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Funlovers2009
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
Straight Female, 53
UK

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I have been to chams on a BBW night. I didn't know it was a BBW night until I got there but I digress ... It was a good night, very busy and there were many BBW admirers.
BBW night or not, pretty much wherever you go there will be people of all ages, shapes and sizes; all have their admirers. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say. I can honestly say that it is very rare to see any woman sat on the sidelines, no matter what size she is, unless it is her choice to do so.
Personally I would do pretty much anything (legal) to be in work. I may not be particularly motivated by cleaning public toilets but I would do it if I had to. Not just because I wouldn't want to claim benefits but because I'd go doo lally tap if I had nothing to do.
I really don't understand how any employer can say that someone is over qualified to do a job. I recruit a lot in my job and although sometimes I do wonder why someone who is obviously overqualified would apply for certain roles, I would never refuse them an opportunity on that basis alone. There are many people who have held very responsible and/or high level jobs who, for whatever reason, decide to take a step (or numerous steps) down as they just don't want the stress and responsibility anymore. Who am I to assume what an individual's motivations are for applying? I feel that ASDA have done you quite an injustice.
Awwwww thanks everyone for the warm :welcome: back biggrin and for making me smile after what has been a pretty shit day .....
So, who fancies a bit? :rascal: (and no, I ain't wearing my boots) lol
Quote by bluexxx
We were playing for a long time before joining a site and only joined here because I wanted to shag on cam. When we joined we had no intention of being social and making friends out of it ... We were on a mission to shag the world!
We would play every Friday and Saturday night and mid week if we could fit it in. Clubs, parties, house meets, hotels, dingy car parks, camping, singles, couples, orgies ... we had some fantastic sexual experiences (and some pretty shit ones too). We started going to socials and quickly realised that they were not just social!! Making fantastic friends and having loads of sex with random strangers ... Bonus!! :twisted:
I don't know if we'd just done it to death, but about 2 years ago I just decided out of the blue that I wasn't getting anything from it anymore. The buzz had gone. I stopped going into chat, I couldn't be arsed looking for meets, it just didn't seem worth the hassle so we stopped.
We have been out and played since but not often. It hasn't been bad but not great either. We talk about getting back into it again properly but never quite get round to it, life and work get in the way.
I do think you can have a normal relationship. We have an excellent one with the added bonus that I can walk down the street with my husband, see a hot guy and say "I would fucking destroy him!" lol If we decided to never swing again, (never say never i say) neither of us would be bothered, if we lost touch with the fantastic friends we've made along the way we would both be gutted!

Yep. That just about sums things up for me too.
However fantastic the times, and the memories, I've got to thinking that swinging, as in the all-out shag the world stuff, really does have a shelf life.
I do know a few people who have carried on at a grand pace for many years, but most don't. Most go all-out, then slow down and then many just stop completely.
Is that too much of a sweeping generalisation though?
Everyone's different I suppose. We were shagging the world at a mad pace for about 9 years and stopped quite suddenly. I came to the conclusion that no sex was as good as the sex I got at home.
If we start again (which we probably will but not to the same extreme), it will be stimulating my mind with the experiences much more than it stimulates my foof!
Pineapple on pizza ..... Most definitely!! Hawaii is the only pizza worth having ..... FACT!
The only place for tinned tomatoes is on a fried breakfast .... Tomato juice and egg yolk should NEVER meet (form a sausage barrier)
Baked beans are not only minging ..... they're just wrong! As are mushrooms.
The only place for tomato sauce is on a hotdog (with onions)
There is no place for brown sauce ..... Ewwwwwww!
Anything hot or spicy .... Go to bin, do not pass go, do not collect £200
Don't even start me on marmite!
We were playing for a long time before joining a site and only joined here because I wanted to shag on cam. When we joined we had no intention of being social and making friends out of it ... We were on a mission to shag the world!
We would play every Friday and Saturday night and mid week if we could fit it in. Clubs, parties, house meets, hotels, dingy car parks, camping, singles, couples, orgies ... we had some fantastic sexual experiences (and some pretty shit ones too). We started going to socials and quickly realised that they were not just social!! Making fantastic friends and having loads of sex with random strangers ... Bonus!! :twisted:
I don't know if we'd just done it to death, but about 2 years ago I just decided out of the blue that I wasn't getting anything from it anymore. The buzz had gone. I stopped going into chat, I couldn't be arsed looking for meets, it just didn't seem worth the hassle so we stopped.
We have been out and played since but not often. It hasn't been bad but not great either. We talk about getting back into it again properly but never quite get round to it, life and work get in the way.
I do think you can have a normal relationship. We have an excellent one with the added bonus that I can walk down the street with my husband, see a hot guy and say "I would fucking destroy him!" lol If we decided to never swing again, (never say never i say) neither of us would be bothered, if we lost touch with the fantastic friends we've made along the way we would both be gutted!
Quote by MikeC

Wehey!! Have I pulled? :bounce:

Count me in :-)
Nope I have just asked for a blowjob...... :twisted:
Just me and you then Funlovers :bounce:
I will watch lol
The more the merrier I say!!
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Quote by MikeC
I'm a former Chat Op redface

They wouldn't let me be a chat op. Too gobby and crude apparently.
Not sure where they got that idea from wink
bolt
There's always room somewhere for someone who's gobby and crude ;-)
Around our cocks.....;)
Wehey!! Have I pulled? :bounce:
Nowt!
Unless I'm in a hotel on my own and then I wear pjs (just in case the fire alarm goes off) lol
Quote by Steve
I'm a former Chat Op redface

They wouldn't let me be a chat op. Too gobby and crude apparently.
Not sure where they got that idea from wink
bolt
Quote by MikeC
As per fun ad dirty chat here we go.......
Have you ever been stooped by the police either in a compromising situation or just generally

You beat me to it, I was just going to do this lol
In a dark secluded car park ..... You know where this is going right?
There I was draped across the front seats of the car, hubby's cock in mouth and a bloke crouched in the passenger doorway, head between my legs. We saw headlights but didn't think much of it as it was generally quite an active place. Just as it was about to pull up alongside us, on come the blue lights! Big police van!! SHIT!! I've never moved so fast in my life!
Out steps 2 police men and 2 police women. I've gotta say, the blokes probably just came for the perv as they didn't seem bothered, but the women were proper bitches!
We were asked what we were doing so we gave them the 'we'd had an argument and come for a drive to clear the air' line and told them that the bloke's car wouldn't start so he'd come to ask us for help .... while all the time hoping that they wouldn't ask us to get out of the car. I had no idea where my knickers were (I'd tried to kick them under the seat) and hubby had just pulled his top over his open jeans and his cock was still out!
They took our car reg number and names and told us to move on as "this isn't a good place to hang out, some dodgy stuff goes on down here!"
Of course they knew exactly what we were doing and had probably seen everything!
Quote by Dirtygirly

To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!

That's what they're for though... well unless you go out in them and a fur coat... and pray like fuck you don't get pulled by the police on the way!
rotflmao
I did have an encounter with the police .... but that's another story redface
Spill the beans then... better still... start a thread about strange encounters with the law!! Ha! :rascal:
Now there's a plan .... For tomorrow (getting old and need my beauty sleep ... Desperately!!)
Quote by Dirtygirly

To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!

That's what they're for though... well unless you go out in them and a fur coat... and pray like fuck you don't get pulled by the police on the way!
rotflmao
I did have an encounter with the police .... but that's another story redface
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I remember you lady! kiss

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Ello!! Long time no see!! :kiss:
I know... I've been trying out that grown up shit! redface
How's tricks with you? Still got those hot boots huh?! :rascal:
To be fair, they fuckin kill me. Only good when I'm on my back!
Quote by Dirtygirly
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I remember you lady! kiss

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Ello!! Long time no see!! :kiss:
OMG! I'd have waited months for so many replies before!! (Ok, slight exaggeration) biggrin
I'm liking the new old forum!! Long may it continue
Quote by essex34m
Off for a sit down bolt

*points to face*
It would be wrong to turn that down hey! Time for a shower or shall I break open the baby wipes?? dunno
We joined because I wanted to shag on cam. Obviously we didn't feel imaginative at the time. It didn't seem as important as getting into the chat room in a 'just pick a f'kin name' kind of way. (Think he must have had a hard on) lol
I've not been around for a while. It all got a bit political (not really my thing) so I couldn't be bothered.
Just popped in to see if there had been any new threads in the last 2 months (wasn't expecting much to be fair) and to my amazement, there's loads of people posting and ... Banter!!! :bounce:
I know that it wasn't under the best circumstances, but it's great to see so many members come back!
I have no idea who most of you are (bit before my time i think) but welcome back everyone .................
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And welcome back me!!!!
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Exhausted now after all that bouncing ... Off for a sit down bolt
I haven't been on site for a while and this is really not what I expected to come back to!
I'm so sorry to hear of your loss Gem. I never met Neil but he always kept me entertained by his posts. A great loss to all who knew him as well as those who will never have the pleasure.
I found out today that he had split up from his wife and was engaged to a female soldier who was serving in Afghanistan when he was killed. No one seems arsed about how she is.
It made me quite sad.
Really sorry to leave it so late but we're not going to be able to make it. We're gutted as we were really looking forward to seeing friends who we ain't seen for ages and meeting loads of new ones.
Life just keeps getting in the way! *sigh*
Hope you all have a great time and for those going to camp, we'll see you there!
Enjoy!
Quote by starlightcouple
I'm really not wanting to scare monger but I thought it right to make people aware that a swinging friend of ours (from another site) has had photos stolen from their profile and they have been put onto a porn site. They are not the only ones either as it has happened to some of their friends too.
Please remember that any pictures you post on the Internet can be copied so if you're not happy to be put in this situation don't post anything in public which makes you identifiable.
Off to hide our pictures!! bolt

One of many reasons why we will not put pictures of us up on here or anywhere else. People want to see what fine good looking fuckers we are, then we have a cam. wink
You never know who will recognise you on cam neither unless you open a private room. I was on cam one day when Lee came in from work feeling a little frisky. He bent me over the table and off we go. Next thing you know I get a whisper from an old friend who had literally just joined the site. First cam he switches on is mine .... Just my luck!! My first ever boyfriend is on here too and recognised me on cam!
Quote by MidsCouple24
I'm really not wanting to scare monger but I thought it right to make people aware that a swinging friend of ours (from another site) has had photos stolen from their profile and they have been put onto a porn site. They are not the only ones either as it has happened to some of their friends too.
Please remember that any pictures you post on the Internet can be copied so if you're not happy to be put in this situation don't post anything in public which makes you identifiable.
Off to hide our pictures!! bolt

Totally agree, the crap people put about Sydney University, institutions and the like is just that, crap, many judges see possession as 9 tenths of the law, that putting them on a website where they can be copied is givint people permission to download them no matter what you put on that site about not doing so and let's be realists, are you really going to take out a civil action costing perhaps thousands of pounds maybe hundreds of thousands to take someone into an open court and expose yourself to media coverage or fight your case on the other side of the world ?
Even going on cam in chatrooms can be dangerous to those who wish to keep thier identities private, it doesn't happen often and moderators watch for it but it is possible to record what you see on cams using various techniques such as your own webcam or phone.
The answer is simple, don't put anything on any website that you don't want available to the public, put your face pictures or any from which you can be identified into private galleries and send them only to those you trust.

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Welcome back!
I'm really not wanting to scare monger but I thought it right to make people aware that a swinging friend of ours (from another site) has had photos stolen from their profile and they have been put onto a porn site. They are not the only ones either as it has happened to some of their friends too.
Please remember that any pictures you post on the Internet can be copied so if you're not happy to be put in this situation don't post anything in public which makes you identifiable.
Off to hide our pictures!! bolt
Quote by Lizaleanrob
where as a another woman never misses the spot wink

OT but... how can that be true?
i think Toots sums it up better and i should have wrote spots and not spot but if you need verification :rascal:
I've never been with a woman who has satisfied me like a man can (and I've been with a lot of women). There is something very sexy about kissing a woman but as for the rest ... I say leave it to those who know what they're doing! Each to their own hey.
Well if it's just a general term for being covered in cum (no matter how it has come about) then I'm a bukake queen!! lol