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Flirty__Fruitcake
Over 90 days ago
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Clock off,Sarah on - thats GOOD!
Since I changed my name Sarah its been great - I just couldn't go on posting as Swinging Heaven any longer - I had the entire site trying to hump me,even I couldn't keep up with it,but now that I've become Flirty Fruitcake nobodys in the slightest bit interested in me sexually. rolleyes
We've never met but I've gathered how much people care about you have a serious reason for going,that has to be respected but clearly you have many friends here and,hopefully,one day,you'll be back at a happier time.x
Er - no Iain,this threads NOT going that way with me,I'm still soppy. :inlove:
"Save the best till last" Vanessa I have that as well?
So thats "I don't know much","Save the best till last" and "I want to break free"then redface
lol That Robin Hood wedding sounds priceless Ann!
A VERY soppy choice for a wedding song but "I don't know much" by Linda Rondstadt and Aaron Neville would be the one for me and my betrothed - if anybody here would like to marry me that is. :shock: !
Now this is the kind of thread I admire,I am behind Steve-Shireen 100% on 've come out and said something that should have been said months ago and I wholeheartedly support them in this most admirable of moral crusades,well done you two - and well done U2 as well.
(Er - Whats this thread about again? :dohsmile
Don't feel bad about the Avatar Banderas - it took the combined efforts of half of the members of SH to guide me on how to get this cake up on here.
Welcome as well to a rather extraordinary place :shock: known as Hwinging Seaven to a few of us - but most call it by its proper name - Singing Heaven.
There is something in me that just wasn't there 20 odd years back.I have more to give than I did then.I am more free in my mind,in my outlook than I was :Less Hair!
As Dylan* said:
"I was so much older then - I'm younger than that now"
*The Rabbit in The Magic Roundabout.
Oh -Neil has sent a piccy too
But those Little Gems look nothing like you!
Now it would surely be an even bigger thrill
if someone found a photo of an LG daffodil!
It may be confirmed by Shireen,
That Little Gem lettuces are nice and green,
Their leaves are quite sweet,not bitter at all,
And Rainbows will tell you they are very,very small.
But the name Little Gem is also a Daff
And its inspired me to write poetry like Sylvia Plath.
That is very sweet of you Little Gem,thank you x wink
Lets hope the Swinging Heaven Lettuce Research Foundation can confirm that there is such a not - I face disgrace,exile,and lettuce rehabilition therapy redface
Little Gem,no disrespect was intended x
I thought there is a type of lettuce called a Little Gem?I swear I've seen them in Sainsburys!
Can some one confirm this or I'll have to leave the Forum in disgrace.
Little Gem Lettuce - HELP!
I'm a name changer Little Gem.I used to be called Swinging Heaven but it caused loads of confusion and the entire site wanted to "swing" with me.I couldn't cope with all these "Swingers" doing this "swinging" business all over the place so became Flirty Fruitcake instead.
May you have a lovely time as Little Gem Lettuce.X
Something fishy going on?This fellow is an ANTEATER..so lets get him some ANTS to eat!
Welcome Ant and Dec Eater.
I can't stand those threads where someone points out to the board that they've done x00 posts and hopes that a load of you will put replies full of "Well Done'"/"What a nice,sweet guy" I redface ,sorry THEY are etc.
I've even noticed that they hope for surprisedops: sexy innuendo's/come on's etc in these replies. :shock: Eg:"Keep it up" , "You've got a PM" and,most daringly explicit of all - "Shredded Wheat"
Its pure attention seeking stuff if you ask me.I'm glad I wouldn't ever sink so low myself.
Dear me Libra - A PM from a gentleman to a lady should be a kiss
rather than a smackbottom in my opinion.
(Unless she happens to like that sort of thing of course!)
Spirited Away - call her now,tell her !
NOW!!!!!!
Spot on Libra - we could all learn from what you say about the slap vrs the "what ifs" - gotta be the slap everytime - if one is brave enough!