Manager: Wenger. There can be no arguement about this. He has built an Arsenal side that play the most attractive and exciting football I have ever sen.
Keeper: Neimi... And let's hope that he does end up at Arsenal as Lehman, whilst a good keeper, has such a temprament problem
Right Back: Lauren. He has improved as a defender. Have to remember that he started out as an attacking midfielder.
Centre Backs: Campbell and Terry. Campbell has just been immense. His all round game has improved. Just needs to improve distribution a bit more. Terry reads the game well. Strong, tackles well. Only slight problem is a little lack of pace. If Woodgate was not so injury prone would probably select him above Terry.
Left Back: Has to be Ashley Cole. Pace to burn and is the best attacking full back around. Has learnt to defend better and has concentrated on that side of his game.
Midfield:
Pires: The guy that runs like a duck. Drifts all over the pitch, has scored 19 goals so far. I have even seen him tackle once !!!
Lampard: The most improved Prem player. Sees passes now that were not available to him two years ago. Developed into a good goal scorer and has learnt to time his runs into the attacking areas (a bit like David Platt). Interestingly enough the Arsenal squad all voted for Lampard.
Viera: What can I say. This guy is the best midfielder of his type in the world.
Gerrard: I'd play Gerrard on the right. Just coz I have to have him in my team. He has carried Liverpool all season. Dynamic going forward, great defender. He will become as good as Viera. (wonder if he would like to come to Arsenal)
Shearer: Give him the service and he scores. Still the best English striker by some distance.
Henry: Simply the best !!!!
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Quote by Sappho
Jersey Royals, swimming in organic butter with a sprinkle of fresh parsley or smothered in mayonnaise with chives - a truly orgasmic experience. But better than sex? Well, let me try them together and I'll let you know!
Sappho xxx
Sappho;
Will be trying together (with my friend C ) next week.
Heaven awaits
Paul
Quote by well_busty_babe
Okay - Jersey Royals are out. Ate them on Saturday, Sunday and will again tonight.
The question is ----- Are they better than sex? Or is any other food better than sex?
Paul
depends on how good the sex is!!!!!!!
chocolate rates higher than averge sex, but lower than brill sex!
WBB;
Royal Jerseys are perfect food. Just boiled (or steamed) enough butter to satisfy and a grind (oh er missus!!!) of pepper and that is perfection.
There are times when that is better than sex.... honest
Paul
Well, we had a guy who was interested in just watching. So, said okay , might be interested but please send facial pics (and rude if you wish) and tell us about yourself.
Received two pics of his 'previous' girlfriends sucking his ' thick and long cock' (his words) clearly showing their faces. Not one pic of his face.
Needless to say his request was declined. But it did make me think that the ladies in the pics probably had no idea that he was in essence hawing their images around.
Paul
Received two pics of his 'previous' girlfriends sucking his ' thick and long cock' (his words) clearly showing their faces. Not one pic of his face.
Needless to say his request was declined. But it did make me think that the ladies in the pics probably had no idea that he was in essence hawing their images around.
Paul
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Happy Birthday for Sunday JQL!!! Let us know how the cake turned out.
We will be married for 12 years on Sunday - I'd have got less for bloody murder!!!
Hey ho - wonder what I'll get this year!
Love
WIlma
x x x x
Wilma;
If you had murdered Fred at least Dino would still be alive
Paul
Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,
deeply
and
> passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship
until
> one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears.
>
> "We can't see each other any more..." she sobbed.
>
> "Why?" gasped Douglas.
>
> "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you
are a
> mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of
> crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can
only
walk
> sideways."
>
> Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness
to
> drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
>
> That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came
from
far
> and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused
to
join
> in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
>
> Suddenly the doors burst open, and Douglas the crab strode in.
>
> The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the
Lobster
> King rose from his throne.
>
> Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab made his way across the
floor....
> and all could see that he was walking, not sideways but FORWARDS
>
> Yes, FORWARDS, one claw after another!!
>
> Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he looked
the
> King lobster in the eye.
>
> There was a deadly hush..................................
>
>
>
>
> This lasted quite a while...........................
>
>
>
>
>
> Finally, the crab spoke....................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "F**k, I'm pissed."
>
>
deeply
and
> passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship
until
> one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears.
>
> "We can't see each other any more..." she sobbed.
>
> "Why?" gasped Douglas.
>
> "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you
are a
> mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of
> crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can
only
walk
> sideways."
>
> Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness
to
> drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
>
> That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came
from
far
> and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused
to
join
> in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
>
> Suddenly the doors burst open, and Douglas the crab strode in.
>
> The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the
Lobster
> King rose from his throne.
>
> Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab made his way across the
floor....
> and all could see that he was walking, not sideways but FORWARDS
>
> Yes, FORWARDS, one claw after another!!
>
> Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he looked
the
> King lobster in the eye.
>
> There was a deadly hush..................................
>
>
>
>
> This lasted quite a while...........................
>
>
>
>
>
> Finally, the crab spoke....................
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "F**k, I'm pissed."
>
>
Will;
I think you will need space for a weekly Farmers Market. Of course there is only one candidate to organise this - and it aint me
Also, a swimming pool would be in order. But will need to be indoor and have a sliding roof for those nice sunny days. I would like to put myself up as a lifeguard. My thoughts are only for the safety of the swimmers. Nothing else at all, honest.
Paul
I think you will need space for a weekly Farmers Market. Of course there is only one candidate to organise this - and it aint me
Also, a swimming pool would be in order. But will need to be indoor and have a sliding roof for those nice sunny days. I would like to put myself up as a lifeguard. My thoughts are only for the safety of the swimmers. Nothing else at all, honest.
Paul
Well, time for another post.
I am currently with a lady who uses expressive language whenever we are engaged in sexual activities. She uses the eff and C words without hesitation. Now I do find this an incredible turn on - especially as I love to talk during sex. The funny thing is that she would almost never swear outside of a sexual situation.
I'd just like to find out what the good people here think of using such language during sex? Good, bad , horny or not?
Paul
I am currently with a lady who uses expressive language whenever we are engaged in sexual activities. She uses the eff and C words without hesitation. Now I do find this an incredible turn on - especially as I love to talk during sex. The funny thing is that she would almost never swear outside of a sexual situation.
I'd just like to find out what the good people here think of using such language during sex? Good, bad , horny or not?
Paul
Quote by willxx69
I haven't heard of ANY of these people!!!- except David Seaman of course!
I used to like football - until I was about 9 or 10. Then I discovered proper games like rugby and cricket
Will - checks list to make that he has offended most people. *tick* and then runs for cover quickly, grabbing a case of Merlot on his way out and hoping that he can hide in one of Arti's outbuildings
What can I do while in hiding? Sit and ponder why a thoroughly good chap like Sarge who is obviously witty, intelligent and an all round good egg can be a lager drinking fotball fan!!I love connundra! :happy:
Will;
I suggest that one case of Merlot is not enough for the amount of time that you need to stay away....
Paul
As a former employee of a Pharma company which makes an Erectile Dysfunction drug I can only echo what Harry0 says.
Never, never ever take prescription medicine without the correct medical advice.
Recently, I berated a very good friend of mine who had given Viagra tablet to someone - as a laugh!!!! Fortunately his reaction was not too severe - but a lesson has been learned
Paul
Never, never ever take prescription medicine without the correct medical advice.
Recently, I berated a very good friend of mine who had given Viagra tablet to someone - as a laugh!!!! Fortunately his reaction was not too severe - but a lesson has been learned
Paul
Quote by warwick
Ta Paul it sounds great. The only problem is and I should have mentioned this, but Ive been banned from driving for 30 months and I get my licence back soon so I was fancying somewhere I could drive too. Im taking 4 to 6 weeks off from september and want to drive most days
Hmmmm... that certainly rules out Bermuda.
I don't dirve outside the UK .. so can't help you. Though am sure that there are many on this forum that can help.
Paul
Quote by warwick
Im sitting here looking out on this miserable grey day and thinking about holidays
Has anyone got any particular favourite destinations. I am soooo boring I just keep going back to Spain or Portugal and feel its time for a change:
Warwick;
How much money do you want to spend? If it's a fair amount then I would suggest Bermuda. The beaches are wonderful; 9 golf courses; no dangerous animals; very friendly people... just perfect in my view.
If you need any info then PM me. I have the advantage of having lived there.
Cheers
Paul
Quote by JudyTV
Oh dear. Shaking my head extremely slowly and thanking divine providence I am ‘Transgendered’ and can therefore sometimes consider myself not 100% male.
Judy’s new add.....
Small dick, little tits, easily pleased loves things with batteries and falls asleep easily after sex.
Hobbies …. Going to Munches and recharging batteries for thingies.
JudyTV
You have cracked it Judy. Much, much better than your old ad.
Paul
I am a Gooner. So, am happy at the moment. I wont celebrate until we have won though.
After over 40 years supporting Arsenal I can honestly say that the football we play now is the best I have ever seen. However, I can't see anyone getting the Treble again. You need luck on your side.
Paul
After over 40 years supporting Arsenal I can honestly say that the football we play now is the best I have ever seen. However, I can't see anyone getting the Treble again. You need luck on your side.
Paul
I have not posted a topic for a while but had such an odd day that thought would do so now.
When I'm down I sometimes reach for 'comfort food'. (and also the odd drop of wine)
Today is one of my comfort food days.
So, it has to be Steak & Kidney Pudding, Mashed spuds, Peas and onion gravy. I can think of nothing better to provide that warm comfortable feeling.
Now obviously I would like to see what other people use to bolster themselves
Paul
When I'm down I sometimes reach for 'comfort food'. (and also the odd drop of wine)
Today is one of my comfort food days.
So, it has to be Steak & Kidney Pudding, Mashed spuds, Peas and onion gravy. I can think of nothing better to provide that warm comfortable feeling.
Now obviously I would like to see what other people use to bolster themselves
Paul
Interesting topic although it has been discussed before.
My friend C (female) and I had a mmf threesome on Tuesday this week. The other male (A) is a friend of mine and has been in threesomes with another lady partner of mine previously.
The evening went really well and everyone, especially C, had a great time. The only thing that bugged me was C snogging A. I said nothing at the time but discussed with C when he had left.
I'm still not 100% sure why it bothered me as it had not done so previously. But after much thought I am leaning towards the fact that my relationship with C has developed beyond one based on swinging. So, now I see someone kissing C passionately as more of a threat to our relationship than one where just sex is involved. Maybe now I see kissing as more intimate than just a darn good shag. I must be becoming insecure.
Well, I've just typed that and wonder if I have made any sense at all
Paul
My friend C (female) and I had a mmf threesome on Tuesday this week. The other male (A) is a friend of mine and has been in threesomes with another lady partner of mine previously.
The evening went really well and everyone, especially C, had a great time. The only thing that bugged me was C snogging A. I said nothing at the time but discussed with C when he had left.
I'm still not 100% sure why it bothered me as it had not done so previously. But after much thought I am leaning towards the fact that my relationship with C has developed beyond one based on swinging. So, now I see someone kissing C passionately as more of a threat to our relationship than one where just sex is involved. Maybe now I see kissing as more intimate than just a darn good shag. I must be becoming insecure.
Well, I've just typed that and wonder if I have made any sense at all
Paul
