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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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Amazingly I am moving into 7 Bickersdyke Road on Monday - I will be neighbours with Bilko,Dave,And Lilacgem!
In fact I am organising the official 7 Bickersdyke Road Gatley Micro Munch on December date was picked because not much seems to be happening then.
Names down here on this thread munch will be held at a secret location in will be told of the secret location by PM nearer the time.
Fresh,lush,healthy green lettuce - whenever I see it now I think of the lovely Little Gem.
And we're all here for a bit of Tickylickylackyzuckylicky Neil.
Zorba the Greek Rampant Rabbit loves to have a dip in it with his carrot.
Quote by gooners33
yes you are right flirty, thanks for that. its me that is selfish so i shall think hard about things as you maybe suggest, shes a great person its just that.....well.. she has kinda gotten old!!!! (i know i have too so stop shoutin at me you other lot!!)

You mean shes 48 rather than 18?So?Maturity has its own beauty - theres a lady not a million miles from this thread in that age range who's rather a stunner!
Yes,I am as attracted to beautiful women as any man - but a "Beautiful woman" can be any age,any race,any size or shape.
You even say shes a great that counts for a lot?
She'll be a rather insulted great person if she reads what you've said about her.
I'll tell you someone whos trying to lose weight and make the best of themselves after "letting themselves go" - me - I'll never be a male hottie but I am trying to make the best of it.
Quote by gooners33
hey ches..........oops sorry steve! i dont mean to be cruel its just well they get what they want then let them selves go. you must agree if you have a wife?

Gooners I'm sorry I tried to give you a constructive answer to your first insult your lady and other women with such a crass,sexist statement.
And you clearly don't know much about Steve - he is married to one of the most fantastic women you could dream of.
And it could be you are too if you opened your eyes.
Perhaps SHE should come and post on SH Forum - theres plenty of us guys who LOVE and RESPECT women on here.
I was an 18 year old stunner now I'm a fat selfish dragon.
I don't know your story ,it may be you are unhappily with her,may love her even but its not going very well - but calling her that on here won't help will it?
I realise you may have tried to find this already but she still is your 18 year old stunner in her heart not easy but try to find her you can't then you'll have to see where you can go with her - or without her - from there.
SHANE - NOOOO - DON'T LOOK!
and Zorba says:"Tickylickyzackyzuckylickylickylackyzucky"
So let Zorbas words be a warning to you Shane.
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You mean
I've won :shock:
A SNOG with real live Swinging Heaven lady Calista :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Calista - if you find me to be an absolute Gargoyle YOU NEEDN'T REALLY SNOG ME
but then again
Gargoyles need love too!!!!
X
Come to think of it - The Gatley Arms will be MY local too - and you sir now have a rival for the affections of Sue the barmaid - so there!
Sarge - would I tell a porky pie to you,a man of the cloth?
I am moving to Gatley on Monday true.
And by Monday night we shall be quaffing ale together at your local -
The Gatley Arms! :shock:
The great Calista in the sky
Look Calista - you may not wanna snog me anyway - I just may not be the type you like to snog - I can live with that
- no I can't
My most desperate yet -
Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with Calista.
Quote by Calista
Well Fruity .....
passionkiss
you're halfway there ....
Calista xx

OMG Calista - what does THAT mean?
Halfway there?
I won't :giveup: I won't!
Sorry - didn't mean to be mad with you its just you've got such a knack with these things you charmer normal fellas like me ain't got a chance.
I HARDLY DARE POST THIS
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
but
I
shall
On Monday the removal men are here.
I'm moving to a new house in
GATLEY :shock:
Bilko - YOU live in Gatley,near Stockport? :shock:
I live in Stockport near Gatley! :shock:
And I LOVE that song about you by Peter Gabriel. wink
I never got to my HUGE PINT OF BITTER at my local tonight.
I had a cyber drink with you all here instead.
Nice thread you got here Fruity - thanks for letting me drop in pal.x
Well - I was on the Shredded Wheat but then I moved on to the hard stuff - I blame butters and DAT DARN WABBIT - ZORBA!
EY UP JSUT AD A PM FRM SUM SWINGAS THYE WANNA SWINING WIHT YURS TROOLIE I WIL GIV THM A NIT TOO REEMEMBA I HAM A SX PCK STOD
Nimbus - as ever you actually offer THE SOLUTION to the problem.
One day you will be our first ever female Scottish Welsh Prime Minister.
VOTE FOR NIMBUS wink