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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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not SO not so good best the details come from really mate.
IT MIGHT PUT YOU OFF THEM A BIT THOUGH.
But for me myself its made them kind of - more EXCITING than before.
Its kinda hard to see WHAT you are on that Libs - but it looks kinda NICE redface
Wait a mo' - its gone.
This Libra lady is a player - with Avatars that is!
Now shes Chris De Burghs Muse!
Alex asked me what I was drinking -
Alex I'm just drinking coffee.I wanna go down the I'm hooked to Heaven - the Swinging variety.
If I went to my local would you all be there and how would I know you all?
Alex would have her Whippets - easy.
Littl' Bunny would have her goats.
Libra-Love has blue skin and blue hair.
Ice Pie has a funny pointy nose.
Mellow is a dolphin.
Blue has a gorgeous bu :censored:
Nimbus would have her shirt undone. redface
Rainbows - well - :color: - what a giveaway.
Vix would ride to the bar on her motorbike.
butters would be :censored: :censored: :censored: with TWO carro :censored:
fruity would be,er,fruity
xxdevil69 would be in her wet t-shirt
daffodil would be ,er,holding a daffodil
little gem could also hold a daffodil
sexyann57 would be in her policewomans outfit - its a fair cop!
Black Cat Babe would go MEOOOW!
Misschief will be in her ceromonial native American outfit (- and her teepee will be in the car park - not far to stagger home after closing time.)
GOES ON FOR ANOTHER SEVERAL DOZEN NAMES ETC ETC
The observant among you you'll notice all my fantasy drinking buddies are SH women rotflmao
I think having a FMF threesome every night would be a good laugh too :shock:
You've earned a rest from giving all that good lovin' to your Welsh foxes - go and relax over a pint at the pub mate.
and as for Alex,my Whippetpatra - she is the voice of raisins wink
Quote by MC1979
25 YEAR OLD GUY IN CARDIFF TONIGHT, THE WOMEN HAS GONE AWAY FOR WEEKEND AND IM BORED, FIREWORKS ANNOYING AND IN NEED OF SOME BEER AND FUN

You live with at least TWO women and you're BORED??!! rolleyes
AWWW NEILLL!
Thanks for welcoming me to Swinging Heaven with a luvverly littl' man waving his..
OH.
You meant MC1979.
Sorry Neil you were.
When I went " ! "in South Wales I got little or no reaction.
But when I did it in Texas - that was a different story!
R.I.P:Flirty Fruitcake - Now posting on the great SH Forum in the sky wink
Hey,just realised - its called Swinging HEAVEN :shock:
All you need is a Carrot
or twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Its BONFIRE NIGHT.
At I'm sat here doing "the quiz" known as "M** or M**"
What,WHAT has my life COME to?
14 out of 16 by the way wink
Fruity to Fruity,over and out -
WE CARE A LOT :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
ps:I want some "mroe friends" too - where on the forum can you find these?
Shane if you did THAT on the nudist beach the GREEK NUDIST BEACH PATROL (- rather like Baywatch but with thick black hairy moustaches - and the guys in the force look pretty rough too - )would take you to the copshop and you'd have to share a cell for the night with...............................ZORBA THE GREEK RAMPANT RABBIT :shock:
Gawd - I don't even remember posting the "All by myself" post on here - a cry for help in the night answered by:
- not a single one of you you rotten fluckers!%$£&*!&£%"&!"£!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
Shane2!Shame on you - you can't even post a pic up on your computer?Huh! - it reminds me of this sad tosser who couldn't do his avatar for weeks which was a picture of a flucking cake the wan..ooops it was me redface
Our society is so hypocritical - the same local newspapers that condemn it on their front pages run loads of ads for it in their Personals - I saw a thing a few years back on TV - it was worth about £8,000,000 a year in advertising revenue even then to the big local press syndicates.
You know someone reading this will have worked or work in the sex industry in this will know better than any of us the absurd contradictions in our hung up culture,the lack of respect and lack of care about them as fellow human a very important issue because if we are part of a movement toward a better,freer,fairer ,more liberated world then we should care about them too.
From one Fruity to another kiss
I have zippo lined up tonight kid.
I may drag meself down the local.
I have a lovely time on here but need to get out there into the acrid autumny bonfire smoke filled air,toward a HUGE GIANT PINT OF BITTER that will ruin my figure and make me less glam to you SH ladies - ouch!
:doh:
I ain't droolin' Shaney - unless there some of the laydees as well!
But its your thread Shane - so come on - hit us with your best shot - or vest shot even wink
Quote by Libra-Love
:P LIBRA-LOVE PRODUCTIONS AUDITIONING NOW

We're all auditioning really on its an its a lottery.
The idea of selling or buying a version - faked or otherwise - of THIS beautiful thing of all things is a tricky one.
I hate the term used to title this thread - even with a missing T rolleyes
The women themselves don't deserve that title,whatever the reason is that they do what they do.
But,as ever,the posts on this thread show much understanding and compassion,all you'd hope for from here,of all places.