Only just walked in on this one.....
Robinson Crusoe - still hum the music and loved it....
Zorro? - with his mute servant - I got a zorro sword with chalk in the end and went round the house putting a Z on everything till me mum nicked the chalk when my kid brother got the Z treatment! We lived in Malta at the time so dont know if it was on in the UK at the same time?
Saturday morning Matinee at the cinema - running out as swashbucklers - Swiss Family Robinson anyone?
One from years later..... ISSI NOHO? A bear of some sort got his name from the crate he fell out of:
THIS SIDE UP
USE NO HOOKS
Or was this a dream I had? got me worried now!
It's Friday, It's 5 O'clock and its ...... Wern't the Crankys regulars on this?
Swap shop - GROAN!
Fred
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*staggers into room still wiping sticky stuff off skin with surgical spirit*
Who the F**K gave Wilma a roll of gaffer tape when she has PMS? I am gonna string em up!
Christ - been tied up in the cleaning cupboard for 24 hours - put in there because she knew none of you guys would find me. Bloody Alex patted me on the head a couple of times when she came on duty this morning and never told a soul - where is she?
All I did was say "No it is your arse that makes those jeans look big" in answer to her question. I realise now I should have been paying attention before I said it but there you go - one little innocent comment and I have been trussed up like an Easter Turkey! :shock:
Do you know what really scares the shit out of me? :eeek:
One day she is gonna run out of hormones - the ones she has never been able to manage - and she will go and see a doctor - and he will give her more!
FFS!
:x
I also did not find it funny when Jags came into the cupboard and hung the rubber gloves on pegs she had attached to my ears....
*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh - my legs have just woken up - ah, ah, ah, ah........... :x :x
Who the F**K gave Wilma a roll of gaffer tape when she has PMS? I am gonna string em up!
Christ - been tied up in the cleaning cupboard for 24 hours - put in there because she knew none of you guys would find me. Bloody Alex patted me on the head a couple of times when she came on duty this morning and never told a soul - where is she?
All I did was say "No it is your arse that makes those jeans look big" in answer to her question. I realise now I should have been paying attention before I said it but there you go - one little innocent comment and I have been trussed up like an Easter Turkey! :shock:
Do you know what really scares the shit out of me? :eeek:
One day she is gonna run out of hormones - the ones she has never been able to manage - and she will go and see a doctor - and he will give her more!
FFS!
:x I also did not find it funny when Jags came into the cupboard and hung the rubber gloves on pegs she had attached to my ears....
*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh - my legs have just woken up - ah, ah, ah, ah........... :x :x
I have revived this thread for a number of reasons:
1) To update you on Lady Penelope!
2) To follow up on some postings made in other recent threads by a few people - lucyslovely and Bedhead in particular!
First of all Lady Penelope.....
She did go through all the emails - chatted to a few and has since been meeting a guy - both with their own partners consent - and this weekend they had their first real meet and all went well. Wooohhooooooo!
I still take my hat off to Lady P's partner - he is one cool dude about this and gets big respect off me. I was talking to him today and he said he did not want details but wanted to know she had been treated well and had a good time!
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Secondly really to answer a few questions. Do ads always get crap responses and do single guys need a PR makeover?
I think that if the ad was good and clear there is no need for masses of unwanted messages and as I said in the thread - over 4000 views before we pulled the ad and less than 30 emails - all with exactly what was asked for bar one. So no - single guys don't need a makeover - they need to read, properly, ads that are well written and the right result happens....
Hope this helps some people,
Fred
1) To update you on Lady Penelope!
2) To follow up on some postings made in other recent threads by a few people - lucyslovely and Bedhead in particular!
First of all Lady Penelope.....
She did go through all the emails - chatted to a few and has since been meeting a guy - both with their own partners consent - and this weekend they had their first real meet and all went well. Wooohhooooooo!
I still take my hat off to Lady P's partner - he is one cool dude about this and gets big respect off me. I was talking to him today and he said he did not want details but wanted to know she had been treated well and had a good time!
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Secondly really to answer a few questions. Do ads always get crap responses and do single guys need a PR makeover?
I think that if the ad was good and clear there is no need for masses of unwanted messages and as I said in the thread - over 4000 views before we pulled the ad and less than 30 emails - all with exactly what was asked for bar one. So no - single guys don't need a makeover - they need to read, properly, ads that are well written and the right result happens....
Hope this helps some people,
Fred
At least you recognise it feenix - most people stumble around suffering "False Authority Syndrome" and spouting to all within range once they have worked out how to run a piece of software to clean out a single virus or stumble across a good website! Anyone in IT security doesn't mind, they pick up the pieces and the extra work when it all goes wrong! 
:lol:
Hang in there and always ask questions - no such thing as a stupid question in my book!
Fred
:lol: Hang in there and always ask questions - no such thing as a stupid question in my book!
Fred
Feenix
Changing The Class Identifier is a protection measure against backdoor processes that can be running in a stealth mode and the default should be
Removing run registry keys are because code inside them was suspect because the keys had been changed at some point. There will be less things running on your taskbar in the background now but to me that is not a bad thing! The share to web one is a dangerous one to leave running at the best of times. I think you have cd writing software installed which has a disc detector process running. This has been stopped along with several other processes like a graphics card one and print services one. If everything is running as before then you have no problems.
The good news is - you were not infected!
Fred
Changing The Class Identifier is a protection measure against backdoor processes that can be running in a stealth mode and the default should be
Removing run registry keys are because code inside them was suspect because the keys had been changed at some point. There will be less things running on your taskbar in the background now but to me that is not a bad thing! The share to web one is a dangerous one to leave running at the best of times. I think you have cd writing software installed which has a disc detector process running. This has been stopped along with several other processes like a graphics card one and print services one. If everything is running as before then you have no problems.
The good news is - you were not infected!
Fred
Guys,
It is not that difficult really.
Last night I installed a network card into a machine - installed networking on XP - setup a wireless broadband router on a new connection and had it all up and running inside 30 mins for our friends.
Why we left at 2 in the morning I have no idea!
Go on! - Get a Netgear one! 8)
Fred
It is not that difficult really.
Last night I installed a network card into a machine - installed networking on XP - setup a wireless broadband router on a new connection and had it all up and running inside 30 mins for our friends.
Why we left at 2 in the morning I have no idea!
Go on! - Get a Netgear one! 8)
Fred
Right...
Seems the GFZ is runing smoothly... 8)
Still can't get over the uneasy feeling that something is amiss...
However - having just heard from misschief who seems to be in a feisty mood and spoiling for something I feel that it is only time before I catch up with her..... :twisted:
We are off out for some misschief of our own -
:wink: :wink: - have a good evening you lot - be nice to each other and I will see you all tomorrow.
:69: :69: :69: :69:
Don't forget to clean up before you leave Alex - and don't spray any of that horrid peach air freshner in here please..... 8)
Fred
Seems the GFZ is runing smoothly... 8)
Still can't get over the uneasy feeling that something is amiss...
However - having just heard from misschief who seems to be in a feisty mood and spoiling for something I feel that it is only time before I catch up with her..... :twisted:
We are off out for some misschief of our own -
:wink: :wink: - have a good evening you lot - be nice to each other and I will see you all tomorrow. :69: :69: :69: :69: Don't forget to clean up before you leave Alex - and don't spray any of that horrid peach air freshner in here please..... 8)
Fred
Freeswerve has adopted a policy that email accounts that are not used to send mail for 90 days are suspended! You need to ring them and get it re activated and if you use another company for routing your outbound mail make a mental note to send 1 email every 75 days through the account to keep it alive!
If this is not the problem - sorry - can't help you!
Fred
If this is not the problem - sorry - can't help you!
Fred
Now I am getting scared... :shock:
What IS Alex up to???????
She has become so compliant today - has someone drugged her - has someone made her smile today - does anyone know where all the other girlies are.....
This don't seem right fellas - I think the game is afoot! :?:
Oh go on then - just one more beer hun - but must stop there - need my wits about me later! :wink:
Sarge - sort out the watch duty rosta will you - think the girlies may be planning an early attack this weekend.
Brumlad - put this chain round alex's ankle just in case....
What IS she getting so excited about :shock: Blimey!
Fred
What IS Alex up to???????
She has become so compliant today - has someone drugged her - has someone made her smile today - does anyone know where all the other girlies are.....
This don't seem right fellas - I think the game is afoot! :?:
Oh go on then - just one more beer hun - but must stop there - need my wits about me later!
:wink: Sarge - sort out the watch duty rosta will you - think the girlies may be planning an early attack this weekend.
Brumlad - put this chain round alex's ankle just in case....
What IS she getting so excited about :shock: Blimey!
Fred
Ummmmmmm... Chocolate sauce... eh?
Sorry - those new uniforms are sooooooo distracting!
No Alex, don't do that - it tickles....
I have been sat here for 15 minutes without a beer and my last one had a paper doilie stuck to the bottom - what is wrong with beer rings on the coffee table anyway.
Move a bit lower Alex..
No - not for enjoyment - just can't see the telly over your beehive. It must be Friday - you have been to the hairdresser again!
Sorry - those new uniforms are sooooooo distracting!
No Alex, don't do that - it tickles....
I have been sat here for 15 minutes without a beer and my last one had a paper doilie stuck to the bottom - what is wrong with beer rings on the coffee table anyway.
Move a bit lower Alex..
No - not for enjoyment - just can't see the telly over your beehive. It must be Friday - you have been to the hairdresser again!
Quote by brumlad
Puts feet up onto table, lies back, and opens bottle of beer....cheers
I am confused....
The beer should be open when it is handed to you Brumlad. I would complain to Kat about the training standards again...
OI! I have been here 10 mins and still not got a beer in my hand!
FFS!
Call this 4 star Kat?
Quote by Alexandra
Kat
I've just popped in to apologise for my appalling behaviour in here last week. So 've brough a bottle of Glenfiddich and baked a big gooey chocolate cake.
Can I plump up your cushions for you? Here - have this footstool.
I've just been out to Dixons to buy a spare remote - where shall I put it?
OK - I'll sneak out now - but shhhhhh! don't tell the girls about this.
Well I won't tell if you don't Alex.
Nice cake hun... I don't mean to sound surprised, just grateful!
Hmmmmmm? - no sorry - don't have plates in here - that is why we bought you girlies a new hoover - and they look so untidy when stacked all over the place when dirty....
We do have some standards you know....
Anyone fancy a slice of this pizza coz it is starting to annoy me - taking up a whole space on the sofa it is.... No? Alex - be a darling and throw this in the corner will you...
So what we gonna discuss this weekend. Kat me and Brumlad have been talking firewalls - whose got the biggest and fastest and all that baloney....... Don't laugh when Kat tells you what he has please - we really upset him earlier...
Fred
Quote by brumlad
The most depressing thought of it all Mark, is that these :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: eventually get offered a job by top software houses as security consultants earning serious money
Never in my experience Brumlad - though I do know some organisations that ask less questions than others...........
But I have to agree with you Mark they will always find ways to justify what they do - i.e. I wrote the virus to expose a vulnerability in Microsoft xxxxxxxxxx. How about just telling them like the rest of the IT security world?
:? :? The only pleasure I get is that knowing how much damage some of their little toys cause they cannot open their gobs and crow about it to anyone for fear of the consequences - I'll bet that just makes them seethe!
Blimey Brumlad - are you hacking my PM's?????? :shock:
This is almost word for word what I have just said to someone else.........
One slight difference though - the DG834 has more firewall capability that the DG814 but was not around when I bought my 814.....
And no - I do not have shares in Netgear or work for them!
I know - I'll get my anorak as well..........
Where we drinking Brumlad down at the old "Netbios & Novell IPX" or should we try the new snazzy "VPN & Blowfish" wine bar.
Alright - stop shouting Jags - we're going.......
Fred
This is almost word for word what I have just said to someone else.........
One slight difference though - the DG834 has more firewall capability that the DG814 but was not around when I bought my 814.....
And no - I do not have shares in Netgear or work for them!
I know - I'll get my anorak as well..........
Where we drinking Brumlad down at the old "Netbios & Novell IPX" or should we try the new snazzy "VPN & Blowfish" wine bar.
Alright - stop shouting Jags - we're going.......
Fred
There, There, Sappho! :therethere:
No! THERE! THERE!
That's better......
Excuse me a minute Sappho... :hunk:
"GO ON WILL! - YOUR DOING GREAT MY FRIEND!"
"GMAN - GO FOR HIS LEFT - IT'S HIS WEAK SIDE" :duel:
"WILL - HE SAID YOU LOOKED POOFY IN THOSE TIGHTS AND FRILLS!" :duel:
That should kreep tham going for at least a couple of hours..
Now where was I - Oh sorry Kat - no problems, I'll wait my turn again... I'll just start at the other end and we will meet somewhere in the middle..
hwoar:
I may be gone some time... :smitten:
Fred
XXX
No! THERE! THERE!
That's better......
Excuse me a minute Sappho... :hunk:
"GO ON WILL! - YOUR DOING GREAT MY FRIEND!"
"GMAN - GO FOR HIS LEFT - IT'S HIS WEAK SIDE" :duel:
"WILL - HE SAID YOU LOOKED POOFY IN THOSE TIGHTS AND FRILLS!" :duel:
That should kreep tham going for at least a couple of hours..
Now where was I - Oh sorry Kat - no problems, I'll wait my turn again... I'll just start at the other end and we will meet somewhere in the middle..
hwoar: I may be gone some time... :smitten:
Fred
XXX
ops: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Haha
*sigh*
I'm all laughed out now.......
What am I going to do to amuse myself for the rest of the day?
"I'm gonna scweam and scweam until I'm sick!"
Anymore for anymore - I can take it!!!!!! :shock:
Bring it on! :twisted:
Fred
P.S. - Fran & Stu you are excused from contributing any more to this thread - you know far too much! :lol:
Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Haha
*sigh*
I'm all laughed out now.......
What am I going to do to amuse myself for the rest of the day?
"I'm gonna scweam and scweam until I'm sick!"
Anymore for anymore - I can take it!!!!!! :shock:
Bring it on! :twisted:
Fred
P.S. - Fran & Stu you are excused from contributing any more to this thread - you know far too much!
:lol: Quote by MISSCHIEF
The thought of Fred and the Sarge muttering away about women drivers whilst being sped about in a shopping trolley - excellent!
Dya know - the more I see of this the more I smell a rat or even a little chick!
Your just trying to bait me Misschief - ain't ya?
:wink: We all know once she turned the first corner she would be lost and we would all end up walking home - again!
:x Fred
