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Fran
Over 90 days ago
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Hiya 19/m/derby,
Welcome to the forum and thanks for making me not the youngest person in here lol, stick around lol :lol: :lol:
Love Fran
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Hi Prags and welcome again.
Dont worry about it, its hard to start off in here.
Sit back, relax and enjoy...
Love Fran
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I can see the emails now.....
Dear Admin,
I would like to become one of your premium members. This is obviously a very special status to have as you dont openly advertise it on your site. Could you please tell me how much it cost and what added extra's one can expect to recieve. Oooo the mind boggles !!! and I thought this was a blinding site already just with your public space lol
Regards Mr. Smith
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by KitKat
Sorry Fred I should have admitted that once you are better shouldn't I
It is called tough love Fran,
Fred will be so cross when he sees that, he will be cured in an instant! 8)
My granny swears by it.
lhk
Kat
Phew Kat...I think you got me out of that one ......thanks !!!!
biggrin
Love Fran
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Quote by Heather
I've never come across a vanilla that claims to be either a top, bottom or switch...
You learn something every day. wink

In the fetish scene that we know, which I have to admit is limited! We have found that alot of couples do like to switch to give each other the best of both worlds. However we do believe you are more one way than the other.
Im sure the devoted tops or bottoms, Dom's and subs...call them what you will, would say you cant switch, but it works for us :twisted: :twisted: lol :lol: :wink: :wink:
Love Fran
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Heather,
So sorry to hear of your troubles.
My sister and I were very worried about our cat when we were younger as she wasn't eating, we decided to encourage her telling her how lovely the kitekat (lol) was and she really should eat it up. Unfortunately my sister got a little carried away and somehow put the cat food in her mouth rather than the cat's, by accident .......BLEUGHHHHHHH :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thought I would share this with you just incase you get tempted to encourage your Tigger and find yourself trying to take the pill for him/her!!! Its not advisable LOL :idea: :!:
Love Fran
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OMG....Please dont start the whole Dapne over Wilma debate again LOL lol Stu got into some hot water with the real Wilma from this site over that hussy Dapne :shock:
He still has to grovel on occasions even now biggrin :D :D
Tip from Fran......please make sure Wilma is top of your list....hehehehehehehehehe.....dont upset the poor lady she has enough shit to put up with LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love Fran
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.....how did you guess ...of course it bloody well was!!!!
Next she will be teaching her how to say shit, shit, shit lol lol :lol: :lol:
Love Fran
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We haven't quite got to the embarrasing questions yet....thank god.
However, a certain lovely lady from this very site has taught my two year old daughter to shout BUGGER, BUGGER, BUGGER! ........not really what my elderly (and very square) grandparents wanted to hear !! redface :shock: lol
Love Fran
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Quote by jivingjohn
:doh: :doh: :doh:
How dumb... OK, don't answer that one!
Reminder to self... must check orifi more often....

Lol at John....I was just off to find you a map!!! I think there are a few good wink
Stu
(Now now you single guys...don't try clicking it...it ain't real....)
John, you need to go have a good look at the down there bits of a lady....3 orifices last time I was there....and that was this afternoon....
if you are still confused pm me....lol lol
Stu
Quote by jivingjohn
Two retired gyno's on here...bloody hell I need to go make more KY....

Never trust a straight male gynaecologist with a sex life.... could you imagine taking their work home with them.... :shock:
Briefcase in one hand, latest patient being held in the classic bowling ball grip with the other!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Stu
John, did you? Why? and BLOODY HELL man!!!
Sound advice I feel whatever the reason!!
8) rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: 8)
Stu
Quote by KitKat
I could have shit myself to death by then! rolleyes :roll: mad
Fred
Fred mate, can I ask a favour, can you let me know when your are recovered enough for me to make the joke about you not being quite so full of shit anymore? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Ohhhhh Kat ......this did make me laugh!!!!!! lol
Sorry Fred I should have admitted that once you are better shouldn't I redface biggrin xxxxx
Love Fran
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Quote by roger743
Over half the penises out there are below-average; don't sweat it.

Roger is that mean, mode or median?
Or is it a reference to many single - guy posts... lol
Stu
How about hiring a car, travelling a little way North to Figueras and going to the Dali Museum !!! WOW. It's fantastic.
Stu of the "I may not know much about art, but I know what I like" variety...lol....
Two retired gyno's on here...bloody hell I need to go make more KY....
Fran
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Does a kebab and chips at 5 in the morning after a night on the peach juice count as breakfast???????????????lol.......If it does then thats mine lol
Hey kinkyLizard, I once went out with a gynaecologist...all he bloody did was look at it...mind you I loved the Food Critic I dated, all he ever did was eat ! mmmmmmmmmmm...
Welcome XXX
Fran
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Believe in you, what you can do and the world is your Oyster! Keep on dreamin' like the life you have is the life you want!!!
lol
Stu
It originates in the BDSM world. A "top" is the dominant one, supplies, a "bottom " receives. Some people are flexible in that they can play top or bottom and "switch" another term you might come across.
It's not just shagging, it can mean anything where one is the pro-active and one the passive if you like. Not too unlike active and passive in homosexual/bisexual males.
It's not new, it is well known within and without the BDSM community and if anyone fancies expanding their sexual knowledge try reading Forum magazine, it has information on all aspects of sex and is a great read (no I don't have shares or work for it, or it's publishers..lol) and it is amazing what we all can learn!!!!
God I love this lifestyle, it is so diverse!!
Stu of the "Fran & ...." variety.
Quote by gmanxxx
I know the sort of tache you mean... I have one or two sad pics of me with just tache!!!
over 25 years ago... may use one as an avatar!!! for a couple of posts!!!
:P
Gmanxxx

Go onGo on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on
Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on......
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Fran
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Yeah....Stu has convinced me of the benefits of the downstairs tickle, he used to have a 'tache, (before I met him I may add) but having seen the pics I am not gonna let him re-grow it. He looked like an extra from The Beastie Boys Vid, Sabotage ....Cochese I reckon..
Fran
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Quote by gmanxxx
I too am aware of the anti beard lobby

I presume this is directed at me Gman ! lol biggrin
I am not anti facial hair I promise! All the men I know with fcial hair suit it and I think they would look lost without it lol !! An ex of mine has left me scarred mentally lol He had very rough growth and left me sore for weeks :shock: the bast**d (I swear it was on purpose) rolleyes
Anyway these last few months I have had intensive counseling I believe I am well on the way to being cured..... 8) 8) 8) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Thanks to all the guys with facial hair and their kind offers to help me with my problem lol you are all very kind!!! lol :lol:
Im off to edit my ad!!
Love Fran
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Paul, read the AUP sticky at the top of page, you need to remove your phone number
Stu
Fred,
I am so sorry you are feeling so bad..........If you feel that Wilma isnt living up to the role of nursey then you know where I am lol
Love and big hugs
Fran
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PS Stu plays a good nursey too but we are guessing you're not interested in that lol
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Wilma....only the salt on your lips my darling....
but the question is.....
Love STU
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WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM!!!!!!
LOL.... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Alllleexxaanndrraaaaaaaaaaaaa,
I may have haddddd oneeeee or twoo too many tikilaaaaa slammmerrrssss with you in the GFZZZZZ..........
Now I know how Floydie feels lol lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The whole referral/verification thing has been thoroughly debated and altho' we feel like many others that it could be a useful, if limited tool, it is not likely to occur on this site in the forseeable future.
We agree that such a system could be useful and workable, but knowing the pressure mods have been under etc, we know full well that had such a thing been in place then the whole site could have gone under recently.
So, although we agree we think that such a system could be useful, we bow to the practicality of not having one.
There are many genuine ppl on here, its down to a little common sense to find them....
Stu & Fran
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Kat I had 9 to 4 on Lord Lucan not being there....you have bloody destroyed my financial future, right Alex, Fran.....bring back that bloody Tequila hmmm....gets to lick salt off the back of Alexandra's hand!!!!!!
Stu
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