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Over 90 days ago
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WOOOOHHOOOO......and a lime under the sofa...what luck
Yes thought I saw Sarge...or was I just hoping...still need revenge for his cheekiness this morning lol
Come in Alex,
I have found the secret stash of tequila, and plan on getting s**t faced ......fancy joining me ???
Well if im stuck in here I might as well make the most of it !!!
Fran
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AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO..................
Actually im getting horny in all this darkness, Fran see's green eyes coming towards her....could it be Kat lol :twisted: lol
MEEEEOOOWWWW.....ooo the anticipation!..................oooohhhhh bugger it was just Sarge with his night vision goggles !!!! :eeek:
LET ME OUT YOU BAS**RDS
(And I haven't got a beard Gman, Im clean shaven everywhere lol....thanks Wilma for putting him straight hehehehehehe)
Fran puts her head around the GFZ door for the first time ..........
Sneaks in whilst no-one is looking and puts up a big banner saying " GET WELL SOON FRED XXXXX"..........Then runs off before anyone sees
PS Fred stay away from the pizza from now on xxxxxxxx
Love Fran
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I hope Duckpathian is not too worse for wear today. I did see him propping up up the bar at one point and as I left looking very horny :twisted: nuzzling between Kit's beautiful breasts!!!
Lucky Duck!!!
Fran & Stu
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Jags,
a, e, i, o, u, (y sometimes) , . ; : ' ? ! "
Add to swingingpete's posts and Hey presto....its still B*****ks!
Luv
Stu
xxx
Jags.... kiss
Last time I saw Will he had a glass of red in one hand and Sappho in the other, so I believe wherever he may now be....he will be very very happy lol
Stu
xx
Hi Mal,
no offence taken, or any intended. It just looked like dangerous territory that could open us all up to being abused. Dont give the numpties any ammunition to use against genuine swingers or the site....... That was our thought process.........and just thought that we might lose genuine newbies because we look a bit unwelcoming.
Appreciate you Mods have to deal with the idiot bunch and that you might get fed up at times, but to us this just seemed to give them credence. We much prefer your advice sticky route...show us to be thoughtful in our swinging...but love to laugh at their crassness..lol lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fran & Stu
Hi Alex xxxxx (for you)
We know your post was not meant to insult, we do not believe that anyone who has posted a name and shame on here has meant it in that way. We know it has a comic value and it has a function in that someone may think twice before posting a stupid insult like the one you outline.
However, we feel that this is dangerous territory, it won't take these plonkers long to start posting to the thread with imaginary posts and our name, your name or even Mals attached.
It begins the rot, spreads distrust and soon the site is full of suspicion and loses its genuine role. Take for example the idiots in the chatroom who pm you without asking, you ask them not to and within seconds of being warned they are then accusing you or someone else of pm'ing them! If it happens there, we can be sure it will happen here.
Many of the one liners are actually traditional swinging fair. Before the advent of internet swingers sites we had to use contact mags, the ads were 10 or 12 WORDS long if you were lucky and correspondence would then have to develop. No meet for tonight..lol...not with the postal service anyway!!!
Ok, we agree we want to keep the plonkers away, but naming and shaming is dangerous in many ways, we feel. It is so open to abuse. Why all the effort to write the advice sections, for all the work the Mods do etc. etc, lets just have a name and shame section, ..those who didn't attend meets, those who lied to you etc...if it was wrong in the Mods eyes previously, how does that make this right?
This feels too much like the playground, if we aren't adult enough to spot and deal with the idiots on the threads and through the moderation team then what are we saying to those types? We are showing ourselves to be functioning on the same level.
Now, if this thread had been what silly, obnoxious or downright stupid ads have you seen...without naming..then it would have been quite a funny thread.
Can't we just go back to ignoring these plonkers, let the Mods and Admin deal with the real tossers and focus our threads on the positives rather than critcising people whom we have never met, who may, unbeknownst to us, float someones boat?
Heather/Mal609,
Surely us genuine folk can spot these plonkers a mile off........we already have been for two weeks!!!!!!!!!!
It also does not alter the fact that we have been told by mods previously that name and shame policy is not acceptable on this site......Haven't we all discussed consistency in moderation before?????????? banghead
Now where is Gmans bunker.......SARGE.... you are asking for trouble lol smackbottom
What is the value of this? We all know that the fools come and the fools go, they at least provide a giggle, but I cannot understand any mileage in a name and shame policy...it's a joke!
For one, I believe any thread like this, and a sticky at that, is bound to do us as a swinging community more harm than good. Already tarred as sad individuals, abused in our past, need help and counselling etc etc according to the gutter press, now we are to come over as a closed, antagonisitic group that most people better stay away from.
A lot of genuine people will be put off by such a thread and just what the hell will naming and shaming do to the ones named. Nothing, if they are of that ilk, they will continue to post here or elsewhere in the same manner. It probably won't change them!
A while back we raised the subject of some sort of verification system...we were shot down in flames being told it was unworkable and unfair on newbies. That it might develop a name and shame style system and that should not happen. To which we agree..and now this.
This is unfair and I have to say a little childish, we know there are tossers, idiots, whatever you want to call them, but we thought they were dealt with through the Mods system. We have had our fair share and although it can be annoying or even upsetting sometimes we feel we all have to accept that this is a free site and therefore anyone can access it and that swinging is not the preserve of a particular class or group..so even the
idiots are gonna try their hand.
Anyone is capable of making a prat out of themselves while getting used to the site, particularly in the forum and we are not so naive as to believe that theren't people who frequent this site that won't take up the single line offers posted in the "Lets meet" section, there are many varied swingers and not all want to acquaint themselves with someone's life story before they have a swing!
This site has a doggers section, how different is that activity compared to the one line merchants expecting a shag just cos its a swingers site? You don't necessarily exchange emails, pics, phone calls when you go dogging, sometimes I guess it just happens and sex with strangers occurs...maybe thats enough info for some people.
Surely there is room for all, if people turn out to be real idiots who abuse the site or its members then the Mods and admin have the necessary powers, this just smacks of superiority complex and is more than off-putting to those who might just be dipping their toes in the swinging pool.
We do not wish to put our names to this as swingers or members of this site. Is this a new site policy? It seems to go against the grain that Mark has established.
Fran and Stu
Quote by Ice Pie
He's already been mentioned before, but I love Worrall Thompson's style of cookery...

I'm sorry, but I simply could not bring myself to eat anything that had been handled by that odious little hobbit. I'd be too afraid of finding lice that had fallen out of that scruffy excuse for a beard.
Ice
Hmm..Ice Pie...showing a little bit of an opinion there....careful now!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(FFS....I am joking everyone)
Stu of the "be careful what I post" variety
We have done this already...and not too long ago....
see
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6142.html
but thats just my opinion ....!!!!!!!!
Fran
Hi there,
just a quick note to say a Big Big Thank You to Dawn_Mids for organising the munch. We had a great time and it was nice meeting people and putting names to faces and talking to such lovely folk.
Those of you staying in the hotel overnight...we hope you all have fun wink :wink: :wink:
love
Fran & Stu
xxx
Quote by Rachel80
Rather than negativity towards a particular band why not tell us what your tastes are? sad
I think that the type of music an individual enjoys tells something of that person. As people visit this site to meet people then knowing musical taste is another piece to the jigsaw of picture we build up of people who post in this forum. :P
Rachel

Rachel...already did..way back on this thread, but let's say it is eclectic from Rachmaniov to Rage Against the Machine, Big Country to Bahaus, Kylie to the Kinks, Abba to Angel and the Baalam, the Doors to D12, Eels to Eminem, Cypress Hill to Chopin, Yousef Latief to Sonic Youth, Sinatra to Smash Mouth!
I'll pretty much go for anything bar ColdPlay, Boy Bands, and the Pop Idol/Fame School clan!
As to a type of music a person enjoys telling something about that person, I'm not so sure after all not many Right Said Fred appreciators also like Napalm Death...yet I have both in my collection. What does that tell you about me? I would say that I am an open minded appreciator of music, but when I know I don't like something I really don't like it.
ColdPlay's Parachutes was once in my collection for a brief period, then it did a great deed and went to the Salvation Army Shop...I don't know if provided any Salvation for being sold for 50p but it certainly gave my ears great salvation!!!!! surprised :o :o :o :o :o
As I said, I merely passed an opinion...I had thought, though it seems that there are many ColdPlayers out there who feel the need to offer this band some sort of defence...Why? I feel no need to defend anything in my collection bar " I like it..it floats my boat".
Maybe I was a little wrong in believeing that of others? I am sorry if you Coldplayers have been offended by my opinion...it won't change my opinion but I am truly sorry if you feel all offended by my anti-coldplay stance! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Stu of the "not gonna be ready for the munch at this rate" variety!
I went to bed last night as the match sticks could no-longer hold my heavy eye-lids open, I had waited in vain for my sparring partner to return and demonstrate his verbal agility upon his keyboard, and could hold out no-more.
Still I awoke this morning in eager anticipation that the said member would have left his witty riposte through the wee small hours! Yet again, I was disappointed to find tallnhairy (awright mate!) was still the last postee...
Now I look again, still awaiting, but to no avail!
Then I recalled, I bet copy has to be in by this time in the afternoon, maybe the promised story was too difficult to obtain? Still, the one being made up now about Gareth Gates is bound to be as big as any swingers one!!!
LOL...yes, I am joking Ukdogger....if you still visit us, just wondering why you hurl an insult and then run?
Stu...of the "I am off to get ready for munching" variety!
Quote by Alexandra
Stu
Friends then?
(A little secret - I'm not keen on Coldplay either! lol)

Of course we are Alex......hope we never anything but.....lol biggrin :D :D :rose: :cheers:
Stu of the "Alex's friend variety"
Quote by RedHot

I think my little rant last night seems to be tptally out of sync with what I was actually trying to say...
Stu......

Maybe perhaps you should count backwards from 10, take a deep breath and then have a long think about what you want to say.
Then, once you have typed it out, read it to ensure it is what you actually mean to say, before you press the 'submit' button. rolleyes
Unfortunately I did ...lol
Stu
Quote by gmanxxx
Hey folks ... there is alot that lots of peeps dislike alot.... all they need do is hit the delete or off button
I listen to radio cos I like to be introduced to new things
Some here have a different varied outlook to me.... that doea not make their faves Crap or shite... just different, I would have at least thought that on here we may have enbraced musical diversity in a better manner.... maybe musical appreciation is on a diff level to sexual understanding and appreciation... I had hoped not but some here seem to display characteristics that suggest otherwise
rememeber discrimination and acceptance of diversity is important to all
Gmanxxx

Hi Gmanxxx,
I think my little rant last night seems to be tptally out of sync with what I was actually trying to say...needless to say I wasn't in a great frame of mind having had some untoward emails etc.
I have to say if I offended anyone....sorry...my original post was tongue in cheek and it was my opinion..still is...maybe the "sharp" side of my keyboard came out too much. After all the crap on here in some recent posts about opinions etc, I was off on one defending peoples' rights to air their opinion....whoops....I overdo it again.
I hope no harm done and I agree we all are entitled to our tastes....howver i still think Coldplay are shite..lol...
Stu......
How about the absolute classic bit:
Tim is sat having his lunch with Keith...Keith says "watched that Heartbeat last night, was a repeat though"
"yeah, shit isn't it" says Tim
"didn't bother me though" says keith " I hadn't seen it, what did you do?"
Tim replies....
"I just stayed in and had a big old wank!"
Bloody classic!!
Fran
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Men Behaving Badly had some classic moments....
Fran
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Love Finchy!!!! Brilliant bit where Dawn is kneeling down to pick up some papers (I think )and he says "while you're down there love".
Every Office has a Finchy....bugga...I think its me in ours!!!!
Stu of the "Fran and...."variety.
Almost forgot....Jacques Roulancy, guest Chef of the "Windows" Restaurant at the Park Lane Hilton, London.
His Foie Gras and Asapargus Pie is to die for!!!
Fran
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Quote by Mark
Hiya kinkycoupleleic
We have only just found this site and lol well done to who ever runs it, looks like your doing a great job....

Glad you found us! smile
As for who runs it. I am proud to say we are one of the very few sites out there that is actually REALLY 'run by swingers for swingers'. There's a whole host of people who manage/run the site. I just try to make sure that it keeps working etc. (call me code monkey man if you like). So, the whoever runs this site is, well, a large list of people who you'll see around and about if you stick around long enough yourselves :)
Quote by kinkycoupleleic
We look forward to chatting to everyone - and hopefully meating a few of you aswell

Same here... and welcome :)
WE are the sum of ALL our parts !!!
Hmmm...sounds abit rude that....luck gettit? Sounds almost like.....
Anyway....nice to see another Leicester Couple here! :cheers:
Fran & Stu
xxxxx
PS UKdogger....go read this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/7923.html
I am not alone....(bit X-Filesy that...whoo..hooo!!!)
Stu...you know the rest by now!!!
Gmanxxx,
thank you, I can be very opinionated at times, but I never wish to personally abuse anyone, I know I may come across a little "sharp" shall we say, but it is merely my opinions being expressed.
I wouldn't sink to UKdogger's level, I'd rather try to encourage him to reply to me in a more courteous and adult like manner!!! biggrin :D
I await his return with anticipation.....
Stu of the "Fran and...." variety.
Quote by ukdogger
you ass!

LOL...now what was I saying about tabloid level....hmmm
Ukdogger, feel free to debate and discuss with me anytime, but please do not hurl personal abuse at me. This is an adult site, I expect to exchange adult verse, not playground pap!
As you are a newbie you lack any appreciation of how hard the Admin, Mods and SysOps had to work last week in order that we kept our free adult community. People are merely wary of newcomers as the influx last week made them rightly so. Had you taken the time to explore the site, to become a little more knowledgable about it and read some of the threads in the Cafe, I doubt very much you would have needed to ask any questions.
We read the Forum for over a month before we registered and started joining in, we thus had an idea of not only what went on, but of the rules, the characters who inhabit the depths of the forum and that sometimes things get heated, things are misread, people have the piss ripped out of them, banter goes back and forth etc. Had you done somthing similar, you would have seen the reason for my comment and the tongue in cheek nature of the post.
Point in question: the Conspiracy Theory... had you trawled through the not too distant threads you would have found a couple of threads where such ideas were being expressed. I seem to recall I roundly dismissed some of them, thus saying as much as I loved a conspiracy theory most were and are non starters. It was a joke that many members would have appreciated.
Sorry, I can often come over as sarcastic, maybe wind people up, express my opinions too strongly, but I never abuse them and if I am wrong I will say so and apologise, but in this instance I feel I am at least partially right. You may not be a journo, but your insult demonstrates to me that you are happy to function on that level.
Thanks Jags....XXXXX...for you!
Stu of the "Fran and...."variety.
C'mon ukdogger...inspire us....
or shall we read it all in the News of the Scum on Sun ( well actually we won't....lol...please post to the Observer too!!!)
Stu
Quote by Ice Pie
My inspiration is Anthony Worrall Thompson.... I study him intently, assured in the knowledge that as long as I make sure I don't do anything he does, I must be doing OK. biggrin

Fantastic Ice Pie!!!!! I really have trouble with the man!!! Do you know that in his London restaurant he used to (maybe still does) serve £100 bottles of wine in glass tumblers???????...OMG
We were told that it was under Worralls orders, and not a wine glass in the whole restaurant?
I also cannot take a man shaped like a beer barrel seriously......ive tried but I just cant lol
Manalive...... how could I forget Raymond......sinfull! Or the Roux brothers smackbottom worship
I believe Gordan Ramsey is a pussy cat............but I wouldn't want to work in his kitchen!!!! lol
Love Fran
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Quote by Alexandra
Ahhh Stu - I never said I either agreed or disagreed with your musical tastes. If your tastes differ from mine or indeed anyones on this site - then surely that is a good thing.
Alex x

Then surely that is opinion, you said that I was wrong to infer that someone elses tastes were wrong, that to say they were bad is wrong,....
It's not wrong, just a difference of opinion, alright we all have different tastes (thank God) but I can say that if I think something ..ie ColdPlay are shit...cos I do..cos its my opinion and that I think that anyone who likes them has no taste..cos again its my opinion..then I can ..cos i am expressing my opinion!
I don't give a shit if I am saying anyone else is wrong...cos I am expressing my thoughts...MY OPINION...and I will defend that right to the end of the earth!!
I am was merely passing an OPINION...a right I have...a right I have to phrase it how I feel...I don't need two bit lectures in in individual taste....I appreciate that..I was trying to be individual...cos I am one and know my own tastes..and don't need anyone elses approval!
ColdPlay are inane, boring and repetitive to me....they provide nothing new or exciting, they make me turn off the radio or tv....that's merely how I feel..I passed my humble opinion...I wish that we could all stop criticising everyone for passing opinions and debate real considerations!