PHEW!That butters wastes no time - it was fantastic - but over so quickly.
How was it for you Zorba?:
:smoke:
That is one SMOKIN' rabbit!
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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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OMG - this BIG celeb whos coming to the December 25th Gatley Micro-Munch.
Well,don't want the press to get wind of this - its SO BIG.
Lets just say theres going to be a mock up in The Gatley Arms car park of the TV show she was famous for - this involves an ACTUAL HELICOPTER LANDING - and a certain blonde lady wearing a tight bright pink jumpsuit thing,with headphones on - and lots of shouting and running around.
Exciting or what?
Well,don't want the press to get wind of this - its SO BIG.
Lets just say theres going to be a mock up in The Gatley Arms car park of the TV show she was famous for - this involves an ACTUAL HELICOPTER LANDING - and a certain blonde lady wearing a tight bright pink jumpsuit thing,with headphones on - and lots of shouting and running around.
Exciting or what?
Yes,the light will guide you Northern Swingravers to your appointed place of commune.
The location must be kept top secret from the press.
Its being held in the temple of she that is known as WHIPPETPATRA.
The secret password to gain beautific entrification is HORBA HORBA.
No reason why you have to say it twice - it just sounds good.
The location must be kept top secret from the press.
Its being held in the temple of she that is known as WHIPPETPATRA.
The secret password to gain beautific entrification is HORBA HORBA.
No reason why you have to say it twice - it just sounds good.
Rather like Libra-Loves thread about porn for women theres a clear need for an alternative here,there's some aspects of male experience and feeling that just aren't catered for.
Mens mag culture,Page 3 culture,Sunday Sport culture - THIS man is saying no thanks.
OK - so I don't buy,don't have to look.
But the consequences of that mindset are all around us but they don't represent what all men feel.
Don't assume because men like me are str8 that we are all into this mass cliche about our sexuality and what we feel about women.
Mens mag culture,Page 3 culture,Sunday Sport culture - THIS man is saying no thanks.
OK - so I don't buy,don't have to look.
But the consequences of that mindset are all around us but they don't represent what all men feel.
Don't assume because men like me are str8 that we are all into this mass cliche about our sexuality and what we feel about women.
Yes it would be interesting to have the sex lives of the reporters laid bare for all to read claim the high,high ground they take they'd have to be 100% hetero,have no sex before marriage and only one partner ever - their wife/husband - and even that in the dark,only twice a year,at Christmas and on the Queens birthday 
Right heres me at No:7 now,just moved everywhere - will be living out of them for first - I've got to sort out this December 25th Micro-Munch - and a really important issue has come up:
In the light of recent press snooping I have to pass on the need for utmost discretion concerning the December 25th Gatley Micro-Munch at The Gatley no circumstances must the press get wind of the date and location of this Munch.
Most importantly - some of you will know that we have,ahem,some celebrities the night they just want to enjoy themselves like normal people do at Munches.
We don't want to draw attention to the media that Trinny and Susannah,Linda Barker,Stephen Gately and a name too BIG for me to even dare mention EVEN TO MYSELF will be coming.
As well as the aforementioned in this thread kind offer of Trinny and Susannah to show everybody "What Not to Wear" - any clothes at all in this case - we have also had an offer from Stephen to perform an exclusive to the Munch medly from "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat".This will certainly get everybodys Munch juices flowing will it not?
As if this wasn't enough Linda Barker will also be doing makeovers - mmm - nice Linda baby!
It cannot be stressed enough that all this information is totally between us and us press mustn't get hold of it - or the info about the Munch.
In the light of recent press snooping I have to pass on the need for utmost discretion concerning the December 25th Gatley Micro-Munch at The Gatley no circumstances must the press get wind of the date and location of this Munch.
Most importantly - some of you will know that we have,ahem,some celebrities the night they just want to enjoy themselves like normal people do at Munches.
We don't want to draw attention to the media that Trinny and Susannah,Linda Barker,Stephen Gately and a name too BIG for me to even dare mention EVEN TO MYSELF will be coming.
As well as the aforementioned in this thread kind offer of Trinny and Susannah to show everybody "What Not to Wear" - any clothes at all in this case - we have also had an offer from Stephen to perform an exclusive to the Munch medly from "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat".This will certainly get everybodys Munch juices flowing will it not?
As if this wasn't enough Linda Barker will also be doing makeovers - mmm - nice Linda baby!
It cannot be stressed enough that all this information is totally between us and us press mustn't get hold of it - or the info about the Munch.
Quote by MQ
<quote>"In January he renovated his "orgy" rooms. There is a 20ft-long bed and red lights everywhere.
"There is relaxing music and he has porn films playing on a big TV. Women were walking around with just knee-high boots and a thong. The men just had towels on."
Mr Fenby is said to charge couples and single men £25 per night and has advertised in Loot. Single women are free.
The house boasts two lounges, one with a bar counter, a swimming pool, sauna, roof terrace and four-bedrooms.
Nice of them to advertise for Mr Fenby:D :D
Reminds me of that episode of Father Ted where they campaigned outside the cinema against the Passion of the Christ 'Down with That Sort Of Thing!!!'
It sounds an awful,disgusting place.
Whats the address again?
I asked Zorba about this and he said "Bazouki maskouri bambino de vino stampo!"
Which roughly translated means:"What is a stamp?"
Also it turns out he addressed it:
TO:
HORNYRED AND DINO
SINGING HEAVEN
UK
..which means someone at SINGING Heaven is tucking in to a tasty jar of Tzickyzackylackylickylicky today! :doh:
Oh Zorba!
He will have to bring another jar to you in person - except,as said before,he's not a person - he's a rabbit.
He will have to bring you another jar in rabbit then.
Which roughly translated means:"What is a stamp?"
Also it turns out he addressed it:
TO:
HORNYRED AND DINO
SINGING HEAVEN
UK
..which means someone at SINGING Heaven is tucking in to a tasty jar of Tzickyzackylackylickylicky today! :doh:
Oh Zorba!
He will have to bring another jar to you in person - except,as said before,he's not a person - he's a rabbit.
He will have to bring you another jar in rabbit then.
