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Quote by marmalaid
Libra I'm near mine and you're just over yours - how's about a joint thread to celebrate our mutual ton hun?X
Ton is 100, isn't 500 a monkey or a pony? Oh and can I join in, I'm close too!
Ah,yes - my mistake - got my tons and monkeys and ponys all mixed up.
A grand don't come for free.
Zobra the Greek Rampant Rabbit is always ever so glad to wiggle his white fluffy tail and wave his banana at the lovely NUDE ladies on the NUDIST BEACH - so long as there's no Beach Cops about - a kind of Greek Baywatch no less - and Zorba knows butters999999 does the best carrot stew and hornyred and dino do the best tickylickyzackylackylickylicky.
Who says theres no such thing as a happy ending?
Not that Shanes thread is finished yet mind :twisted:
Who says theres no such thing as a happy ending?
Not that Shanes thread is finished yet mind :twisted:
Quote by hayleyw2
Hayley - spot on.
Just ignore all the other motorists papping on their horns and you'll be fine.
In fact step out of your car and it'll end up like the video for REMs "Everybody hurts" where everybody in this great big traffic jam,they all desert their cars and walk away.
Beautiful.
You have the mind of an artist. x
I think REM ought to take the credit for that idea - so perhaps I have the mind of someone who loved their video - but that entails feeling empathy to those images,feeling a chord being struck inside,feeling a desire for a freedom we so often deny ourselves.
MISSCHIEF WROTE:{That would've worked had I not already taken appropriate action and ran round the house for 10 mins in a flap, ventured back to PC, closed my AOL, shut down my puter, turned it off at the plug, tripped the main switch - waited for 30 seconds before restarting everything
:smile2:
Misschief - the electrictian/IT expert :smile2: off to reset all her clocks }
This is like finding out theres no Father Christmas.
Misschief - whats all this about a HOUSE?I thought you lived in a TEEPEE on the PRARIE - tell me this "house" business isn't true?
:smile2:
Misschief - the electrictian/IT expert :smile2: off to reset all her clocks }
This is like finding out theres no Father Christmas.
Misschief - whats all this about a HOUSE?I thought you lived in a TEEPEE on the PRARIE - tell me this "house" business isn't true?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Fantastic!!!! 
You've cheered a poorly girl up!!!Once upon a time there was a day he said:
"Tzickylickylackyzickylicky!"
Which may be all Greek to you.
Which it is - because he was a GREEK Rabbit called
ZORBA THE RABBIT.
He lived on the island of liked living there because it was named after his favourite kind of had a nice burrow WITH A VERY NICE VIEW .
He could pop his head out and watch all the humans on the NUDIST BEACH.
These humans were TOTALLY NAKED and in the NUDE because it was a NUDIST especially liked looking at the lady human 'd sometimes pop out of his burrow and wiggle his white fluffy tail at them and say
"Tzickylickylickylackyzackylackylicky!"
Then one day Zorba got busted for indecent exposure and spent a night in the local copshop.
But it wasn't so gave him a big bowl of CARROT STEW and he GOBBLED it up.
It was very TASTY - like no carrot stew Zorba had ever tasted before.
It was MAGIC CARROT turned all who gobbled it up into SWINGERS.
So from then on he was called Zorba the RAMPANT Rabbit.
"Tzickylickylackyzickylicky!"
Which may be all Greek to you.
Which it is - because he was a GREEK Rabbit called
ZORBA THE RABBIT.
He lived on the island of liked living there because it was named after his favourite kind of had a nice burrow WITH A VERY NICE VIEW .
He could pop his head out and watch all the humans on the NUDIST BEACH.
These humans were TOTALLY NAKED and in the NUDE because it was a NUDIST especially liked looking at the lady human 'd sometimes pop out of his burrow and wiggle his white fluffy tail at them and say
"Tzickylickylickylackyzackylackylicky!"
Then one day Zorba got busted for indecent exposure and spent a night in the local copshop.
But it wasn't so gave him a big bowl of CARROT STEW and he GOBBLED it up.
It was very TASTY - like no carrot stew Zorba had ever tasted before.
It was MAGIC CARROT turned all who gobbled it up into SWINGERS.
So from then on he was called Zorba the RAMPANT Rabbit.
