Quote by MISSCHIEF
Sorry to have to correct you Misschief.. But I've worked in Herts and it's not the common Rhino... it's the lesser spotted dwarf Rhino. Common Rhinos are only found in Hants.
No no no! I was out walking last summer with Farmer Trevor. We had to stop after 10 minutes as I was shattered - well have you walked through a field in kitten heeled shoes? which the previous year was inhabited by cows! And that year was left fallow! The only way he could locate me, in the long grass, after falling flat on my face for the one hundred and thirty seventh time was by the 50 litre rucksack I was carrying containing a rather delicious picnic/banquet, chairs and cute little fold up table I spotted at a car boot sale the week before, for 30p, and thought woud be ideal. We stopped and rested while he gave my feet a magical foot massage (although I was a bit worried as to how they where going to squeeze back in the above mentioned shoes) ........ This is the point he said it, his exact words were ............ 'Uneeeecornnnnn pads 'ere'.
Sadly I didn't get to see one padding gently through the field, and to be quite frank I'm not surprised. Unless you have feet the impressive size of Trevors, then you don't stand a chance of staying upright, no wonder they're endangered. I think they must be early morning creatures. Although we had set off really early (about !) we didn't actually begin our walk until 12 because of the difficulties of me learning to walk with a rucksack. I'm very impressed at these travellers that take a year out to travel, I don't know how they do it, my hat goes off to them.
So you see Paul, Unicorns are in Hampshire - Trevor told me and he knows everything
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Dear Misschief;
I think that you must have been inhaling the 'holy erb' this morning.... If you review my post at no point did I mention Unicorns.. We were on Rhinos.
I also think (sorry to say this) that Framer Trevor has fooled you - and anyway why bloody hook up with someone with hobbits feet.
I agree however that Unique Horns are in Hampshire . I often find one under the covers of my duvet when I wake up in the morning...
My kindest regards
Paul
Sorry Sarge. Was just trying to think of something that helped DaveJ out..
"makes a nice cup of tea" 