Yeah right - you whipped that top off a bit sharpish there girl!
nice puppies! (He is a quick worker that dog!)
Did you know your top is trying to move across the floor under it's own steam? - wierd!
Off to Dorset my lass......
but off to bed first.. - clean up before you leave hun and dont spray any of that blody peach air freshner - this place is just starting to get back to normal.
Nite....
See you all next week....
Where did the bloody dog go - and where did these ferrets come from?
Don't tell Misschief that the dog has gone - she looks quite nice wirth her top off!
Will someone put these bloody ferrets in the cupboard - Alex can sort em out next week!
Took me back to my first time working out of Aberdeen - took me 3 days before I realised we were speaking the same language!!!!!
Fred
*Fred saunters in - checks his flies - realises he has not got his trousers on and begins to wonder where he left them*
Evening all! Just finished getting ready for going away - sorted out the route and pninted it in big bold type for Wilma - you know what these girlies are at navigating.....
Nice smell in here - better than the old peach air freshner we have had for weeks
Do my eyes deceive me or is the top of that pizza jumping?
Fleas? Eh? Oh I see - so long as it is nothing seriously wrong with it I'll have a slice Brumlad.
Has anyone told Misschief that what looks like an old fur rug is shagging her leg?
What is this stuff all over the remote - euuuuwwwwwwwwww! Givve that a wipe will you misschief? - No, on yer fur rug will do. What - The fur rug is leaking?
Pong of a posh bird in here somewhere - after a bit of rough was she? Blimey - you smell a bit strong sarge - did you fancy your chances with her then.......
Did you notice she rustles when she walks? - I thought it was because she was a real toff - turns out she has tied a couple of paper bags to the inside of her knees to make her sound like one - I only know cos she came out the bog with her skirt tucked into her knickers!
Right - couple of cases of beer here - bout time you handed me a cold one with the top off misschief....
Don't worry about next weekend Jags, nobody will care anyway and you will be far too busy to clean up until sunday evening..
Right - oooutch up on the sofa Carpathian I need to take the weight off - BTW nice to see you - what is that notebook for?
FFS misschief - I said top off of the beer....
*opens beer bottle on edge of coffee table and reminds himself not to sit on the table because there seems to be splinters all round the edge - leans to one side and farts*
ARTI - is that those puffin ferrets I can smell?.......
I am in the doo doo no matter what I do now!!!!
Especially when they will both be in the same room with me soon........
*sigh*
I've done it again havn't I?
Fred
(In for a penny - in for a pound - will change it back until Sappho has had a gawp at it!)
Ummmmmmm
Where is my glass?
You seem to have missed me out Jags......
Jags!
Jaaaaagggggggssssss!
I THINK that means I am in trouble....
Just a sneaky suspicion though....
dunno why....
GULP!
Fred (off to change his avatar!)
Talking of sexy voices.......
Many years ago I was on a ship and as we entered Auckland Harbour the voice on the radio was the most sexy, sulty, beautiuful and erotic voice anyone of us had ever heard. I can remember many of us standing their transfixed at the radio.
After we docked one of the other offices said he thought the radio station on its hilltop looked as if it was a beautiful building and deserved a closer look!!!!
Without any encouragement we all piled into a jeep and headed up to the radio station whereupon we were greeted enthusistically and told that it seemed to have been very popular of late...........
We could hear this pure gold voice coming from the radio room and we all nodded enthusistically when asked if we wanted to go and meet the radio operator on duty.
We all piled into the radio room to be greeted by the woman at the end of the radio. This was the seductress that had made us all salivate like starving men at a banquet and kept us all like rabbits in the headlights of a car!
She was 70 years old if she was a day and looked frail and dowdy!
You know how you wished to take back 5 minutes of your life and change its course - this was one of those moments! I wish I had left her her live in my mind - at least there she was the most beautiful woman I had never met!
Fred
Kat - she is definitely getting braver - she just said YES!
:eeek: That is until she sobers up and realises what she has done! :eeek:
Fred
You have far too much spare time and too little to occupy your mind Arti!
FABULOUS!!!!!
Fred
That is AWESOME Arti my good fellow!
Love it!
Fred
Nobody tells me nuffink! - I'm always the last to hear! - sniff! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sorry to hear your news Sappho - hope you get the job - if you really want it of course!
Fred
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A very simple message from a very simple guy:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
:love: :love: I love you Wilma - and I always will. :love: :love:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Fred
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:lol: :lol: Even the street walkers looked down on them for being complete slappers! 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
- sorry promised not to say anything didn't I 
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