Quote by davej
In an attempt to prove that Fun 365 is trying to mislead you Warwick, I attempted to try his suggestion last night and can proudly report that the Latte, was served in a cup that couldnt accomadate a mouses ear let alone a pair of adult Smiffies and therefore I conclude that a thick shake is still your best option.
Davej;
You should be ashamed. What you have said is a load of old 'bollocks'.
I personally have used my tried and trusted method today and can confirm that it works perfectly. Unfortunately, I could not get out of the house this morning to go into town and perform the operation in an eating establishment. So, I improvised and attacked the beast at home.
Sadly, I had no milk to make a Latte and had to use Dettol. I must say that I found Dettol to be an adequate substitute , although it did sting a bit and tasted awful. Also, I don't have a freezer so could not find any ice. An ideal substitute turned out to be a bottle of Chablis. Chills the bollocks after the Latte - and tastes bloody wonderful.
Sadly, I had no custard. So, thinking quickly I used a Madras curry paste, thinned with turps. Wonderful indeed. It perked the bollocks up, made the hair stand to attention and made the shaving operation extremely simple.
I would certainly advise anyone to follow this true path.
PS: My doctor says that I will be okay over time
Regards (from Red Hot Bollocks)
Paul
