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16 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
Get 'em out then. :twisted:

Mind you don't sprain your wrist mate!
:doh:
Fred

16 Jan 2004

OY!
The bloody beer fridge is empty! mad

:x
Wot sort of a place has this become Kat? Can't you get these wenches sorted out? :shock:
Where the hell is Dawn and her giggle - God I miss that woman! wink

*wanders off shouting "DAWN!"*

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16 Jan 2004

Quote by Jags
Not seen anything of FRC these days - you know where she is?? Miss her...

Gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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16 Jan 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Tikka - do you reckon that would fit in my handbag???

I know it would! That is not a handbag - it is a hernia on a strap! rolleyes

You thought she was joking Tikka! confused

Fred

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15 Jan 2004

Ahem!
Are you advertising for either sex to get in touch? - If not you could be calling down a firestorm of biblical proportions here and you need to change your wording quickly! confused

Welcome! Hope you last the course! :shock:
*Fred wanders off wondering why so many new ones last such a short time in here when bluexxx is around!*
Fred

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15 Jan 2004

Are you "THE" Mozzerella - the artist?
Painter of our Sappho, and contributor to the SHWI Calendar pic for February?
If so - take a bow!
worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
and Welcome!
Fred

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15 Jan 2004

Quote by KitKat
Does that mean that you didn't really try one at all????

Ok! Ok! How about I tried to try one? :shock:
Bit pedantic about your semantics today? :? lol

:lol: :lol:
Fred
XXX

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15 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
Im a drummer lol, but unfortunately I moved out of Cheshire 11 years ago!!

I can give you a reference for her rhythm but unfortunately not her drumming skills! redface

ops:
What a sense of Rhythm though! :twisted:

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15 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
I have to admit, I'm becomming addicted to this place.

We never noticed! :twisted: Are you locked in here when we all leave at night? lol

Fred

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15 Jan 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh aren't they? - shows how fit I am, don't even drink sports drinks let alone visit a gym! lol

I tried one once but could not get the top off so cannot tell you if they are still or sparkling! surprised

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15 Jan 2004

Want custard with that Steve? lol

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15 Jan 2004

Sorry hun! redface

mwah mwah mwah!
Will make it up to you.... promise!
Fred
XXX

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14 Jan 2004

I'll go find her!
"Yoohoooooooo - Kit honey - where are you?"

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14 Jan 2004

Quote by Just Another Guy
Fred was right, waaaaaay back on Page 1 of this increasingly bizarre discussion: Cheryl Baker is a hottie.

:shock: There is someone else who digs "ma honey"! :shock:
Ooooeeeeerrrrrrrr!
So I am not THAT bizarre then? - Phew! redface

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14 Jan 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Ah, sorry to tell you this but I think Ina was just in it for a cheap thrill and a bit of dirty talk on the phone :grin:

I still think he rang the number but will not fess up! lol

:lol:

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14 Jan 2004

Dorset_Male.....
Welcome!
Jump in, the water is lovely! 8)
If you see Wilma - or Fran - or Dawn - ignore them!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Fred

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14 Jan 2004

I am NEVER going to buy a computer in one of those shops EVER!
Don't even joke about it - that is real uurrrrgggghhhhh!
"sticky keys sir?" rolleyes

bleeccccchhhhhh!

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14 Jan 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
But my all time fav has to be the suave and sophisticated Fred Flintstone :inlove: (but I would be thinking of Betty Rubble too!!)

:shock:
I'll bet the bloody phone bill has arrived and she is waiting for the right moment to show me it? mad

Wot you after hun? rolleyes

Fred

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14 Jan 2004

Not that kind of entertainment hun! rolleyes

But feel free to bring the rabbit.... :twisted:
Oh - and wear what you had on in your Avatar pic - mmmmmmmmm. 8)
Fred
XXX

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14 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
You just had to slip that one in there didn't you, is she your secret fantasy???

I just had the worst case of the shudders I have ever had in my life!
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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14 Jan 2004

Sssshhhhhhhh!
No - you got me wrong hun......
After I saw your Avatar I thought about you for the entertainment - phwwwooaaaaaarrrrr! :twisted: :twisted:
Blimey - bit touchy today!
Fred
XXX
(Did I just open mouth and change feet?)

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14 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
... and I love a man in leather trousers.... do you have a pair?????

Nope! - Soon get some though! :twisted:
Fred
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14 Jan 2004

The first person to mention Dot Cotton and I will lock this thread and run from the room screaming! mad

:x :x
Fred

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14 Jan 2004

The GFZ is the Girl Free Zone - One of Kats whims before he went off to learn German. wink

It was a nice room that the girlies were allowed in to clean and tidy up occasionally - oh, and for entertainment purposes..... :twisted:
If I find the door to it I will show you the way..... 8)
Fred
XXXX

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14 Jan 2004

Quote by Mark
Oh come on Steve, you must watch more CBeebies, you really must!

I watched it yesterday whilst babysitting someones littluns - WOW! The true path to enlightenment has been shown to me! :shock:
Think I am gonna have a test just to make sure the snip has not reversed - the thought of going back to kids TV and stupid tapes in the car fills me with dread! rolleyes

The nappies and sleepless nights are easy compaired to the drip drip of drivel TV! confused

Will someone please tell me what the hell Tubby Tustard was all about? rotflmao

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14 Jan 2004

You missed one out MFMF - the good old 4some!
I'd vote for that at the moment!
Fred

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14 Jan 2004

Wilma will be gutted Stu - Second place to Daphne!
Fran - how old did you say you were? lol

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14 Jan 2004

No, we did not Sgt Bilko - but we think we did spot old Lord Lucan riding Shergar and Robert Maxwell wiping his deck shoes on Sapphos skirts!
Steve - where does one sign up for this course? - sounds exciting! :twisted:
Alex - Love the avatar hun - very brave - but very nice! mmmmmmm
Fred

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14 Jan 2004

Bugga - Just as we were getting comfy someone goes and spoils it! confused

Better cancel the order for the Lether suite and widescreen Telly now. rolleyes

Alex - wot a darling you are - when the Sky guy turns up could you point him in the direction of the GFZ - nobody will find us in there. Feel free to come and join us as well hun! wink

DJohn - grab the beer and the travel kettle...
See you all later...
*Fred muses to himself - wonder if it is to late to change the Sky order to drop the Sports channels and include all the "Tug TV" channels - just in case Alex does not follow us to the GFZ*
Must remember to ask Sappho how she plaits her pubic hair - it was very neat and cute in a quirky kinda way!

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14 Jan 2004

Alex,
You are an absolute darling....
Strawberries would be fine please love - the thought of dipping them in and sucking the juices off is just so appealing...... :twisted: :twisted:
Can you pick up one of them digiboxes - 5 channels of tripe ain't enough, need some proper daytime TV....
A pack of cards....
We can't decide on Monopoly or Cluedo so please pick your choice up....
Oh - and some AA batteries for Sappho - think her rabbit is running low. (Bit of a confession here, we keep running the travel kettle off her rabbit, so it is not all her fault! redface

)
We must take care of our protector after all... We keep massaging her feet and her legs to keep the circulation going, but she keeps making those funny mewing noises when we get to the top of her thighs on the inside... confused

Fred

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