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FredFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 58
UK

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Fred saunters in after a hard days work....
I see Kit is duty girlie tonight - be a good girl and fetch me a beer hun - Oh - and take the top off this time please - I was not impressed at having to open it on the edge of the coffee table last week - I got splinters in my heels when I put my feet on the table.... sad
What was that - you are trying to hold Will down - Oh really - a dare! Just a minute I will have a look..... smile :) biggrin :D lol :lol: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Top 10 eh Will? confused
Hard to resist that one - boy are you in trouble - DOUBLE DARE! :twisted: :twisted:
Hi Bikerguy - long time no see - glad to have you back - been far too many girlies in here recently.... 8)
Who put these bloody paper doilies on the table - my beer bottle keeps sticking to them! mad
Right - who sorted out what we are watching this weekend then - what sport is on?
Where was I .... :?:
Oh yes, I would think Sappho is somewhere in your top ten Will - about 6 or 7 on the list would you say?
And where is Wilma - or does she not make the top 10? I see - well you can explain it to her then - she will be gutted. :lol:
*Settles back in comfy chair to watch ensuing struggle!*
Right....
I have given this some thought and have spoke to Mozzerella - The guy who did the wonderful picture of Sappho featured in the WI Calendar.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/humour/wi/
We have been speaking in private for a while now and in a recent message he said:
Perhaps any members who want to be on the WI calander could submit photos and we'll pick twelve or however many to develop as 'paintings' (they're actually digital drawings), for inclusion in the calander. My original idea was to satisfy my sexual curiousity and draw eroticism from life. This is also possibly an option. Anyhow - my services are free and quality prints can be purchased etc. My friends will have no knowledge of this nor will my enemies as part of the beauty in all this is to produce annonymous erotic art through such intriguing channels as Swingers Heaven.

So........
How about we get together 12 pictures and send em to Mozzerella and he turns them into digital works of art and then Mark can feature them on the site or we could use them in our online WI calendar.
I do not know how many people would have a Swinging Heaven Calenday in their kitchen - takes some explaining to mum when she visits - but if it was a subtle one with maybe just a logo I know we would buy one! However I realistically do not think we could have a production run of 100 - 12 page full colour calendars at each! rotflmao
Thoughts?
Fred
I have three different bottles from my travels: Becherovka, Slivovice and Aquavit - all great for drinking games - does that get me a seat at the table?
Go on Sappho - try that one! :twisted: :twisted:
Fred
Who the hell got Ronnie Corbetts old joke book out? mad :x
Enough! :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'll tell you what you want to know...... rolleyes
I can't take any more..... confused
Sorry Sarge - they bad joked it out of me - the enemy know our plans! redface
Fred
Captive in the bad joke thread!
Quote by bluexxx
Mal's ad for horny fun has well and truly been hijaked - he'll go mad when he finds out :mrgreen:

:shock: Was he REALLY expecting it to stay serious and get results? :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*bends down and retrieves object from floor - discovers it is a dummy - now who could this belong to? - looks aroud - cannot see anyone - shrugs shoulders - places dummy on table and walks off to make tea whistling "Invisible" by Alison Moyet!*
Quote by Jags
I HATE being invisible

Who said that? :twisted: :twisted:
Awwww Jags - I was kidding hun - come back - PLEASE? wink :wink: