Last edited by WilmaFlintstone on Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
Ahem! Trying to hide it now eh?
I ain't as stupid as I am cabbage lookin'!
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FredFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 58
UK
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Quote by KitKat
Can I have a play? y'now, bessie mates and all
Aaaaawwww I get it - two weeks ago - social pariah.... :cry:
now....
NOW.......
I'm everyone's best mate coz I got a new toy!
Hurrruuuummmmppphhhh!
(when you coming over Kat?) :twisted: :twisted: And remember you gotta let me play with your toys as well - fairs, fair! 8) 8)
It's the invasion of the chatters!
Yeeehaaaa!
But it is not just the forum getting busy - over 120 people in the chat room the other day! :eeek:
Looks like everywhere is getting a tad busy - someone wrote an article on us or something? 8) 8)
If you go into the chat room Kat - try and keep up. A few words of warning - there is no shallow end left and nobody speaks German so you should be OK!
Yeeehaaaa!
But it is not just the forum getting busy - over 120 people in the chat room the other day! :eeek:
Looks like everywhere is getting a tad busy - someone wrote an article on us or something? 8) 8)
If you go into the chat room Kat - try and keep up. A few words of warning - there is no shallow end left and nobody speaks German so you should be OK!
Well - it arrived late - bloody Santa's fault, leaving us pervs till last!
But we now have our love swing!
:lol: YeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa!
FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC!
Long story about late delivery from the US but in the end got it for less than 1/2 price than in the UK ( + P&P in the UK)
Probably the reason we have not been in the Forum a lot in the last few days!
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Things to note!
The bolt in the ceiling takes some explaining, but after going through all the possibilities about offending my parents sensibilities if they ask, we have just decided to say it is for sexual purposes. If they want to know more we will tell them, but if they want to leave the conversation there, they can!
The alternative wimp out is to put a smoke detector over it with the guts missing out of it! :wink:
Any cracks in the ceiling very quicly deposit dust all over your carpet if you get a little strenuous! But rest assured 1 joist can take the weight of 2 people hanging from it! :oops:
The straps can dig in if you don't get them just right but be prepared to have a lot of giggles and laughs along the way!
If your partner ticks you off and they are in the swing with feet in stirrups a quick swing on the foot and they spin for hours!
It is a wonderful thing and we are going to enjoy every minute of exploring the possibilities with those we know, and at future parties but if anyone else has one and has some tips or advice please let us know as we are new to this!
Sorry - gotta go - I can here the straps being adjusted by Wilma! 8) 8) 8)
Fred
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But we now have our love swing!
:lol: YeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa!FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC!
Long story about late delivery from the US but in the end got it for less than 1/2 price than in the UK ( + P&P in the UK)
Probably the reason we have not been in the Forum a lot in the last few days!
ops: Things to note!
The bolt in the ceiling takes some explaining, but after going through all the possibilities about offending my parents sensibilities if they ask, we have just decided to say it is for sexual purposes. If they want to know more we will tell them, but if they want to leave the conversation there, they can!
The alternative wimp out is to put a smoke detector over it with the guts missing out of it! :wink: Any cracks in the ceiling very quicly deposit dust all over your carpet if you get a little strenuous! But rest assured 1 joist can take the weight of 2 people hanging from it! :oops:
The straps can dig in if you don't get them just right but be prepared to have a lot of giggles and laughs along the way!
If your partner ticks you off and they are in the swing with feet in stirrups a quick swing on the foot and they spin for hours!
It is a wonderful thing and we are going to enjoy every minute of exploring the possibilities with those we know, and at future parties but if anyone else has one and has some tips or advice please let us know as we are new to this!
Sorry - gotta go - I can here the straps being adjusted by Wilma! 8) 8) 8)
Fred
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Quote by bluexxx
Oh, BTW, are you bi????? :twisted:
Oh and watch out for the prowlers - people who go round the forum welcoming newbies whilst stalking them!
I can just hear the hushed tones of David Attenborough talking us through a particular gruesome stalking scene set somewhere in the jungle here! :eeek:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Welcome 307 - enjoy your stay - Oh, and if you see Wilma - just ignore her! :shock:
YYEEEEESSSSS!
:lol: Fred
Quote by Mr BlueEyes
lol- you are just fantastic at navigating, babe - as long we go via Wales everywhere we go!!! You know what I am saying here, Fred!
Know exactly what you mean - A female friend of ours took her kids from Derby to Drayton Manor Park - a journey of some 30 mins and 20 miles down the A42.
When she saw signs for "Bristol - 20 miles" she decided to take the kids on a tour of the Maritime Museum! :eeek:
Don't talk to me about women navigators!
:x When we get to a junction and Wilma says "go right" and points left I decided a long time ago to follow the hands coz the mouth is always 2 steps behind! - Since then we have never got lost! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by FacialFran
We find that people find swinging at the age when they are ready, maturity of years does not necessarily bring maturity of ability to cope with the scene! Only when you truly hit it off with someone do you realise how fantastic this lifestyle is.
How old did you say you were Fran - 62?
How true those words are though.....
*whispers* "Fran - something in your hair hun..."
And it only gets better with time midlandswingermale - and it took us a long time to find the right balance for us but it was worth every minute of the wait.
Good luck
Fred
Sorry guys - Kat cannot post at the moment - he is too busy replying to requests for pics from emails he has got from Holland, New Guinea and Venezueala. Once he has finished he will come and look at the emails for you and make sure that they are not just spam emails which should not be replied to.
I am told he can spot them from a mile off!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am told he can spot them from a mile off!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hi there!
As Sappho said - good posting!
WOW! A single male that does not want to show us his huge endowment! (Or is that in the second posting?) :lol:
Don't worry about physical age - have to say we did have an issue with it until quite recently, and we are now comfortable swinging with much younger people once we know they have got this whole swinging thing straight in the head. Someone has opened my eyes recently - and what a revelation!
Drivel away - we all do!
BTW - If you see Wilma - ignore her!
Fred
GOM
(Grumpy Old Man)
As Sappho said - good posting!
WOW! A single male that does not want to show us his huge endowment! (Or is that in the second posting?)
:lol: Don't worry about physical age - have to say we did have an issue with it until quite recently, and we are now comfortable swinging with much younger people once we know they have got this whole swinging thing straight in the head. Someone has opened my eyes recently - and what a revelation!
Drivel away - we all do!
BTW - If you see Wilma - ignore her!
Fred
GOM
(Grumpy Old Man)
Hey!
I'm Gonzo the Great!
Cooooooool! 8) 8) 8) (And spot on!)
I'm Gonzo the Great!
Cooooooool! 8) 8) 8) (And spot on!)
You are Gonzo the Great. You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strange fascination for chickens. ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird SPECIES: Whatever HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast. FAVORITE MOVIE: "From Here to Eternity...with no brakes." FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Touched By An Anvil" QUOTE: "No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"
Quote by facialfran
By the way Wilma I am so pleased you bought Fred some new socks, last time we saw him he was wearing threadbare ones! If he won't take responsibility for his own sock shopping then he should expect them for christmas!
But at least there was no egg on my shirt! 8) 8)
Fred
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Quote by KitKat
TFFTTechnophobe Kit here, Kat is out for the evening and I havn't got a clue about stuff like that
Thankyou - whoever it was 8)
Kit
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ps - nice ad BTW
Don't you worry your pretty little head Kit - you just go back to sharpening your nails hun!
"Nice ad", "nice pics" - just 2 of the comments I have read - bit understated I would say!
Phhhwwwoooaaaaaaarrrrrrr!
ops:Bugga - promised Wilma I would not scare em off again!
How far south in south mids?
Quote by sexy_kiwibabe
hey fred, don't ruin my rep on my first day!! lol
Why not? Mine went too long ago to remember hun - and when you have been humiliated in here as much as I have it is nice to have someone to wallow in the dirty end of the puddle with you for a while! 8)
Get yer kit off hun - you pulled! :twisted: :twisted:
Fred
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I have just thought - if that is her new resusitation method and she has been blowing all this time have you not noticed you balls are the size of melons? :shock:
Jeez are you gonna have fun getting your trousers on? Want me to hit em with my club and see if they will go down a bit? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jeez are you gonna have fun getting your trousers on? Want me to hit em with my club and see if they will go down a bit? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 