Just a quick thank you to Lady Penelopefor sending this to us. We only modified it a bit to make it work on here.
Hope people don't think we are a double act! Sorry if the funny postings are getting too much - perhaps we should have 1 thread which is a joke thread and people just add all jokes and funnies to it?
Fred
... had it's uses in sexual ...
Harry,
I'll add a bit more if it helps people.......
Its destructivity is low and it has a payload which exploits possible backdoor/update functionality. It's size is 15872 bytes. It will stop functioning January 28th 2004. When the worm is first executed, it checks whether the date is Jan 28th 2004 or later. If so, it quits and does nothing.
It copies itself to the Windows System directory under the name , and registers itself in the registry so that it is run from startup. If the worm is started normally it will now run the calculator program as camouflage.
The worm looks for email addresses in files that it finds in the local system and spoofs sender address.
There are 3 registry keys added and the worm sets up a thread on port 6777, listening for incoming connections. It is likely that this is a part of some update functionality.
There is a long list of 36 web addresses in the worm body and the worm will attempt to contact these sites with parameters describing port number it listens to and the user ID (which is a random string). However the list refers to php scripts which are not present at any of the sites in the list.
Fred
... the McDonalds Milkshake, which until ....
Then, in a flash, it ....
... found the plaits in her ...
..scratch and sniff postcards. Waltzing....
... he pushed the ten bob ....
... her moustache with the back ...
To My Darling Wilma,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbours will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching TV - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??
Love, Your Hubby, Fred
... Long haired lover from Liverpool ....
.... with a portable gas torch ....
... the inside of her thighs ...
Wilma still plays it when she is doing the housework - dunno what you are ashamed about! :shock: :shock: :shock:
ops: I think the mere thought of Blue now is inducing a twitch in me 
:x 
:roll: 
