Things are a bit "Carry on Shagging" here though aren't they - seems we can't shake off that seaside postcard,"Confessions of a Window Cleaner" mentallity.
I suppose I'd better get down my local greengrocers now for a nice pair.I believe the lady there has some ripe juicy melons as well .:doh:
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For me, the very fact that they're in my bed at all is good enough for me...
Well - they're not tonight I'm "Caught in a Moment" by myself again tonight.
- and Little Gems last beautiful,poetic post on here(as evocative a celebration of sexual desire as you could ever wish to read) has got me pining for the fjords - badly!
BlackCat Babe's recollections of her Pentonville Road shop triggered a memory of mine of once seeing a mag when I was a kid in the 70's,daringly picking up a "The Journal of Love " in a London shop - this title continued for years - maybe still does - but this was,as my folklore memory recalls,really beautiful stuff back then with erections,penetrations etc that just looked real,like real people having sex - it was prior to the yawnsome ressurgence of so-called "Lad Mags" ,the page after after page of X-rated phoneline ad's and the tedious formulaic American domination that we see today.
Its clear that something created with a female bias/view could give us a healthy liberated alternative to the rather UNsexy porn that floods the current market.
Come on Libra - get cracking girl!
Its clear that something created with a female bias/view could give us a healthy liberated alternative to the rather UNsexy porn that floods the current market.
Come on Libra - get cracking girl!
Aw Sarah!You'll miss the December 25th Micro-Munch at Gatley(See Bilko's" Who lives nearest to where I do" or whatever its called's thread)We were so looking forward to having you there 
Trinny and Susannah were going to tell you What not to wear
ops:,Linda Barker was keen to give you a makeover :oops: and Stephen Gateley has now promised to sing us a medly from "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolur Dreamcoat"
I know what you're thinking.
Almost worth missing Thailland for.
I know.
Never mind - Christmas in Thailand might be FAIRLY good fun
Trinny and Susannah were going to tell you What not to wear
ops:,Linda Barker was keen to give you a makeover :oops: and Stephen Gateley has now promised to sing us a medly from "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolur Dreamcoat"I know what you're thinking.
Almost worth missing Thailland for.
I know.
Never mind - Christmas in Thailand might be FAIRLY good fun
Ok - due to unprecedented demand,far surpassing the interest in any previous munch held in Gatley,the December 25th Gatley Micro-Munch is now being held at The Gatley to Sue the barmaid for fixing this venue for us.
Bilko is in there chatting up Sue every night without fail - he even has his own engraved pewter tankard hanging up above the bar - BUT - he hasn't got his name down yet on the list - hurry up Sarge!
Its the big move to Gatley in the morning.I'm well excited!
Even those normally reserved no-nonsense folk at Gatley Parish Council are getting in on the act - they've unveiled a new official town slogan for Gatley:
GATLEY SWINGS
- Simple but effective,I'm sure you'll all agree.
Bilko is in there chatting up Sue every night without fail - he even has his own engraved pewter tankard hanging up above the bar - BUT - he hasn't got his name down yet on the list - hurry up Sarge!
Its the big move to Gatley in the morning.I'm well excited!
Even those normally reserved no-nonsense folk at Gatley Parish Council are getting in on the act - they've unveiled a new official town slogan for Gatley:
GATLEY SWINGS
- Simple but effective,I'm sure you'll all agree.
Shane - I think the person we have to thank most of all for this thread reaching the big 1-0-0 isn't a person at all - its a rabbit - ZORBA!
I see hornyred and dino have "been away for the weekend" - you just couldn't keep away from that NUDIST BEACH you two could you? :shock:
Zorba's going to send you a jar of his Tzickylickyzickylickyzuckylicky - He made it all by himself.
BUT - just WHAT is Zorba's SECRET INGREDIENT????
I see hornyred and dino have "been away for the weekend" - you just couldn't keep away from that NUDIST BEACH you two could you? :shock:
Zorba's going to send you a jar of his Tzickylickyzickylickyzuckylicky - He made it all by himself.
BUT - just WHAT is Zorba's SECRET INGREDIENT????
Keef - I must add to the chorus on this thread to say that you've done an exceptional intro to yourself - in the few weeks I've been really invoved on here its got to be one of the best I've seen anybody will now look forward to reading more of your ideas/opinions if this is typical of you - well done.
Little Gem you, and your daffodils and lettuces are guests of honour at the December 25th 7 Bickersdyke road Gatley micro-munch.I will PM this secret address to you Gem.
Though the rate we're going,with so many keen to come,we'll be having to move secret venue to The Gatley Arms.
Sue the barmaid there has told me a little is Sue the Bi-Sexual barmaid
Nell in Leeds,not to be confused with Neil in Leeds has also asked if she can be added to the list.
Done babe.
Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit will also do a little show for us with his white fluffy tail,carrot stew and,that stuff they make in Greece with cucumber and yoghurt with the funny name,you know,Tzickylickylackyzackylickylicky - you know the stuff.
Just behave Zorba!
Though the rate we're going,with so many keen to come,we'll be having to move secret venue to The Gatley Arms.
Sue the barmaid there has told me a little is Sue the Bi-Sexual barmaid
Nell in Leeds,not to be confused with Neil in Leeds has also asked if she can be added to the list.
Done babe.
Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit will also do a little show for us with his white fluffy tail,carrot stew and,that stuff they make in Greece with cucumber and yoghurt with the funny name,you know,Tzickylickylackyzackylickylicky - you know the stuff.
Just behave Zorba!
This is SO weird.
Normal PMs I can recieve and respond to as usual.
But any PM with the word "GATLEY" in does two distinct things:An AUTO-DELETE if its from a I can't answer if its from a female so Gately PMs from females I have to answer here.
Trinny and Sussanah have offered some special "What Not to Wear" advice for the clothes at all will be what not to wear
Littl' Bunny has asked if she can bring her goats - Fine but everyone will have to take their turn feeding them beermats - they just love a tasty beermat or three them goats do.
Alexandras whippets will have to be kept separate from the goats.
well-busty-babe has offered to come and run the karaoke.
butters999999 has offered to do a CARROToke - I have no idea what THAT entails.
Normal PMs I can recieve and respond to as usual.
But any PM with the word "GATLEY" in does two distinct things:An AUTO-DELETE if its from a I can't answer if its from a female so Gately PMs from females I have to answer here.
Trinny and Sussanah have offered some special "What Not to Wear" advice for the clothes at all will be what not to wear
Littl' Bunny has asked if she can bring her goats - Fine but everyone will have to take their turn feeding them beermats - they just love a tasty beermat or three them goats do.
Alexandras whippets will have to be kept separate from the goats.
well-busty-babe has offered to come and run the karaoke.
butters999999 has offered to do a CARROToke - I have no idea what THAT entails.
