I have just had a request to enter the competition from my gf Carolyn... I have of course denied said request..
I am an honourable man
:shock:
Paul
Roger;
I'd like to make a formal complaint about your guide!!!
By following your 'so called guide' I've had 27 meets in the last two days... I am fucking exhausted!! and it's all your fault.
So, I am not going to use the guide anymore and hopefully my life will return to normal - but I doubt that as the ladies have all now sampled my 12" turbo monster dick.
Paul
Something has just landed in my back garden.......
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It's Beckhams FUCKING PENALTY!!!!!
GUN: Young white guys that talk like Gangstas (or is that Ginsters - christ, got to get out more)
Paul
Well, I have read with astonishment Davej's post that he has resigned!!!! There is a man (and I use that term lightly) who(m) I have admired for some considerable time.. and he has failed in his duty..
I will not let this continue - I will offer myself up as his replacement in the testing stakes. Whilst I may not have quite as much experience as Davej , though I do believe that I can hold my own (well that's what Carolyn says) I would be firmly committed to taking on this task.
Obviously I will understand if you want some other idiot to do this - but I am the idiot that can take this task and run with it!!!
Regards
Paul