Alex;
Sad to report that the humble pie has been finished... I am full of it (insert joke here)
I am however having Steak and Kidney pie for tea (I believe that Tea is the correct word for Dinner - up North)
Kindest Regards - and may your Whippets grow tall
Paul
I am sick to death of logging onto this site and finding myself AMUSED.
Why should I put up with an entertaining site? It's always the bloody same!!!
The people on here seem to think that it's okay to form friendships, relationships, SWINGING SCENARIOS and the like. Bloody disgraceful I call it.
Why should I be subjected to threads that make me LAUGH OUT LOUD !!!! I blame people like FRED, SARGE, WILL , DAVEJ and the rest of you loonies.
Well, I for one have had enough and have decided that I am f*cking well NOT LEAVING!!!
So, there..
Regards
Paul
I want to know what JQL had done!!!!!!
Paul
Well, I had to post this. (must be too much wine) and expect some barbed comments.....
But, my beloved team have now not only won the Premeirship but gone the whole season unbeaten. I believe that this will never be repeated.
The style of play, the team aspect and the will to win are something that Arsene Wenger has instilled in this team.
Sarge: I expect some feedback from you.... but roll on next season and I am sure that it will be one to remember.
Regards
Paul
Roger;
Agree with you. This topic will be revisited again and again as people join the site.
It's all about attitude. Using the Internet is just another way of meeting people. Some people find it easier to use the Net as it takes away the 'fear' that some have about meeting people in a bar, club or wherever. The anonymity that the Net provides allows people to be more gregarious... but what happens too often is that people use this as an excuse to be downright rude / offensive. They think that as you have placed an ad on a Swingers Site that you must be up for a fu*k at anytime and that you are eternally grateful for their interest.
I am lucky now in that I don't have to be the single guy anymore .
Such is life
Paul
Just did some informal research and asked my friend Carolyn what was the biggest cock she had experienced (obviously hoping she would say "Well yours darling")... The result was "no idea really - maybe 8" at the most , but I've never had the inclination to measure one"
Paul
I read them and would concur that many are more fantasy than reality - though they can still be a good read.. :shock:
As for the cock size. Just boys exagerating the size of their toys. There was one a while back that actually said that at 8" he was just average.. FFS
Paul (of the 10" penis - honest)
So, we need a ref (fully qualified) and some rules...
I initially thought that I should put myself up for the ref position. But after due consideration, I decided that even though fully qualified (10 years experience reffing in the Basingstoke Scrotum Shavers League) the position should be filled by one of the lovely lady members. My rationale for this is that there will need to be some feeling of the scrotums of DaveJ and Warwick to test for smoothness, and whilst I am sure that both of these gentlemen are fine and upstanding , I for one am not getting my hands round there balls. (sorry lads)
I believe that we need a master of rule definition to help us out as I do not have enough experience in this field. However I believe that there is a good case for introducing a degree of difficulty, as in Diving or Gymnastics.
Examples could be
1. One arm tied behind back (2.1)
2. No foam, custard or any other lubricant (2.8)
3. Blindfolded (3.8)
4. Shaving whilst receiving oral stimulation (3.2)
All suggestions welcome.
Regards
Paul
Obviously don't send one of a flaccid member - make sure the bugger is fully erect. Also, it helps if you 'add a few inches to harry hampton ' using the marvels of digital editing.
