Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hi Alex xxx
I was just thinking about you!!!! I have just returned from a carpark at an office that someone we know works at. :shock: :shock: :shock:
And yes, I was in a gale-free zone luckily!!! ( I never liked her. What Martin Platt saw in her I will never know !!)
Quote by easy
I can see that you are impressed Judy xx
Regards
Paul
:kissmyarse: .
Quote by NWguy
Hi All!
Had my first meet the other week! I have to say it was brilliant. It was not arranged through SH (maybe this post will be erased as a result) but I just thought I would let the single guys out there know there is hope! And yes, some women do like single, straight normal boring guys evidently....she certainly left with a smile...and a frown at returning to her average husband!
Keep the faith guys!
Quote by JudyTV
Hi there... I am new on here and am looking to chat to someone to see what goes on! Also, I could shag ya if you like (that is assuming you are...er...female!)! My name is Dave and I am 26, good looking too!!!... message back or email or whatever... Whats to lose?!?! And please dont say your virginity!
Dave -x-
Quote by Santino
Hi I have been having a platonic relation ship with a divorcee for more than 25 years now can this be misconstrued as cheating on my wife, we have never had sex ( but I would if the chance ever came along ) as I think this would spoil a great friendship.
We talk on the phone , we meet for lunch, and we discuss her curent partners , so is this cheating !!
Quote by JudyTV
JUDY !!!! Down girl, down! :shock:
Mal
, there are not enough Munches around here at the moment. 
:high-smile: Quote by Jags
Stupidity
Rudness ... Bugger
Ignorance.. Bugger
Bad teeth.. BuggerDirty fingernails... Bugger
Smelly armpits.. Bugger
Smelly groin.. BuggerDirty clothes -unless they're workmen and wearing rigger boots.. Got away with that
Want to take and not give.. BuggerStubble.. Bugger
Smokers breath.. Bugger
Pigeon feet :shock: ... Got Duck feet is that OkayHair comb overs... Bugger
.... etc etc
Quote by Gryphon
Does this plane have life-jackets under each seat - or just those special cardigans with the buckles and the wrap-around sleeves...?!
The exits are here... :arrow:
...here... :arrow:
...and here...! :arrow:
...and I'm OUTTA HERE!!!
Quote by adventure
hi ,have you a small job that needs doing? im a mid thirtys guy in bristol with good diy skills and a fit body.
the twist ? my tool box also has a range of sex toy's for a ``quick fix'' if needed.
so pm the DIY GUY and tell me what needs fixing and i will be round with my work clothes on with tool box in hand,Next door will never know about the TWIST !
example
come round cut your grass and maybee fix your blocked sink and if you want the twist
im in the bristol plus 25 miles area
totaly discreet,freindly and clean.
no fee's
DIY GUY
Quote by warwick
Too right I told on you Paul
I am not a bastard
mind you warwick is :shock:
bleedin hot here in Columbia isnt it?....strange how everyone speaks in an Essex accent and all the cars have british numberplates though
Quote by well_busty_babe
right, thats it!!!
i am boycotting the site till the comp is re-judged and i get placed first (actually.. placed at all would be a a start!!!!!
untill then, i will keep my undesireable pussy away from anyone....to lesson the risk of them being offended by its ugliness!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
WBB (sulking..... profusely)
You have a lovely ............Quote by davej
Errrrr Dave.. It's not a radio you know
Paul
Quote by davej
Actually I hope he does come in here - I've got a present for him
Quote by wiild
Hmmm, so much talk about inner beauty and sexiness which is very important of course, but what about the outside? :-) x x x shallow wiild
Quote by Younglad
ive never really had sex with a stranger execpt last year on holiday when some horny northern girl grabbed me of the street and gave me head then shagged me....that was a bit of a shock! any resent happenings? and was it any good?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I agree Alex. That wasn't intended as a "why are you posting this as we have done it before?" link. It was just a bit of additional information.
The shape of the Forum changes regularly as people come and go.
The people that make me laugh most now are Davej and Fun365, closely followed by WBB, easy and Warwick and Roger and...................................
