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2 Jul 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Expressions like "8 inch black cock for ladies" - I always imagine some sort of disembodied cock going around on its own. And the ones who write "have cock, will travel" - I imagine a bloke packing it away in a small bag on the back seat of the car.
Mike.

Mike;
Thanks for giving me my first laugh of the day (actually not quite true as have been reading replies to our ad this morning) ..
Paul

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
..............davej walks around in ever decreasing cicles muttering and pulling petals off a stray daisy.........

Oi!!1 Have you been at my fucking fish again!!!!
Paul

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by kirstyxx
Hi Mal
I just emailed you my entries and the mail bounced saying "Message content rejected"
How hurtful, even the lycos postmaster rejected my pussy
Any alternative methods of entry (so to speak!!)
Kirsty

Kirsty;
He does have another e-mail - which I won't post .. but will PM you
Paul

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by roger743

ps.. roger.... i have a new pic of my bum in a pair of nickers that match ur undies......
need your honest opinion on them.. as tonguey takes the piss out of them, says they are really sexy-NOT
need to know if they fit to wear or fit for bin! lol

Sure, you can hit me with your undies pics anytime you want. lol

:rascal:[/quotI
can just hear Ian Dury singing that line now
"Hit me with your undie pics"
Paul

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
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The first time that I've been really annoyed on this forum - I'll have to try harder
Paul

Good God Paul - here over 6 months and this is the FIRST time you've been annoyed by a post :shock:
I'm impressed at your laid back attitude wink

Alex x x x
Thanks Alex.. Been annoyed at some threads - but this one was the first that REALLY pissed me off.. I always find that people are shallow if they only judge on looks... This has probably because I know that I am not good looking - and age has not been that kind.. So, I tend not to judge people on their looks alone - in the hope that they will not judge me on looks alone...If I cannot impress people with personality, charm, wit and some semblance of intelligence - then I have not much hope anyway..
As one lady aptly described me " Your just short of handsome" lol

Off to take my tablets now...
Paul

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1 Jul 2004

Quote by mal609
We give extra marks for animated pussies, Alex!!! :twisted:
Mal
xx

Mal;
Does that mean that they have to be angry?
Paul

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1 Jul 2004

Something along the lines of
Just an average 8" cock
and the one that always makes me laugh
I'm 8" , heavy cummer and quick repeater
I just keep on having this vision of someone that is only 8" tall
And what the eff is a 'heavy cummer'. Is it judged bt sperm weight ? or a voume thing?
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
oh THAT Geraldine
everybody knows her...she still up for some group action :
Davej s premium fish fingers next I suppose

She is always up for a bit of Group(er) :shock:
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

Shit Davej... you've met Geraldine!!!! She is a good girl (fish) and is an oral expert
WHat a wonderful world this is
Paul

If she is the same Geraldine that used to live in a tank at my local Chinese takeaway I've done more than met her, I've stuck me finger in and given her a twirl.
So, you do know her then... She is a bit of a babe I must admit.. Fancy a piece of her?
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
WHAT some people have been fibbing
Blood and sand Davej you better be telling the truth about these pixies or were all in trouble
Pau :shock: l seems perfectly sane and well balanced to me :shock:

Thanks Warwick.. I knew I could rely on someone like you
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796

Clare;
I just dont understand this at all... I might have hinted that I had a sexual preference for goldfish and 5 second interludes and WBB has to ridicule me!!! It's not fair !!!!
Thank God some of us are sane
Paul

Interesting how you can put both hinting at a sexual preference for goldfish and proclaiming to be sane in the same post.
At least some of us admit to the fact that were mentaly unstable :haha: :uhoh:
Clare,xxx
wink

ANd, your point is? I can't see what is wrong here.... :P
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

Know what you mean WBB - Geraldine is calling for me :shock: and she is a looker!!!
Paul

bob....bob....bob...bob....blow.....bob.....bob.....bob.....bob....bob
Shit Davej... you've met Geraldine!!!! She is a good girl (fish) and is an oral expert
WHat a wonderful world this is
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Well done Easy - you have made me laugh and more ....
Regards
Paul

snort, giggle, titter heheheheheheheheheheeh
Must learn to post before I have drunk too much wine... when some people can TWIST things (and that's a feed WBB)
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
yeah yeah yeah..
anyway.. i have to go home.. some of us have got goldfish to feed!
xxxxxx

Know what you mean WBB - Geraldine is calling for me :shock: and she is a looker!!!
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
a judge? a judge of what? lol...... not good sexual partners i bet! pmsl

I dunno i go away for 5 mins,and i do believe that tha goldfish have been secretly feeding you all full of drugs,your worse than you were before.
Just watch out theyll be waiting for you...................
Clare,xxx
wink

Clare;
I just dont understand this at all... I might have hinted that I had a sexual preference for goldfish and 5 second interludes and WBB has to ridicule me!!! It's not fair !!!! redface

Thank God some of us are sane
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Well done Easy - you have made me laugh and more ....
Regards
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
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I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

i think you will find more satisfaction breeding with women...... though i understand that u cant afford to be TOO picky! wink

WBB - a bit harsh confused

There is nothing wrong with goldfish.. and just think - they have such short memories they forget about it after 5 seconds :shock:
Paul
i HEARD that we may as well forget more than 5 seconds with you too!!!! wink

WBB - I knew that you would say that... !!!! Surely 5 seconds is more than adequate!!!
PS: Just remember that I am a Judge cool

Regards
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
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I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

i think you will find more satisfaction breeding with women...... though i understand that u cant afford to be TOO picky! wink

WBB - a bit harsh confused

There is nothing wrong with goldfish.. and just think - they have such short memories they forget about it after 5 seconds :shock:
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by easy

I don't buy goldfish - I breed with them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMGand you were having a go at me for giving mine a jaccuzi WBB. FFS rolleyes

Perfect - I knew someone would do this - and knew that it would be you Easy or that Davej fella... But as they say 'don't knock it until you have tried it ..
Paul
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe

WBB - may I correct you here (please ) In that your section and para quote is correct BUT ... it is a well known fact that Goldfish cannot in fact write... He/she has to sign the document with a ................................ FIN PRINT
Paul

dont judge everyones fish by your own standards!
jsut cos you buy YOUR goldfish from aldi.. doesnt mean we all do!
ff my bob was translating latin bibles into english when he was still a mere bubble in the tank!
I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Thats easy for you to say
but theyve got the base turned up so lopd the camels having palpitations
"steady Davej steady boy"
( named in honour of the most sensible person on sh)

dave is going to be sooo offended now.... i bet he takes the hump with ya!

Quote by easy
Well I tried to cure our goldfish of his stammer.......
I dropped him in the kettle. :idea:
I thought a jacuzzi would help him relax and so aid him getting the words out.
All it did was make subsequent brews taste fishy.
On a plus side, all the fishoil he released has helped with our concentration no end.

cant believe you have admitted that in public... its not big, its not clever.. and its against the law!!!!!!
are you not aware that section 3967, parra 34, point 895 says that a goldfish must give his written permission before he is used for medicinal purposes? and that you have to have two independent witnesses? one of whome must be a shark??????
WBB - may I correct you here (please redface

) In that your section and para quote is correct BUT ... it is a well known fact that Goldfish cannot in fact write... He/she has to sign the document with a ................................ FIN PRINT
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Has anyone else ever had a fabulous sexual partner who was, well, real fuckin' ugly. A woman I used to date said a guy walked into her store who was so ugly she gasped, but there was something about him - later she took him upstairs and he fucked her so well she scared her dog out of the room with her screaming.
I once dated an ugly girl with a very seductive manner who turned out to be a world class lover. Maybe they compensate for their looks in other ways?

Sorry - was the dog screaming? :shock:
I was going to post something like 'you are a complete fuckwit for posting this'... and then I thought that maybe that was not quite the right thing to post...
Maybe the ugly girl that you dated thought that you were ugly too!! Or maybe she thought that you were a patronising git!!!
Oh fuck it.. I just hate your post
Paul
Actually, I'll review thsi coz maybe I was a bit harsh - but the post did come over as patronising..
The first time that I've been really annoyed on this forum - I'll have to try harder
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by Surfdude365
Has anyone else ever had a fabulous sexual partner who was, well, real fuckin' ugly. A woman I used to date said a guy walked into her store who was so ugly she gasped, but there was something about him - later she took him upstairs and he fucked her so well she scared her dog out of the room with her screaming.
I once dated an ugly girl with a very seductive manner who turned out to be a world class lover. Maybe they compensate for their looks in other ways?

Sorry - was the dog screaming? :shock:
I was going to post something like 'you are a complete fuckwit for posting this'... and then I thought that maybe that was not quite the right thing to post...
Maybe the ugly girl that you dated thought that you were ugly too!! Or maybe she thought that you were a patronising git!!!
Oh fuck it.. I just hate your post
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Wish I'd never bloody mentioned it now lol

Anyway, we all know that Blue uses an automatic reply generation machine confused

Come on Mal - get posting and effing well catch up
Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blimey, 4000 :shock: ..... don't mean to steal your thunder, Mal..... but I'm twice the man you are

Oooopppsssss - Mal: I also did not mean to steal, or even slightly knock, with a stick, your thunder... Keep posting and I'm sure you'll get one right lol

Paul

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Well done, Mal, me ol' mate

Congrats Mal - 2,000 is a lot... but Blue has reached 4,000!!!!!!!!

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30 Jun 2004

I always thought that it was the singer bloke she was married to ... somebody Taylor?
Paul

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29 Jun 2004

Quote by JudyTV
oooooooo - can I enter!!!!!!!!!!!
can i?????
I think my 'Pussy' 'Shot' is quite tasteful - not sure the RSPCA would agree though!

can I enter too wink

, Gotcha

Well Judy... in this equal opportunaties world - and living in fear of the politically correct thought police - I feel that you should be allowed to enter :shock:
However, I will have to defer to my erstwhile fellow judges for a final decision confused

Paul

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28 Jun 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Paul go take a cold shower then check your email
Dawn :silly:

Dawn;
Have quickly taken a cold shower.. and checked my e-mail and nothing has come up (must be the cold shower)
:cry:
I'll just wait wink

Paul

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28 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
niether paul nor mal have even acknowledged my entry!!!! :cry:

Sorry WBB - have your entry ... just could not contain myself enough to write a message until now..
Many thanks
Paul

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