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Freckledbird
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Straight Male, 56
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Freckledbird
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Perving? Go on then, don't mind if I do :twisted:

Join me if want, Im becoming a terrible perv :twisted:

Woooohooooo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
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Quote by ski69
hya guyz..
Lookin for a decent butt plug...to use to fill her bottom whilst vaginal intercourse,,,one which wont keep poppin out and not too Big..!!
any recomendations..????????????
dunno:dunno::dunno::dunno:

Go to a shop and look to see what's available. Only you and she will know which will fit.
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You know, I had an eloquent response for this all typed up. Then I thought 'What's the point, it'll only result in vitriol from one source or another?'
So I deleted it.
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Quote by northwest-cpl
saw on one of the stories some guy said a bird tea bagged his balls and it was amazing .what is this ?

It's when a man puts his balls in someone's mouth.
I wish I'd known that earlier. Still, the scald's nearly healed and with a bit of luck it won't scar.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Quote by dickdick
saw on one of the stories some guy said a bird tea bagged his balls and it was amazing .what is this ?

It's when a man puts his balls in someone's mouth.
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Quote by Funlovers2009
Forgive me for my nievity but you have a single girls profile which says that you are looking for single guys. In that case wouldn't there just be 2 people to use the room?

If you read our ad you will see we are a couple. We just din't bother to join as a cple b'cos most of the attention will be on me
I did read your profile, and I did read your initial post where it repeatedly said 'we'. I could understand you having a single profile if you intend to meet as a single but surely if you are a couple and intend to meet and/or play as a couple whether the attention is on you/him/both of you, you should have a couple's profile??
I agree, it's misleading otherwise. How many complaints do we hear about single men having a couple profile?
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Quote by Bluefish2009

Why not spell 'constructive' correctly? dunno


obviously you are in the wrong profession to understand and to offer any sympathy. i thought teachers now were taught to understand? not in all cases it would seem. :doh:
would you treat a pupil in the same disrespectful manner :dunno:
I could not speak for Freckledbird, but many of the teachers in the school I went to, were very unsympathetic.
I don't think sympathy is required, actually. For diagnosed dyslexics, support is given. Years ago, dyslexia was not always diagnosed. And then there is the issue of people who just label themselves dyslexic, without proper diagnosis.
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
not to worry star you always get the same debate from a one trick pony
:sleeping::sleeping:

Yep, and always the same debate from others as a result.
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Quote by starlightcouple

Why not spell 'constructive' correctly? dunno


obviously you are in the wrong profession to understand and to offer any sympathy. i thought teachers now were taught to understand? not in all cases it would seem. :doh:
would you treat a pupil in the same disrespectful manner :dunno:
Oh yeah, I forgot you're 'dyslexic' rolleyes
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Quote by northwest-cpl
Why dont the percentages add up to 100?

It's the Mail - what did you expect.
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by starlightcouple

It's the Mail - what did you expect.

:sleeping::sleeping:
why not make a contructive comment dunno
Why not spell 'constructive' correctly? :dunno:
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Quote by starlightcouple
our destiny is now not in our own hands mids. a lot of our laws have been crushed in favour of european laws by unelected despots from france and germany. they never controlled this country in hundreds of yeers of fighting, yet we now seem to be giving them control on a silver platter.

Who are they then?
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Quote by paddy
read a thread which read "take it your profile doesn't say good gsoh". what is a gsoh? surely we all adjust to situation and company for humour? or do we take the risk and stay true to ourselves and risk offending. i will say what i think, when i think ( if i think ) i.e, if i asked for the sickest joke you know, would you post it?
rick

I'm lost in your post dunno are you making a statement or asking a question
I think the question marks kind of give it away.
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I am.
Check who's looked at me.
Check my mail.
Check the forum.
Maybe go into chat, depending on the time of day.
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Quote by starlightcouple
i will see hns if i can take a picture tomorrow of what the advert says very clearly.
81 MPG. " the most economical in it's class " in big bold letters right next to the dealers name.
if i have the time i will ask the salesperson if they can tell me what it actually does in litres without looking at a calculator.
why would the sales person have to look at the brochure? surely anyone with an ounce of maths logic will be able to convert 81 mpg into mpl in a fraction of a second? loon rotflmao

The thing is, if all the manufacturers use mpg as an indicator, then it's easy enough to compare anyway between different makes/models of car.
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As Foxy has said, it's not a con - if you're concerned enough, do the maths. And if an adult seriously can't do their times tables up to six, they are seriously thick and probably don't have the brains to drive, never mind calculate fuel consumption.
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
maybe sasha's gonna answer it

Nah, she doesn't use this site, remember? lol
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Quote by lilnfil
We have spoken to MidsCouple24(Sasha) in chat, and would presume its the female of the couple, but never seen either of you on cam.........so how do we know its Sasha?
Your profile could mean as little as ours does.........if you're not genuine wink
And for the record, judging by your posts complaining you can't get meets, we have no problem getting them :thumbup:
Whats ya theory on that one poke lol

How can it have been Sasha you spoke to, when Mids clearly states in his signature that Sasha does not use this site?
Quote by MidsCouple24
I may not support your views or opinions but I do support your right to have them and state them, neither do I insist that you ever agree with any views or opinions I have. (Jed because Sasha does not use this site)
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Quote by cheshpair
And some excellent observations but if you visit other sites all the old faces are there same names etc, they moved for a reason and thats a fact

And another fact is, they haven't cancelled their accounts here either - they still keep coming back. Well, except the banned ones lol
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
i have quite a good list of who can write a good shag and who can talk one so far bolt

You have raised an exccellent point there. Reading a sexy story and getting bad grammar is about as off putting as having sex and getting the him wronghole.
You might want to sort out the bits above before inspector FreckleBird of the spelling and grammer police pops a cap in yo' ass innocent :bolt:
So might you! lol
'Freckledbird' and 'grammar'
the list just got shorter rotflmao:rotflmao:
My 'list' is made up of real people, 100% flesh.
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
i have quite a good list of who can write a good shag and who can talk one so far bolt

You have raised an exccellent point there. Reading a sexy story and getting bad grammar is about as off putting as having sex and getting the him wronghole.
You might want to sort out the bits above before inspector FreckleBird of the spelling and grammer police pops a cap in yo' ass innocent :bolt:
So might you! lol
'Freckledbird' and 'grammar'
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Quote by lovewifey
going away with mrs -like suggestions for hotels and bars to stay and go to in either (want to see her taken and after nany a wine she will be compliant) open to other suggestions but hotel where she likely to be chatted up or bar in area ideal - willing to travel anywhere for right place 1 CHEERS

Does she know your plans? Doesn't quite fit with your profile text, that you've 'given up' on her confused
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Quote by neilinleeds
p.s. Mids? If you're asking what really turns me off, FFS will you stop bolding everything and pick a chuffing colour? Little tip: default font in black's a good one. Your posts are an affront to the eyes before we even get to the words.

:thumbup: I think that's been pointed out to Mids before. His posts used to be in italics too.
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Quote by MidsCouple24
When it comes to swinging, what are yours ? what makes you think "nice profile would love to know more" or "waste of time not worth looking into ?

Profiles that resemble War and Peace.
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

the length of time on site with no SHREP for real meets.

And us wink
And us smile
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