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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 71
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Quote by mal609
It should be Paul and The Sarge, but since Paul just snitched on you................ evil
If you send it to me, I'll forward them on to the others lol
Mal
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Steady Mal.... I was not a snitch.. just got carried away that's all. The excitement got to me - you understand..
Paul
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ian, Ian, Ian ..... Guess what Dawn is doing!!!! :shock:
Paul

Oh thanks Paul!!!!
Who else am I supposed to be sending them to apart from Mal???
Dawn :silly:
Well, me (Fun365) and The Sarge....That's it -if anyone else says they are on the list they are fibbers
Sorry about that - I got excited and blabbed redface
Paul
Quote by mal609
Yippeeee!!
And I wont tell Ian if you wont, but I bet he knows all about my pics anyway!!
Rushes off to make sure my inbox is clean and tidy awaiting Dawns pics!! lol
Mal
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Ian, Ian, Ian ..... Guess what Dawn is doing!!!! :shock:
Paul
Quote by mal609
Dawn
They wont go on the Site. They are only seen by the honourable judges and we are as trustworthy as you can get. :shock:
Bearing in mind the pics you have of me, I'm hardly likely to start showing any of yours around anyway!!
Send them in Dawn, rest assured they will be safe - scouts honour!
Mal
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Absolutely - I don't think that you have any problems in trusting The Judges (as we are now known - well by me anyway)
Paul
Quote by DeniseBabe
I am intrigued to know why woman have to be judged by 3 men plus a standby if there is a draw........
Yet for cock shots there was only one judge.... HOW IS THIS FAIR???????
I think the rules need to be that of the mens comp!!!!

FFS Denise... You would trust Sarge on his own?!!!!!!!
Without the support of Mal and myself he would be a gibbering wreck (if he is not already) :shock:
Kind Regards
Paul
Quote by mal609
Carolyn can enter, but you are not allowed to judge her pics. She can send them to me and the Sarge, as we would be totally unbiased in this respect.
I have cleared out my mailbox for all the hundreds of pics I am expecting - eventually!!
Mal
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Mal - you already have some of her pics... Anyway, she is over tomorrow and I will put your proposal forward
lol
Paul
I have just had a request to enter the competition from my gf Carolyn... I have of course denied said request..
I am an honourable man
:shock:
Paul
Quote by mal609
Just to clarify your entries ladies, when you email the pics (email address below), can you put 'pussy pic' as your subject line. This ensures I don't delete it as spam.
Fang Q !!! lol
Mal
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Same for me please - and my mail address is in my profile.. it's the same as my MSN address
Thanks
Paul
Quote by roger743
I am fucking exhausted!! /quote]
And vice versa, I presume. biggrin

Indeed so Roger, indeed so... lol
Roger;
I'd like to make a formal complaint about your guide!!!
By following your 'so called guide' I've had 27 meets in the last two days... I am fucking exhausted!! and it's all your fault.
So, I am not going to use the guide anymore and hopefully my life will return to normal - but I doubt that as the ladies have all now sampled my 12" turbo monster dick.
Paul
Quote by mal609
I'm sure there wouldn't be a problem with a panel of judges, rather than an individual one. We could all view the 'entries', mark them out of ten, send the marks to The Sarge to collate and be the final arbitrator in the case of a draw. What do you think?
Mal
lol

Works for me Mal.. A balanced and reaasonable position as always... rolleyes
Quote by mal609
Well
As I have previous experience of these types of competitions, having taken one of the runners-up slots in the best cock pic competition, and having professed my availability for this task already, can I ask that a decision is made as to the judges and we get this competition moving!!!! lol
Mal
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Hmmm... Mal; Are you trying to usurp my postion? I just know that The Sarge is going to pick me
Paul
i was thinking that it may be a good topic for others to read what your experiences are. This is a great site and many may have not experienced what you have, so if your willing to share please comment on your first swinging experience.
unfortunately i cannot comment as i have not met with other couples only single females, however i am still looking for my first experience with another couple! lol wink
Chris[/quote
Hi Scot_etc;
Already a place for this in Swingers Stories... have a look there..
Cheers
Paul
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Come on boys make your minds up whos doing this rolleyes rolleyes
Have piccies sat here just waiting to be judged :twisted: lol lol
Clare,xxx
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Well, if the Sarge would make his mind up then we could get on with the task in hand (so to speak)...
I am prepared to give up much of my valuable time to ensure that this is a fairly run competition.. :shock:
Paul
Quote by Sgt Bilko

I presume that the "up yours" in your post is just sort for ' Onwards and Upwards' and is in no way derogatory.

This was in no way meant as derogatory. It is the greeting I save for all Arsenal fans!!! lol lol lol lol
Thanks Sarge - that makes me feel much better....
So...... did I get the job?
Your Humble Servant
Mr U. Heep
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Dear Sarge;
May I humbly request that I be your assistant in this arduous task. I feel that it is somewhat unfair that you should assume this burden on your own. I am fully qualified as I have been called a twat many times and therefore should be able to judge the asthetic merits ot the entries
Yours , in hope
Paul

Dear Paul
At the time of writing, yours is the only application for the position of Assistant Pussy Picker. The closing date for this much sought after job is today so you have been placed on the short list.
Up yours
Sarge

Many thanks Sarge.. I am ever hopeful. Just don't appoint that bloody Warwick..
Keep up the good work... Did I mention that I think that you are a fantastic Mod and that when I previously noted that you might just be some sort of loony that would be power mad and abuse his Mod privs - I was in fact only joking.. lol
I presume that the "up yours" in your post is just sort for ' Onwards and Upwards' and is in no way derogatory.
Your Humble Servant
Paul
Something has just landed in my back garden.......
......
..........
It's Beckhams FUCKING PENALTY!!!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
rolleyes
With only 10 posts, I don't think people would consider you qualified to be such a judge, would they?

So does my post count make me a likely candidate for this judging lark??? confused confused confused lol lol lol lol
Dear Sarge;
May I humbly request that I be your assistant in this arduous task. I feel that it is somewhat unfair that you should assume this burden on your own. I am fully qualified as I have been called a twat many times and therefore should be able to judge the asthetic merits ot the entries
Yours , in hope
Paul
Thanks for the white sock clarification Mal.. I remember now.
Apologies for even hinting that you might wear white socks... redface
Do you have a pair of sandals though? lol
End of thread highjack
Paul
Quote by mal609
There's always one - and it's always him!! :shock:
Mal
lol

Actually Mal - is it not you that has previous for white socks? Or am I confused as usual
Paul
Quote by warwick
CAMERA MISSCHIEF wearing her Bon marche jumper
GUN Fun365 treacherous little so and so

Oh yeh!!! Come on if you think you are hard enough!!! cool And I'm not little and I'll prove it in the cock competition (or maybe I wont)
GUN: Young white guys that talk like Gangstas (or is that Ginsters - christ, got to get out more)
Paul
Quote by davej

Paul get back here you wuss youre already commited mad

Paul would now like to be named after a popular song from the sixties...he know wishes to be called......
My Boy Lollipop.
Bastards the pair of you!!!! :shock: lol
Paul
Quote by JudyTV
Tto remove a cork from a bottle of wine when no opener or other tools are available, remove a large screw from any door hinge using a table knife as a scredriver, drive the screw into the cork using the same knife, leaving about a centimeter to grip with with the prongs of a large dining fork slide the prongs under the head of the screw and remove the cork by pulling on the fork.
Sad isnt it when someone like me goes to all that trouble just to get a drink?
JudyTV

Bloody hell.. Last time I listen to you Judy. Me bloody living room door fell off!!! rolleyes
Paul
Quote by warwick
Ok its a fair cop
see page 3 from about halfway down Foxylady posts
Oh and be afraid
be very afraid :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

FFS - I presume that you are looking at ' Head of BJ's'
At this point I would like to withdraw my offer to take over from Davej. I feel that I am not fully qualified to take over this task .. I would happily defer to someone more qualified than me
My apologies
Paul redface redface redface redface redface redface
Quote by warwick
Dave,
Hes commited himself now so you tell him
I havent the heart poor lad rolleyes

Come on - come clean Warwick!!!!
Quote by davej
Put it this way Paul ....
get yourself some Bonjella and some TCP to gargle with.

Davej;
Luckily I have both of those in the house.... I have no fear (well , not much) ... Oh God - what have I let myself in for confused confused confused
Paul
Quote by davej
:doh: ssshh !!

Oh come on guys - what's the secret? It can't be that bad :shock:
Paul
Quote by davej
Warwick I think Paul has volunteered to take the post of Science Minister and hasn't read what the P.M. really wants him to do...
shall you tell him or shall I...
davej from behind a small bush on a deserted island and in fear of the P.M. and her unsuitable jobs

err, err Davej - what have I done. I was just trying to help you out. You know - support your fellow man and all that. But, no matter what the task assigned to me I will take it on with the vigour that only Southerners can provide (that should get me into trouble)
Regards - probably for the last time
Paul
Well, I have read with astonishment Davej's post that he has resigned!!!! There is a man (and I use that term lightly) who(m) I have admired for some considerable time.. and he has failed in his duty..
I will not let this continue - I will offer myself up as his replacement in the testing stakes. Whilst I may not have quite as much experience as Davej , though I do believe that I can hold my own (well that's what Carolyn says) I would be firmly committed to taking on this task.
Obviously I will understand if you want some other idiot to do this - but I am the idiot that can take this task and run with it!!!
Regards
Paul