Cheryl Baker!
ops: OMG - did I really say that? :shock:
Why? - I have absolutely no idea - she just "dings my bell" as a complete package....
: Pass me my medication nurse!
Fred
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Quote by Sappho
Another contender for the title of forum bard!
Oh shit! Here we go again! - Any minute now and Will will be in with ruffles and pink tights again....
Beginning to think you have a thing about Will in this garb Sappho darling...
Is there summat you are not telling us? :shock:
Fred
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*whispers to DJohn*
"Have you got a lighter or a small torch?":
There is something buzzing near my left ear and it is not the telly. Secondly I cannot find where to put this damned plug for the telly and finally the last time I tried to open the bottle of beer I think I may have caught Sappho in a delicate spot - she difinitely jumped!
Remind Steve the next time he comes in to bring us a bottle opener or bottles of champagne - now they would make her eyes water! :twisted: :twisted:
This is so cosy - think I may go off and explore by touch!
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Fred
"Have you got a lighter or a small torch?"
: There is something buzzing near my left ear and it is not the telly. Secondly I cannot find where to put this damned plug for the telly and finally the last time I tried to open the bottle of beer I think I may have caught Sappho in a delicate spot - she difinitely jumped!
Remind Steve the next time he comes in to bring us a bottle opener or bottles of champagne - now they would make her eyes water! :twisted: :twisted:
This is so cosy - think I may go off and explore by touch!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fred
Quote by harry0
Err Sarge,
I think the figure of 55 on line at any one time needs to be updated. It is not uncommon these days to have between 70 and 90 on line in the chatroom. Now the screen messages move so fast that by the time you reply to anyone their message is already off the screen.
*Whispers to Harry - think they are talking about 55 online in the forum not the chat room!*
Quote by Fun365
Is a 'cheap skate' different to a cheap 'cod' or Haddock' .... or am I just confused as I don't understand fishing?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: A fishing thread - I wondered what the smell was - just thought it was Wilma in here!
Did I just open mouth and change feet again?
You ain't gonna get me in the shit again are you Bassdude? :shock:
I seem to remember you trying to help me before mate! :twisted:
Thanks for putting the thread back on the original track.
Should we split the thread into my original one and the debate on dogging?
If so let me know and I will split it out......
Regards
Fred
I seem to remember you trying to help me before mate! :twisted:
Thanks for putting the thread back on the original track.
Should we split the thread into my original one and the debate on dogging?
If so let me know and I will split it out......
Regards
Fred
Just to say the page has been updated a little......
Someone commented that they wanted a back button to make it easier to navigate.....
Thre were also a few too many pics and the page loaded a bit slow so removed a few :cry: - should load faster now.
Thanks Mark!
:worship: :worship: He is worth his weight in gold....
Well Coco-pops really but it makes him feel better!
Someone commented that they wanted a back button to make it easier to navigate.....
Thre were also a few too many pics and the page loaded a bit slow so removed a few :cry: - should load faster now.
Thanks Mark!
:worship: :worship: He is worth his weight in gold....Well Coco-pops really but it makes him feel better!
Quote by ScotsCpl
Cheating by its very nature hurts someone, whether it be sexual or otherwise.
Absolutely.....
One other question....
When you go dogging do you have any sexual contact at all - touching, oral, penetrative sex?
If so then you have the risk of being infected with any one of the STI's. Swinging carries the same risk - but at least the partners know about the risks and are therefore vigilant about symptoms that are associated with those STI's.
If you think it is not possible to contract STI's from oral sex or touching alone - you are wrong!
If you do not have sexual contact then you are not putting your partner at risk fron the physical sides of damage at least!
Quote by Sappho
Oh, and please don't get the wrong idea about me - I only keep gentlemen in sexual slavery at their particular request
So how come you took my pink fluffy handcuffs off last week and as soon as the munch was over you crept back in and put them on again whilst I was asleep? - Is this a conspiracy to keep me enslaved for pleasure?
I am not complaining you understand
- just need to know! :shock: Fred
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Cristo - leave now, before it is too late.......
Quote by Cutechick
Can I take it from the above, that people like yourself Fran, actually frown upon the couples who go out dogging, rather than making arrangements to meet with a supposedly single guy?
I don't think the subject of dogging was ever mentioned......
I accept that they are 2 completely different activities that attract 2 different sets of people and some people are attracted to both activities. Personally we have no attraction to dogging for a number of reasons but it does not mean we frown on it - each to their own we say.
So I don't think this is a valid point unless the point was made to either bait the arguement or to widen the arguement - personally I do not want to see the debate widenened beyond my original question.
Quote by Cutechick
Do you think for one minute that all wives are loving, caring passionate fem fatales? They aren't. This doesn't mean their husbands would want to live without them, just that they do not satisfy their husband's sexual needs. Hence, they go dogging for sexual release. Nothing more - no long drawn out affairs which may get out of hand. Just sex between consenting adults.
Believe it or not, some couple can and do lead very happy lives together, but just do not 'gel' sexually. Wife has low sex drive, partner has high. They match in every other aspect of their life together but this one. Sexual release for the man is essential, both for him and the marriage in general terms.
Why the assumption that it is the men who have high sex drives and the women who have low ones? I cannot believe that all men who go dogging are there just because they have a high sex drive and their wife has a low one. As for Fem Fatales - I cannot believe the men are all Roger Moore lookalikes either!
Quote by Cutechick
Is it any different than a game of darts at the local without the wife for a bit of fun?
Sorry! - There is an absolute fundamental difference between the two!
Man walks out the door and says "Off for a game of darts dear!" or walks out the door and says "Off Dogging dear, back at 11 O'clock!" - The difference is the latter is rarely said and therefore he lies within the confines of his relationship. Why? - Because he knows that to tell the truth could well cause a breakdown in the relationship. A wife catching her husband playing darts very rarely ever left him because of it - unless he was playing darts with his dogging friends!
(I suppose the only similarity is that in both circumstances there are a lot of pricks around!
- JOKE!)I accept that they will always be some men who go dogging who do so with the knowledge of their partner - I am not talking about those guys - or even the singles....
Quote by Cutechick
Sexual release for the man is essential, both for him and the marriage in general terms.
Sorry? - I would expect to see this in a 19th century medical textbook but would doubt if it is a common belief now......
There are also the words "masturbation", "restraint" and "Relate" which could be thrown in here as part of the arguement but again think this would divert the thread - Why not start another thread to debate the differences between swinging and dogging?
Whilst you make some valid points cutechick I am sorry to say I disagree with them. However this is nothing personal but a Forum where we can express our views openly. Well done for getting involved and jumping in the deep end with your first post.... very brave! 8)
Welcome to the forum!
Fred
We have done something similar for a single fem friend of ours - helped her with the ads - a 4 way meeting with us their as a safety net for her - It makes her feel less intimidated but can make the person on their own feel a little intimidated.....
But then it is a safety first issue.
I am sure that you could get a couple from this site who is near you to meet you first and then help you with you vetting and to give you safety! Or they could even just be on the end of the phone for you on the night so you can ring them and tell them you are safe and you will call them at xxx time in front of the person you are meeting so they know you have arranged to call them later.....
Good luck & have fun
Fred
But then it is a safety first issue.
I am sure that you could get a couple from this site who is near you to meet you first and then help you with you vetting and to give you safety!
Or they could even just be on the end of the phone for you on the night so you can ring them and tell them you are safe and you will call them at xxx time in front of the person you are meeting so they know you have arranged to call them later.....Good luck & have fun
Fred
Quote by harry0
There's nothing wrong with a naughty schoolgirls/schoolboys party at all, provided that all the participants are of a legal age. I went to such a party last year organised by a Swinging Heaven member and his wife. It was one of the best parties I have attended and great fun was had by all. I still remember the bursting blouses and the micro mini dresses. Wow. Being the senior member there, age wise, I went as a headmaster complete with mortar board, gown and cane. The latter got eyeballed more than me, but I must admit I had a delightful time with a gorgeous blonde.
I seem to remember that one Harry..............
What a night......... 8) And I still have the photos for when the Alzheimers sets in :shock:
I still smile at the thought.......
And you did look every inch the part as headmaster Harry! Shame about your conker skills!
Fancy losing to the girlies! hahahahahahaGet well soon Harry.
Fred
Guys,
Found a website today which baffled me.....
Quoted from the home page....
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My first thought was it was a wind up - further looking revealed it was not!
Questions......
Is it just my personal feelings and morals that makes me think that swinging and cheating should not be discussed in the same sentence - because for me they are a quantum leap apart in terms of what they represent?
Am I just taking the moral high ground on this?
Would any serious professional sign up to provide such a service for a fee and place their professional position in some jeopardy?
Would love to hear what others think about it....
Fred
Found a website today which baffled me.....
Quoted from the home page....
..... is a dating website where you can find swingers and an extramarital affair. 1000's of wives and husbands are online now looking for an affair and swinging partners. If you are married but looking for an extra-marital affair you can find one here. simply post your married profile and wait for the responses. 1000's of married personals ads. are you a philanderer? are you a swinger? are you a cheater? enter the chat room to talk with wives and husbands looking for affairs and swinging couples. maybe you have you a loving marriage but just want to add some spice?
NEW! Alibi Service NEW!
Wouldn't it be great if you could have an alibi, to cover up your infidelities whenever you needed one? This service is aimed primarily at cheating spouses who need an excuse to get away from home for a day or two, or explain away a lost night after an unplanned indiscretion. For details of this service, please send an email with your requirements to
We are going to need dozens of freelancers - doctors, journalists and actors etc. To make this service work, we will need authoritative comunity figures to come forward to sign up their services when they are required. All freelancers will be hansomely paid for their services. To register, please send an email with your details to
My first thought was it was a wind up - further looking revealed it was not!
Questions......
Is it just my personal feelings and morals that makes me think that swinging and cheating should not be discussed in the same sentence - because for me they are a quantum leap apart in terms of what they represent?
Am I just taking the moral high ground on this?
Would any serious professional sign up to provide such a service for a fee and place their professional position in some jeopardy?
Would love to hear what others think about it....
Fred
Quote by Sappho
Sappho fiddles with Fred's handcuffs
Is that all you gonna fiddle with hun? Damn! Suppose it will have to do for now!
Quote by Sappho
Thank you for that Wilma, it's lovely! :rose: (but if you'd like to show me I wouldn't mind at all!)
Yeeeeehaaaa - Baggsy I get to take the pics - I feel a picture for one of the months of the calendar coming on here! :twisted: :twisted:
Fred
Quote by willxx69
FRED!!!! Get your 'second' outfit on, and bring those sabres. We're off again!!
Only if you promise not to wear those bloody ruffles and tights again! Sorry but can never concentrate on my duties when I am rolling around on the floor and it is so undignified with my arse hanging out of my pink nightie!
Sappho - be a darling - take these pink fluffy handcuffs off me so I can help Will please....
Steve - grab the First Aid Kit - I think she is in Oxfordshire somewhere - we can always rely on her to revive anyone with one of those kisses of hers! :roll: :roll:
Can someone cast the runes please and give me the odds on this one, and whose turn is it to run the book? :twisted:
"Coming Will!"
Fred
Quote by mattmoleman
So what will Wilma be wearing tommorrow at the munch? Dare I say very little? :twisted:
Ummmmmmmm - see through blouse - nice undies - short suede skirt and satin knee length buckle boots and stockings........
Jeez! - I cannot wait til tomorrow - I'll be right back! :twisted:
Fred
P.S. Nag her and I am sure she will bring her thight high boots in the pics along as well!
Quote by facialfran
Rule 1: Fran is always right, 2. If Fran is wrong refer to rule1.
Such a questioning of her muiscal prowess when it comes to two bit american "rock" groups can have a devastating effect on a girl..and I like to keep her happy.
She was right and it needs to acknowledged.
All of the above should be read with tongue lodged firmly in cheek...and knowing Fred it will probably be his lodged firmly in Fran's (which ones...who knows..she'll take both!!!).
Stu, of the "Fran and..... variety"!!!!!
I fully acknowledge that the lady is right
:worship: - I fully expect her to punish me in full this weekend for my insolence and cheek and look forwards to it with some relish. Tougues in cheeks - hhhhmmmmmm - hope that is not all....Fran :worship: forgive me pleaaasssseeeeee!
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