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FredFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 58
UK

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Quote by willxx69
I can offer you moral support Fred, but I think it's too late for practical help. You'll just have to take whatever they dish out. The rest of us promise not to enjoy it too much. Actually, who am I kidding? No, we don't. lol
Sappho - do sit down!!! evil They'll be more secrets about Fred in due course. You will just have to be patient! I'll put the kettle on (and yes, I know it doesn't suit me rolleyes )!

And you bloody wonder why I don't show up to be your second???????????
Blimey!
Fred
Some Firewalls have "adaptive learning" - what this means is that they show ports as open or closed for a number of ports until the firewall "learns" that it is being probed - it then returns a stealth message on every port from then on. If you repeat the test it still remembers the lesson and gives you a 100% result.
This is not a true firewall because it identifies - even for a split second - that there is a computer on that address. Now someone knows it is there it gives them a chance to have a go at it or just bring it down through a "denial of service" attack.
I am afraid to say that I do not rate software firewalls as they on on the machine they try to protect. They also are really only packet filters. A true firewall is a seperate box which seperates the machine from the internet and uses "stateful inspection" techniques to look inside every packet that comes thorugh it and not just at the header information which tells it which port and protocol it is on.
I can thoroughly recommend some of the Netgear routers as they have built in stateful inspection firewalls and they seem to be stable and stand up to a lot of punishment.
Hope this has helped again....
Fred
Quote by shireen-steve
I currently have Norton 2003 firewall running!!!!!!! mad

Sorry to say it - but I am not surprised!
Fred
No - what it means is that the systems that are replicating the virus are spoofing the senders email address - so when people send you emails saying you infected them just ignore it. Again this is false authority syndrome kicking into action. If people did a little more research into the virus and its full attributes before they sent out emails saying "You have tried to infect our systems" they would look a lot less stupid.
Personally I have had 16 emails with variants of the virus in - as well as 3 emails saying I have infected other systems when I know it is impossible for that to happen........
So long as you know your system is clean just delete the emails or have a bit of fun at their expense by explaining where there message is flawed...
Hope this helps...
Fred
It is quite obvious what the dream meant Sappho......
You had too many pickled eggs and cheese with the spam fritters and chips last night and you should have drunk only the one bottle of Blue Nun on top of the tree pints of Stout!
Really, some people!
Fred
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For those of you that have the infection there is a cleaner available from Norman:

You do not need to have a licence of their software or the software installed to use the cleaner. It will do the full job of cleaning the virus off your pc. Download and click and away it goes......
Fred
I have just staggered in here and have to say congrats to Gman.
However this stinks like Kats last weeks washing.....
Gretchen.....
THAT has to be a setup......
AND I was not here to witness it....
Shame that!
Ho Hum
Nite all
Fred
XXX for everyone!
F**K!
Who had the camera in our hotel room at the NW Munch? :shock:
And what else did you record? rolleyes
Someone else will start sweating at this point! :twisted: :twisted:
Luvin' it! Luvin' it! Luvin' it! 8)
(A rather pissed!)
Fred
Get the plastic sheets sheets out hun - Dawn is coming over again - Oh and make sure she sits on the plastic chair this time - the stitching is all rotting on the sofa! rolleyes
Fred
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Quote by willxx69
(Fred, pass the hard hat, yellow pages and codpiece......)

Do you really think that is going to be enough this time? :sparring: :kick: smackbottom
Me thinks you are in it up to your neck!
Welcome back to the mens side ...........
Go on Will - kick her! :gagged: Just remembered what happened last time I did that.... confused
Fred
Quote by Dawn_Mids
pmsl ....

She just did it again - hey nissy pickers! rotflmao
Quote by Dawn_Mids
.... no I am not ....

Contradiction or what? :twisted:
So are you - or arn't you Dawn..............
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred
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Quote by facialfran
Not so sure Wilma, remember we do have photographic evidence of Fred, spread eagled, on my bed, and me using that cat o' nine tails on him!!!

Are there any secrets I have left? rolleyes
Between Fran, Dawn & Wilma I am really in the doo doo for wanting to keep anything a secret in here! redface
Stu - keep a tighter rein on that woman of yours - she is getting out of hand! 8) 8)
Bugga! wink :wink:
Fred
You have got to be kidding!!!
Need one with either some Black n nasty tape or silver gaffer tape over the mouth. That might hold em!
Who owns these uppity women anyway? - bout time they took em home with them instead of leaving them round here to annoy us.......
Fred
Kat,
Have you ever watched one of those wildlife programmes and felt you are really in the middle of it. Well - YOU ARE! :eeek:
Ever felt like lunch? confused
Time to go loaded for big game my friend - need a gun carrier? - willing to help - only so much drivel one can take before one has had enough. :twisted: :twisted:
They say a wife is like a gun - Keep 'em long enough and you are gonna want to shoot 'em someday! rolleyes
*Ties bootlaces and bandolier*
Fred
Quote by Sappho
Like multi-tasking is a girl thing.

We don't have to - we learn to prioritise at an early age and leave the easy things long enough so that the women take over and do them anyway!
All my love darling Sappho,
Fred
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(Back off Will!)
Quote by KitKat
*Kat walks bravely out into the forum, safe in the knowledge that Wilma loves him, so no harm could ever befall him*

You bloody fool. I did exactly the same thing 11 years ago and ended up married to her! confused
Will we never learn? rolleyes
Quote by Sappho
He has already tried to lure one delicate female member to her doom.

DELICATE! confused
In here? :shock:
Oh dear - not laughed so much since Kat had a German girlfriend! rolleyes
Quote by KitKat
ps - crap day at work mad :x

Really? Never would have guessed!
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Quote by Sappho
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Nope - feel free hun - ready when you are!
Sod the morse - result!
Fred
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
but if we have any more comments like this then I'm sure I have the evidence somewhere lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

No no no no no!
You win.....
I promise not to tell any more people that you pee on the grass outside peoples houses and that it is only nerves that makes you do it....
OK?
Phew! Think I averted a disaster there! rolleyes
Fred
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Fred and Pain dunno
Pain and Fred :dunno:
Naaaaaah - they just don't quite go together!!!! :dry:

Oh - so now you understand! :shock: So what has been with all the verbal torture for the last 14 years? confused :? :?
If she ever loses her voice the first place we always look is in my ear! lol
Fred
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Quote by gmanxxx
You having a matching one Fred?

I married her - that is enough of a reminder without her giving me more pain in the ass!
*wanders off muttering "whatever next - she will be having her nips pierced with the letters S & H hanging from them - I dunno!"
Coming Dear!
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Quote by rocky horror
it gives a nice ring to the old...' ya can kiss my ass' thought dunnit? biggrin

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Quote by Mark
However, I believe to be certain of it's authenticity someone will have to have a good look and feel, and I'll take this opportunity to step forward... I know I know, but someone's got to do it wave

As site owner I do believe it is your duty to authenticate it Mark. She said "You're on!" wink
Any other takers?
Fred