Quote by WilmaFlintstone
No bodily fluids for me - No Way!!!
Don't I bloody know it!
But I know a woman who does!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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FredFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 58
UK
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Blimey!
Go away for a few hours and you soon find yourself up to the neck in the proverbial here!
Darling BlueEyes is knitting me a willy warmer (medium) and a pair of gloves for her at the moment but as to a picture of me in just a sock or even socks then I am afraid that goes well beyond the boundaries of decency for this forum. Likely to have people running from rooms kicking and screaming and trampling small children in the rush if I were to put one up!
So - calm yourself TS - Sorry!
Kit - be patient hun - you will get your chance soon!
Fran - hurry back hun - losing the plot here and need some help taking these socks off
:wink:
Go away for a few hours and you soon find yourself up to the neck in the proverbial here!
Darling BlueEyes is knitting me a willy warmer (medium) and a pair of gloves for her at the moment but as to a picture of me in just a sock or even socks then I am afraid that goes well beyond the boundaries of decency for this forum. Likely to have people running from rooms kicking and screaming and trampling small children in the rush if I were to put one up!
So - calm yourself TS - Sorry!
Kit - be patient hun - you will get your chance soon!
Fran - hurry back hun - losing the plot here and need some help taking these socks off
:wink: Quote by OneoftheDamned4ever
the mods do what they can bless them all.
Thank you One - people think that we do the job just to wield a big stick - personally I wish it did not need moderating and then I would have more time to chat to people myself - not that I'm a trollop you understand
ops:However a great many people do say well done to us when we end up stepping in and that does make a difference I can assure you - otherwise I think a few mods would give up if all they did was get abused every time they kicked someone out!
Cheers!
*Fred saunters in - catches sight of Wilma talking to Brad - "What the F**K is going on here?"
"Oh - I see, just consoling him are you dear?"
"He had a shock?"
"Went in the chat room did he?" :cry:
Take your hand out of his shorts and I might be convinced that you were long stroking his knee.............
My god - turn your back for more than 3 minutes and the trollop is saying Hi to every Tom, Dick and Brad! :shock:
"Oh - I see, just consoling him are you dear?"
"He had a shock?"
"Went in the chat room did he?" :cry:
Take your hand out of his shorts and I might be convinced that you were long stroking his knee.............
My god - turn your back for more than 3 minutes and the trollop is saying Hi to every Tom, Dick and Brad! :shock:
For gods sake if you do find one that is good - don't tell Wilma!
We already have 2 bloody drawers full of bedroom accoutrements - she don't need any more - plus the fact she is obviously attending bluexxx's night classes because she keeps wanting to try them on me in the last few weeks.
This is not very funny! :eeek:
We already have 2 bloody drawers full of bedroom accoutrements - she don't need any more - plus the fact she is obviously attending bluexxx's night classes because she keeps wanting to try them on me in the last few weeks.
This is not very funny! :eeek:
Quote by DJohn
That's a dangerous thing to say, unless... but of course you enjoy having a strap-on insterted everywhere it will fit.
Who said anything about it fitting BEFORE it is inserted DJohn? Awww, I know it fits AFTER she has inserted it, but I believe that is just the reaming out process that makes it fit? :eeek:
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
It's good to talk - lol.
And Jeez can SHE talk!
Made it into the British olympic team 3 times now - twice for talking and once for powershopping - must be all the training she has had from my mother! :shock:
Welcome to the madhouse - pull up a chair and someone will tell you all about it if Wilma stops talking for 3 minutes!
:lol: Quote by KitKat
But sod it, much more fun this way! Got to let Fred have his little victories - he gets soooooooo few of them! 8)
I ain't proud - take 'em where I can get 'em! 8) 8)
But I have to say it is not so much the victory - as small as it is - it was the ungraceful tumble you took travelling down the snake from square 99 to number 70 that had the greatest merits!
:lol: Quote by facialfran
Fred
I cannot believe that you are complaining about ALL your christmas pressies....but if mine wasn't that memorable i'll make sure i won't do it again...
Wilma, I agree sweetie the ungrateful b*****d....I'll get you shoulder to cry on.
xxxxxxx
Fran
Ahem!
ops: :oops:Some presents were very memorable hun - but I have a short memory and need reminding - any chance of a refresher - soon?
:lol: I was going to say I was only complaining about the physical gifts I got - although as I remember it - you did get quite physical as well! 8) 8) so I will have to change that to the material gifts because there was not a stitch of material on you last time I saw you! :shock: :shock:
Have a fab time - see you soon!
Fred
XXXXX
Quote by Carpathian
{Carpathian wanders pathetically past muttering "Should have kept my gob shut..." repeatedly under his breath whilst looking quite distraught at what he's caused}
You deserve a medal!
Not many wander into the forum and expose our most prolific as being such a complete international fraud and charlatan! 8) 8)
Quote by KitKat
I didn't actually ring her, but I did send a very nice e-mail back thanking her (although I thought it was a him) for her interest, and saying how pleased I was that our pictures had international appeal!
Pray tell me you did not try to do it in German as well - and whatever you do, if you did, don't post it here - don't think I could last another 5 minutes without being able to breathe!
:lol: :lol: Quote by KitKat
Nah, just the socks will do fine! Especially when they have been hand chosen with loving care, out of all the MILLIONS of possible socks you could have been bought, these were CHOSEN as a measure of the love and devotion of the giver.
It appears you are going to have to prove yourself worthy to wear them!
Kit
xxx
You pick time and location hun - I'll be there - socks an all!
Quote by KitKat
Kit has been following this with much mirth and merriment, and has said that if this turns out to be a genuine offer, she will pay for the plane ticket for me to go out and shag her, and she will take the pictures!
An I'll pay for the hotel!
This is as genuine an offer as the following statement:
"I will win the lottery this week without buying a ticket and will allow bluexxx to have her wicked way with me with the biggest strapon she can find and I WILL enjoy every minute of it!"
Quote by 6PAKSENSATION
Go here it is all about the vagina putty with pictures and reviews lol.
So let me get this right - + P&P to have a wank?
I get the same effect by putting 2 bits of raw liver in between the panels of the radiator and waiting 10 minutes for it to warm up! - cost per lb in the supermarket! (lubrication included)
Quote by bluexxx
Don't you forget, the cafe is the perfect place for oozing - come and ooze here any time you like, and I hope some more newbie oozers join in as well :twisted:
So your the one responsible for all the protein stains on the armchairs?
"Lets get leatherette" I said, "easier to clean" OH NO - not good enough for our bluexxx "lets have mock fur" she says - "I promise to help keep it clean!"
Ands now I find out it's her making all the mess - was beginning to think that we had a giant snail in here - but it turns out it is just dear old bluexxx!
:shock: Jeez! :twisted:
Some people!
Quote by bluexxx
True story for you - my friend is a ticket man/gaurd on North Western trains. He was on the late shift one night and a load of people got on, going home from Flamingoes night club in Blackpool. One individual had a dressed up blow up doll with him, whom he introduced to my ticket collector friend. The man was so much trying to persuade my friend that his "Lady friend" was real he even bought her a ticket :shock: .
So, who said that chivalry was dead
That is so NOT funny - I was that pissed I met her on the train and proposed to her!
ops: All I can remember about her was she was very quiet but always had her mouth open - reminded me of an Essex girl! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
Fred, I am really sorry for doubting you. Thank you sincerly for all the help you tried to give me, you a wonderful man and do not deserve any of the bad press that nasty Wilma gives you, and if you are ever due a strap-on punishment from Blue, feel free to ask me to take the punishment in your stead.
Sniff - sniff - nobody listens to me anymore - it is all (sniff) that horrible Wilma's fault (sniff) she poisons everyone against me.
Don't (sniff) know why I bother - one day I'll just dissappear (sniff) and you will all be sorry then.
(Sigh)
Want cream with that slice of humble pie Kat?
