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There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
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Freckledbird
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 56
UK
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Quote by holtonswing
If he could do that then he wouldn't need to be on here, would he?
And if he was any good at licking champagne from a pussy, maybe his wife might be more willing and he wouldn't have any excuse to be on here?
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Quote by bayboy1664
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
Um if us single blokes had an available and willing pussy then we would not need to be on here!
He's not single though.
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Quote by ONEONTHEJOB
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
Maybe you could invite your wife to have champagne licked from her pussy?
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Quote by john60
They say that 3 out of 10 guys will pay for the services of a prostitute at some time .would be great to hear about the experience,was it worth it,how much did it benefits of legalising it in the UK like they have in parts of Europe.
Any ladies paid for sex ?
Your opinions and experiences first!
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Quote by mattabwsi
guessing nobody likes to have fun on here?
Just looked at your profile and it says you are in Cardiff but the text says you are in Bournemouth. Maybe clarify that so that people at least know where you are. To be honest, some people might be put off because the actual initial post is a bit vague anyway. You are quite young; lots of people have lower age limits and there aren't many as young as you on here.
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Quote by celticq
Come Together
(Right now, Over me)
helloooooo, long time no see! Sex God
It's OK folks, James (WarriorMonk AKA Scorpio) has this little rant/debate/discussion every now and then. Has done for years. last one was in September.
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Angelina and Brad. Yummy.
Captain Jack and David Tennant. Ohhhhhhhh yes.
Gerard Butler. Anytime.
Patrick Dempsey, we could play doctors and nurses.
Lawrence Dallaglio. Oh my oh my :twisted:
Captain Jack and David Tennant. Ohhhhhhhh yes.
Gerard Butler. Anytime.
Patrick Dempsey, we could play doctors and nurses.
Lawrence Dallaglio. Oh my oh my :twisted:
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Quote by ip-man
if its too good to be true it is.
dont believe everything you hear.
people in the forum think they are tough hiding behind keyboard but in fact are gutless.
you will get timewasters and dreamers. move on.
if you can keep emotion out of it your a winner.
man pose as couples on cam are always wanking and you never see the woman.
people look much different in person than in pictures.
single guys are the scum of the swinging world and hated by all. understand this and your fine.
no matter what anyone says you are you. do not change anything about yourself to please others.
people in marriage cheat.
never trust anyone with your could end up on someone elses profile or the internet.
only have friends you have met on your friends list.
do not get your hopes up or you will suffer disappointment.
the people you have as friends will be there in the dark times. then you soon find out who your friends really are.
curvy woman are better in and out of bed than skinny ones.
Thread title is 'has being here taught you anything about yourself?' - some of your observations/opinions are about others. Not all accurate either.
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Quote by sandykenuk
anybody know where i can get good cheap vigara or the like ?
Go to your doctor, nobody should tell you on here where you can buy it.
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Quote by BigAsh41
I am a bit confused. I joined swinging heaven at the same time as elsewhere. Four weeks ago.
Score so far:
elsewhere: 3 couples, 3 singles already met and talking to another 3 couples and 2 singles to arrange to meet. I have 5 verifications to prove I am real, not a timewaster and will turn up.
Swinging Heaven: 0 meets, most messages ignored totally, 2 couples responded but still waiting for a call to arrange meet.
I have the same profile, pictures etc
Just a bit gutted a paid for a year on SH.
Anyone else found the same? Must just be different type of people on here?
Nope, not had that problem. But then, I have a little patience.
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Quote by notquiteacougar
I think lots of people on SH secretly are in a relationship and they won't divulge that on here or to people on here
*snip* I am absolutely 100% certain that a lot of GUYS on here are cheaters but you'd never know because they're NOT going to tell you because they never want to get caught.
I am not disagreeing with the opinions expressed on here so far and please don't disect and analyse what I have said, it's merely an opinion.
Not just guys. Women cheat too.
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Quote by Mr-Powers
Think your being abit of a Drama Queen, I mean FFS your flouncing because you think your reputation has been damaged and you will only return if your name can be salvaged...Oh Please,
He already had plans to be away anyway, according to one post in LMU about Broad Street in September (posted much earlier than his flounce or the thread he thinks his character was questioned).
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Quote by tyracer
i have this rule and i dont break it.
1. when in a relationship i inform her of the websites i have a profile on.
2. i tell her it is her choice, if unhappy i will remove the account or hide the profile whatever she prefers.
3. if the profile has to be deleted upon her request i delete it in front of her or show her its been deleted (which ever is possible).
a relationship to me means you do not cheat and you do not seek sex with others unless is something you both know about (i.e. youve both met through a swinging site or background and both want to do it as a couple).
im honest and upfront about it and won't break my if you honestly care about someone you want it to work and it only takes a moment to break a trust.
and you never get that trust back.
So presumably, you have either not been in a relationship since your joining date of 2006, or they have all been aware of your SH account/profile (and any other websites) and didn't require you to delete them. Or they were happy for you to 'hide the profile', whatever that means.
If your past partners have all been agreeable to you keeping this and any other profiles, you have been very lucky.
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Yep, we have lots of friends we've met through SH. Some of them came to our wedding in January 
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There are some people who think I am fluffy in real life. I am not. :mrgreen:
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We were on our way to meet a couple and Trash was asking what I would do if X wanted a snog, amongst other questions. He'd been chatting to his mum on his phone just before this conversation; when we next saw her she was asking what we were talking about. It dawned on me more quickly than Trash and I said it had been a hypothetical, kind of 'indecent proposal' kind of conversation. 
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Bloody hell Flower :shock: - you don't do things by halves do you?
Don't know what to say other than hope you recover quickly from all of it
Don't know what to say other than hope you recover quickly from all of it
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HUGE thanks to Mr & Mrs NWC, we had a brilliant time
Had lots of lovely chats with old and new friends, see you all at the next one.
Had lots of lovely chats with old and new friends, see you all at the next one.
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Quote by boofy
Can anyone explain to me why poeple in the chat room, go on Cam, then switch off the light!!! so all one sees is a black screen!! When I go on Cam I make sure I can be seen by any one else in the room!! Is there something I am missing??
Why don't you ask them?
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Quote by paddy
To remember the 96 football fans who died 23 years ago at Hillsborough.
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Quote by Ste-n-Kez
Ooooooo see you there!
I'll look out for you freckle with a snog waiting
Looking forward to that :twisted:
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Quote by Ste-n-Kez
Right, only one week to go and the list is very, very full, but we can fit another few on, so if you are interested, let me know now before all the places go.
Can we get excited yet NWC :happy::bounce::happy::bounce::happy::bounce::happy::bounce::happy:
Ooooooo see you there!
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Quote by Sarah
Another wedding tomorrow
Best wishes to you both for the future
xxx
Ditto to that xxx
