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HannahnAlex - by December 28th we will be like an erotic version of a "Mad Max" nomadic tribe - Clothes in tatters(Even Trinny and Susannah's!),armed with bows and arrows(The sort with suckers on the end),clutching dirty vibrators with flat batteries etc,riding shotgun on battered old motorbikes and rusting old oil three days of sex-raids on Gatley,Northenden and Withenden we few survivors will roll into Macclesfield looking for food,water and,er, sex,led by our Warrior Priestess - the little blonde woman in the Castle Donnington motors commercial on Central TV.
ALEX:"Han hun - 'bout time we popped over to see my third cousin in Brighton - I think December 28th sounds like THE date to get out of Macclesfield to go visit them!!!!!!"
ALEX:"Han hun - 'bout time we popped over to see my third cousin in Brighton - I think December 28th sounds like THE date to get out of Macclesfield to go visit them!!!!!!"
It can all feel like its all oneself,one sided but this thread shows everyone feels it in their own one thing thats a no-no is to just plain not turn cancel - thats always another all lead complicated lives,there can be practical reasons - and even if its a vibe/mood thing,we're not machines,its got to feel right.
A man who calls himself WARWICK CASTLE calls ME delusional 
butters - the craftily disguised hornyred had a carrot in her hand - Zorba was licking it in moments - and that got me so turned on,just watching it,you Admiral Shane extended his telescope as far as it could Japanese tourists were clicking away and the Pidgeons were all a flutter -
- and then hornyred said "Do you want to join in BIG BOY?"
It was like a dream - I succumbed to it and gave and passed that carrot back and forth - even the Admiral nearly got himself a taste of the action.
Trafalgar Square has never seen anything like it.
butters - the craftily disguised hornyred had a carrot in her hand - Zorba was licking it in moments - and that got me so turned on,just watching it,you Admiral Shane extended his telescope as far as it could Japanese tourists were clicking away and the Pidgeons were all a flutter -
- and then hornyred said "Do you want to join in BIG BOY?"
It was like a dream - I succumbed to it and gave and passed that carrot back and forth - even the Admiral nearly got himself a taste of the action.
Trafalgar Square has never seen anything like it.
Quote by darkstranger
The wonderful woman who finally sorted out my Avatar - after Vix and Libra gave up in despair - and a future Prime Minister in the making,the Scoto-Welsh Wizardess herself.
Nimbus -Zorba and I - We salute you!x
Ok back in the ranks flirty. you will give her a big head.
dark! - Most of all I give her my respect
Glad to see the usual logical,reasoned debate you'd expect on SH Forum about this highly sensitive topic.
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never mind if flirty knew who you were......what about dino?did'nt he wonder were you'd gone?........and what about the scratches on your bum from that randy rabbit?????he's bound to see those........YES i was that 18th century admiral........but i won't tell flirty.....shane
Shane - the job with Admiral car insurance - its in the bag for you now!
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just got back from trafalger square,,phew..dressed as butters 9989..dont think flirty guessed who i really was.i thought the smell of tzickylickytickylickylicklick on my breath might have given the game away but i reckon i got away with it ..he,s not how i imagined him to look like.. dont breathe a word . p.s. that zorba,s a stayer
hornyred - it was you!
You weren't how I imagined you would look like either - because of your crafty butters 99 disguise!
But Zorba's not the only stayer around here is he?
There were no complaints when I came back for a second
and a third
and a fourth
and..etc
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Hey - hi there you two,nice to see ya - just a friendly point concerning the site:
Its TGA - never TG.
Never miss the ARMS off of THE GATLEY ARMS ok?
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Fuck me!! - another attention seeking post..........................
We get this in the chatroom too, and I say the same now as I say in there, if ya dont bloody well like it, there's the door ---------------------------->
Jon - they're all attention seeking is an attention seeking we didn't want to be noticed none of us would be on here.
If Steve feels a bit down and wants some reassurance why not?
I've wobbled on here before,will again - most of us do.I've appreciated people replying to points I make,or offering help on the board or sending me PMs.I hope I give something back in responding to them what contributing,giving and taking on an online community is about - surely?
So - weak or strong,profound or silly,deep or shallow -all I can say is - Carry On Attention Seeking
That WASN'T butters in Trafalgar Square?
Oh God!
This man dressed like an 18th centuary Admiral or something wearing an eye patch was staring at us as well - with the eye he didn't have an eyepatch on - and don't mention the lions!
And the pidgeons.
And all the Japanese tourists taking pictures of us as we had sex with this,this - imposter!
Who was she?
Oh God!
This man dressed like an 18th centuary Admiral or something wearing an eye patch was staring at us as well - with the eye he didn't have an eyepatch on - and don't mention the lions!
And the pidgeons.
And all the Japanese tourists taking pictures of us as we had sex with this,this - imposter!
Who was she?
My boots are nicer than his boots anyway........ and I have more pairs too :P
Gem!
Uni work or posting pictures of your posting boots?
A degree in Yawnology,a career in Yawnology or Beautiful Shiny Kinky-Winky Sexy-Sexy Posting Boots ? :lickface:
I think I have answered that question within the very question itself.
Gem!
Uni work or posting pictures of your posting boots?
A degree in Yawnology,a career in Yawnology or Beautiful Shiny Kinky-Winky Sexy-Sexy Posting Boots ? :lickface:
I think I have answered that question within the very question itself.
I can only echo whats been said - I'm far more liable to post a PM to a woman than a man.I am far more at ease with women than men.
Steve,you are one of the most interesting posters on here,funny and really should develop that side of yourself here,its enriching for all of us to share that with you.
You are not in Clares shadow at all - she is admired too but you are a person in your own course she gets attention - shes also a brilliantly witty and caring 're quite a team the two of you - you are both needed here.
Steve,you are one of the most interesting posters on here,funny and really should develop that side of yourself here,its enriching for all of us to share that with you.
You are not in Clares shadow at all - she is admired too but you are a person in your own course she gets attention - shes also a brilliantly witty and caring 're quite a team the two of you - you are both needed here.
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OMG!! You mean you have already seen me in action? Well at least I know whos been stalking me all this time
I may only be 5'2 but i pack a punch :twisted:
Amazingly I'm only 4'2 but I pack a mean punch too.
No,not stalking you - the feud is well known on the why InsincereHantsCpl have been barred from posting on here following the post where they said:
Oh - I can't say it or I'll get barred too.
Ok - a real dilemma now.
I've had two PMs concerning the Gatley micro-munch.
One is from GenHertsCpl - they want to would also like to attend the Gatley fine by me.
BUT
their ARCH RIVALS InsincereHantsCpl have also PM'd - they also want to attend.
Put these two couples in the same room - well - The Gatley Arms could be reduced to something like a brawl in a saloon in a cowboy movie - balsa wood chairs smashed over heads the lot.
Sounds good to me.
I've had two PMs concerning the Gatley micro-munch.
One is from GenHertsCpl - they want to would also like to attend the Gatley fine by me.
BUT
their ARCH RIVALS InsincereHantsCpl have also PM'd - they also want to attend.
Put these two couples in the same room - well - The Gatley Arms could be reduced to something like a brawl in a saloon in a cowboy movie - balsa wood chairs smashed over heads the lot.
Sounds good to me.
