors ad - she has a POWERFUL tv transmitter built in her bra - SHE can reach anywhere with it.
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
if robbies got his mate jonathon wilkes with him even better
oh god gone all of a dither now
voddy

VODS - IT HAD TO COME OUT SOMETIME -
I am Jonathon Wilkes x
Quote by northwest-cpl
A very famous swinger.......

NORTHWEST COUPLE HOW COULD YOU!YOU DIDN'T ASK MY PERMISSION BEFORE POSTING THIS PIC OF ME ON THE BOARD!!
- to come on here to "put peoples backs up" suggests you should perhaps consider going elsewhere.
Shown your wife the other pathetic thread you provoked yet?
My back isn't up - but my middle finger is wink
I'm sad to see the more spiteful,judgemental side of some on just don't know peoples stories,what they've been through,how they came to this.I hate this petty,bitter,small minded blame it on single parents the amazing things on this thread I know who's side I'm proud of yourselves because you,and your kids, you are the ones who make the World a better place.
I survey the frozen wastes of Gatley as I write.A hot toddy from Bi-Barmaid Sue at The Gatley Arms will be just the ticket.
- Come on Zorba - your round!