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9 Jan 2004

Quote by Jags
I'm undercover - can't see Doberman - can see much from this position in fact. Are you sure I'm meant to be on my knees???size]]

Hold it right there Jags! - bit of a squeeze in here - may brush past you when I move - also feels a bit hot in here - mind if I take some clothes off?
(Must remember to thank someone for getting this particular stag duty - someone is watching over me)
*radio crackles into life* "this is one - is that two?" "no, this is another one, are you one two?"

9 Jan 2004

Guys!
You are all too kind! redface

redface

surprised

ops:
Mal - you got a pm - 1 beer! hahahahaha
Blissed and mattmoleman - the love swing is fabulous! I really mean it! It feels different for both of us and the exercise does us both good after the Xmas festivities. Wilma sometimes complains when she has been in the swing for more than 3 hours though! :twisted: rotflmao

rotflmao

The possibilities for multiples of people will be explored at the next party because it just begs to be tried! rolleyes

rolleyes

Beginning to think Bedrock Graphics should be a trademark but at the rate I get paid for web pages in terms of sexual favours I have no idea of the true value of such a trademark these days! confused

confused

Kat - thank you for the grudging recognition - I know how much it pained you to even say that! Bit worried about the reference to the bubble pic though (GULP!) :shock:
kutekittykruiser - you have a PM wink

wink

bluexxx and busybloke - to be honest it is really quite simple to do something like these pages if you have the idea - images - text and photos. It is only a table layout - if you are interested in seeing how simple it really is click on "view" and "source" in IE. It may seem daunting but a lot of the coding is just layout and styles etc. The only fancy bit is the orgasm simulator but that was just ripped off from an email I got some time ago and thought "that will come in handy!" :oops: :oops:
I have a template from Mark which I use to make his life easier and it seems to work every time. 8)
Thanks everyone - glad to hear the pages are well received....
Step up the next one please!
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Quote by bluexxx
At least you didn't ring her :twisted:

How can you be so sure bluexxx - he may well have done, but is toooooo embarrassed to say!

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Jan 2004

Quote by facialfran
you just wait till I get my hands on you Fred!!!

Yeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaa
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Bring it on baby! wink

wink

Fred
XXXXXXX

9 Jan 2004

Quote by Andy_Wakefield
so you either both owe each other one (if I get to refree and be a tag team partner. lol) or you can call it a draw.

Sod the draw - will settle the debt! Yeeehhaaaaaaaa! :twisted: :twisted:
Step into my office Fran...... xxxxxx - sexual harrassment? I bloody hope it is :shock:
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Having done the new web page for Fran & stu....
Jerry Swinger
....Wilma has been nagging me to update the pics on our own page. So I have toiled away with camera and keyboard and have finally come up with a new web page. Much of the text is the same but nearly all the pics of Wilma are new. (Before you ask - when taking the pics there was a certain amount of hardware involved! redface

redface

)
Meet the Flintstones
Let me know what you think - all constructive criticism gratefully received! 8)
Now - just need another challenge - how about a web page for a single male? It has to be themed - and has to be a cracking idea and then I will help someone build it, and I know if it is as good as old Jerry Swinger Mark will be more than pleased to host it for you...... smile

smile

How about Joe90 - remember him? That must be a classic one! lol

lol

Fred

9 Jan 2004

Right - well that has cleared one thing up then. I found the file and it was called Jerry Springer. Then Fran told me it was someone different and I thought I had blown it - now it seems it is a song about old Jerry!
So will have to stay as it is for now - unless someone sends me a midi or wav file of the music to the Jerry Swinger (Springer) show. wink

wink

(Wonder how many people spotted the deliberate name change?) confused

confused

Payment in the usual way Fran? 8) Thought I was cracking up there!
Cheers everyone.....
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Quote by Juliane
I found a game that seemed to work very, very well. (a sexy, swinging variation of the old chair-game).

Well go on then - tell us all the rules! We may want to try it ourselves!
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Fred, you're ALWAYS in trouble, I'd have thought you'd be used to it by now!

I only ever open my mouth to change feet - I have had trench foot since I married Wilma......
Now why is there a bump under the patio.........
Hmmmmmmmmm.......
If anyone sees Wilma could they let me know.....
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Quote by Jags
Yep - as usual it's the Male orgasm which fucks things up!!! lol

It seems it is only your computer that has a problem with the male orgasm! :shock: Is it one of those new liberated computers or is it just it has fluid jealousy?

Quote by Jags
BUT - the page is fantastic - well done to you Fred, a labour of love?????

Nope - it was a shit job - but someone had to do it! rotflmao

rotflmao

Of course it was a labour of love! - All the better for knowing the couple concerned! It was a real pleasure to do it for them. (and build the web page! redface

redface

)
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Quote by Andy_Wakefield
That page is pretty cool, and I must ask... Who is the Weird Al Yankovic fan?

Do you mean the music?
Sorry - could not find the music to Jerry Springer show and would not know it if I heard it - if anyone finds it please let me have it and I will change the page!
If not the music - you lost me! redface

redface

surprised

ops:
Fred

9 Jan 2004

Quote by satin
hello,im new to this a tv friend of bluexxx and new to this would like to chat and join in.I have a sence of humour so feel free to take the p**s

So you first say you are a friend of bluexxx and then you say we can take the piss! hahahahahahaha.
Even I ain't that gullible to now take the piss out of you! - However if you say it in German Kat may well respond! rotflmao

rotflmao

(That is an in house joke which will take a while to explain but Kat will let you in on it sometime if you ask him nicely!)
Nah - of course I don't mean it - YES, bluexxx is a pussycat really - and I do agree that the moon is green! :shock:
Phew! - does that get me out of trouble yet? confused

confused

Welcome to the forum - stick around long enough and you will sound as daft as the rest of us! 8)
XXXXXXX to bluexxx.......
Anyone seen Wilma?
Fred
xxxx

8 Jan 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Can everyone please arrive at the Munch wearing exactly what they were wearing in their adverts!!!! That way there will be no problem recognising anyone and the girlies won't have to fret about what they're going to wear. :lol: :smug:

There is a picture of me in the bath with nothing on but bubbles! If you think I am walking into a pub wearing nothing but bubbles you have another thing coming! redface

redface

surprised

ops:
BOLLOX!

8 Jan 2004

Quote by willxx69
Well done, Sarge. As practical as ever!
....but what about those of us who don't have pics on our ads? Or even ads at all?

As a punishment you will have to turn up naked! :twisted: :twisted:
I am sure it is the same rule for your first swinging party - you turn up naked and after that you are allowed 1 item of clothing for every party you go to. Isn't that right Dawn? :?
Personally I am on 12 items - Dawn is on 27! rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

7 Jan 2004

Quote by blissed
Fred - ygm.

Got it, cheers!

7 Jan 2004

Quote by blissed
You got PM Fred. Or at least I think you have - does it take a while to get through? Would it be quicker if I email you?

not got it yet....
email me..

Thanks
Fred

6 Jan 2004

Need some info on hotels as well please.
Looking for a double room and a family room!
Fred

6 Jan 2004

Quote by Jags
(Is it meant to just hang???)

What did I do wrong now? confused

confused

The only squirly bit of coding is the Java script - ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Should have stayed with bloody raw html....
I tested it to death! - which part hangs please Jags? Is it the Orgasm simulator? Let me know and either I or Mark will have a pop at it.... (Mark will be much more able to fix it!)
Fred
XXXXX

6 Jan 2004

*Pushes Sappho forwards whilst pointing to her nipples*
You need to connect them right here!
:bounce: :bounce:

6 Jan 2004

Fran,
A partial answer to your prayers wings it's way to you..... :shock:
I have finished your web page. You should have it tonight... 8)
Hope you had fun tonight.... redface

redface

Shame I could not be there for you!
Once you have finished checking it you can let everyone know where to find it. I will let you know the payment terms and fee later!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Fred
XXXXX

3 Jan 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Has made me wonder how big Freds handfull is *giggles*

Wanna find out hun? *winks*
Fred
XXXXX

3 Jan 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Just curious, how many of the people going to the much will you have met already Fred????

Ahem!

redface

I honestly don't know hun! Having not seen the full list it would be rash to coment but probably only a handful! rolleyes

rolleyes

Fred
XXXXXXX

2 Jan 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I've just had a quick check through the list and I've already had the pleasure of meeting 31 of the 50 confirmed attendees before! :shock:

What a slag!

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Jan 2004

Just popped in after a couple of days of seeing the New Year in with a bang!
Have to agree about people knocking Milton Keynes pissing you off. Having moved out of Milton Keynes recently there is a lot we miss about it - including the roundabouts! Once you get used to the H & V grid road numbering there is no way you can ever get lost again - and if a road is congested drop down a road and bypass the trouble.
Have to say though - parking in the city centre is SHITE! - the park and ride scheme seems to have been an afterthought every year!
I got your joke Mark - not wasted here! Property prices are bad though - which was a real bonus for us when we moved to rural Leicestershire.....
There is a problem with mugging and car crime but no more than in other areas - despite MK having the youngest average age of any city in the UK
Cement city? That is the one comment that really does piss me off though! MK as a design and layout has done more to stay green and pleasant than any other modern piece of New Town development - Go see Harlow and compare the 2! Every spring the city is a burst of colour because of all the bulbs, and it is the cleanest city I have ever lived in.
Funny how you never see people who have lived there lambasting the place. We all have issues about places, but keep a sense of proportion.
The concrete cows? - Ah yes - the joke about being a concrete city so they had to build concrete cows to show the kids what real ones look like. Oft abused and vandalised they actually do have a completely logical reason for their existence but far be it for me to destroy an urban myth!
We never experienced all the hidden sides to MK - dogging etc. so cannot comment - but as a design idea - the redways are a superb way of getting around the city without the use of 4 wheels!
Sorry to be serious amid all this frivolity but I got all hot and bothered!
Fred

30 Dec 2003

I noticed that there seems to be a huge amount of goth stuff fro sale on eBay including clothing etc!
Perhaps that will help.

30 Dec 2003

Quote by freerangechick
I am soooo glad I had all those private girlie chats this afternoon, you learn so much over coffee. He is seems to be exactly as described!
Chick

I guess I kinda understood what you tried to say. confused

confused

I understand that English may sometimes be difficult when it is a second language....
Does that mean I have blotted my copy book? Am I not in favour?
Are they all talking ill of me behind my back? Ohhhhhhh woe is me! Where have I gone wrong? Why do I seem to stumble from one disaster to another? Why do I only open my mouth to change feet? Has nobody anything nice to say about me?
I guess that means I am an outcast now.....
I know.....
Just ignore me......
Wilma said that anyway....
*sigh*

30 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
On my way hun, but can I bring Will instead of Kat?
Kit
xxxx

Sure hun, need directions........ (Is Kat too busy doing his Linguaphone course?) :shock:
If I send them in German you can get Kat to translate them for you - unless he thinks it is another love letter! rotflmao

rotflmao

30 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Not a man's most attractive feature, though in the case of Fred I'll be prepared to believe it!

Meeeoooowwwwwww!
Saucer of milk for table 3 - ask for Jags!
What did I do to deserve that? :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Dec 2003

I am soooooo desperate now to see Kit type the immortal words......
"I have changed my mind Kat - you can have some fun with the boys as well, and Bluexxx can help you get into the swing of things"
Then we will see the fastest exit from the blocks you will have ever seen! My money is on Bluexxx - she always gets her man! :twisted: :twisted:
Kat - don't spend too long bent down on the starting blocks - you may get a surprise! rotflmao

rotflmao

30 Dec 2003

My hand is up Dawn!
Or should that be:
My hand is up, Dawn!
Either way I feel comfortable.... :twisted: :twisted: