Any good at plumbing?
If so can you help in the bathroom?
Cheers
Fred
Phhhaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp!
Buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp!
Shats betta!
Hey Carpy ollll fella, lishen, thes boshuls impty, hic,...........
Oh f**k I'M BLINNNNNNNNNDDDDDD!
Oh - ish Ok - the litsh are offf.......
Where is everiiiiwun?
Bugga - gotta find me keysh......
Bluddy lef em in the GFZ - bugga bugga bugga.......
*hic*
Staggers back to GFZ the worse for wear - finds the door locked...
Funny - Don't remember doing that!
Pulls stanley knife from back pocket and cuts plastic over door - AH - that reminds me - must get glaziers to call in morning and fit the safety glass in the door........
Hmmmmmmmmm - new lock eh????????
Grabs screwdriver and whistles drunkenly as he removes lock and drops it in the skip outside. Sees all the cock pics in the skip and thinks fondly of Jags......
GOD - I must be pissed!
Ah well - off to bed - gonna ache like buggery in the morning - and me head won't be much better..........
mmmmmmmmmmm - that new sofa looks inviting........
and there is Fly's old blanket and that manky fur coat there....
That'll do!
Lays down on sofa the next time it goes round him and he can get on.....
Puts foot off sofa on floor to stop the bloody thing spinning.....
Ohhh dear - I don't feel toooo goood!
*snore*
I'll let you in on a secret - she is a pussycat really............
Come here Jags - let me give you a cuddle!
Fred
If it is totally useless it may just turn into a woman!
Fred
Told you it would be worth waiting for when MrFC turned round!
hahahahahahha
We have a SMEG dishwasher - what the hell has that been made with? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dear god, I'm seeing double........
_________________
Precious, precious silver and gold and pearls in oyster's flesh
Drop down we two to serve and pray to love
Born again from the rhythm screaming down from heaven
Ageless, ageless
I'm there, in your arms
I'll tell you what!
I'll bloody lock it!
FFS!
Fred
Right - that's bloody torn it - I've only gone and lost Arti's bloody sheep aint I...
He is gonna be so mad - first Fly turns queer on him and now he is a sheep down......
Sod it - gonna shut up shop here for the night and head over to the BFZ for a bevy or two - I need them........
Wonder if this floor will be dry bty the morning - I just love the way the dirty footprints all over it make it look industrial....
Brown crackle walls and Hi Vis orange floor - strewth - looks like Larry Bowen has been here!
Never mind - sure it will all come right in the morning.........
*Turns off light and closes door*
Shit...
I've lost the bloody sheep....
Here Dolllllyyyy dolllyyyyy dolllyyyyy.
Where the F**K is that bloody animal! I left it in here I'm sure.... :shock:
OMG!
There I was upstairs just finishing off the smooth coat on the walls when I heard a hissing noise downstairs and smelt something acrid.
My first thought was that either the bloody sheep had spontaneousy combusted after having its wooly coat washed out with thinners........
My second thought was DJohn in his drunken stupor had decided to try and smoke the bloody animal for a bet! (My wish was to see him try actually because I wondered what bit he was going to put his lips around to try and draw on it!)
Anyway - I wondered downstairs and the bloody walls are hissing...
THATS RIGHT - HISSING!
It's only the two bloody paints on the wall reacting together and starting to steam.....
It's bloody amazing - there we were with alternating layers of Orange, Green and Orange and now it has gone a crazed type of Brown with differend shading all over.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - the guys are gonna love this when they come in and see it. I am gonna have to open the windows and let the smoke out before I go but the hissing noise is dying down so perhaps it is finished.
However I am now really worried about the poor old Ewe. She is stood in the corner shaking and dripping thinners in a big pool on the floor. I reckon I will be able to help her if I put her in the tumble dryer in the BFZ.
I won't ask the girls - hate to disturb the party until I actually get changed - I'll just sneak round the back to their laundry room and whip the old bugga into the dryer for 10 mins and help her dry out a bit faster.
Back in 10!
Fred
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